Everyone knows that the dominatrix Sun Erniang and the vegetable garden Zhang Qing are two people, who opened a black shop under the big tree on the cross slope of Mengzhou and sold the meat buns, but many people don't know that this Zhang Qing is the son-in-law.
As the saying goes, outside the male lead, inside the female lead, in the average family, it is the man who is in charge, but in Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang's family, it is Sun Erniang who is in charge. This Zhang Qing is a takeaway every day, carrying meat buns to sell in the streets and alleys, everything in this black shop is the proprietress Sun Erniang has the final say.
Moreover, Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang opened a black shop and did business without capital, but there are differences, Zhang Qing is a monk halfway and fell into the grass, but Sun Erniang is an ancestral craft, from a robber family.
It is said that Zhang Qing was also a hard-working child with no father and no mother, and when he grew up, he worked in the Guangming Temple near the cross slope of Mengzhou, responsible for chopping firewood and planting vegetables, just like Lu Zhishen in Daxiangguo Temple.
I don't know why, Zhang Qing had a conflict with the monks in this temple, maybe the monks squeezed Zhang Qing and deducted Zhang Qing's wages, maybe Zhang Qing secretly took the vegetables in the Guangming Temple to sell outside, in short, Zhang Qing was young and vigorous, killed all the monks in the Guangming Temple, and then burned the entire temple to ashes with a fire.
Because the monks in the temple were all dead, no one reported this matter, and the government had no way to investigate, so no one was looking for Zhang Qing.
Zhang Qing originally took Guangming Temple as his home, he killed the monk and burned the temple, although he had a bad breath in his heart, but it was equivalent to burning his own home.
When Zhang Qing was in Guangming Temple, he had a place to live, food to eat, and the monks gave him some wages, but now all the food and clothing are gone, Zhang Qing gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and started a business of cutting paths on the cross slope of Mengzhou Road!
The so-called cutting of the path, cutting is to cut off, the path is the road, cutting off the road of others, is to stop others, and ask others for money, to put it bluntly, it is a robber, directly robbing money on the avenue.
One day, Zhang Qing was doing a business without capital under this cross-slope tree, but he waited for a long time and only waited for an old man chopping wood before he dared to start, who knows, Zhang Qing did not knock the old man to the ground, but was killed by the old man.
It turned out that Zhang Qing was also unlucky, he was a robber who met the thief's grandfather, this old man who chopped wood, was also a big robber, and his martial arts were strong, so Zhang Qing was not his opponent.
Zhang Qing immediately knelt down and begged for mercy, and the old man saw that Zhang Qing had extraordinary bones and courage, so he cherished talents and took Zhang Qing back to his home in Mengzhou City.
Zhang Qing went to the old man's house and saw that the old man had a daughter who was like a flower, and he was overjoyed.
So the old man accepted Zhang Qing as an apprentice and taught Zhang Qing his good martial arts and robber techniques.
It was also Zhang Qing who should take the peach blossom luck, and the old man married his daughter to Zhang Qing, and recruited Zhang Qing to be his son-in-law.
Naturally, the flower-like girl who married Zhang Qing is the dominatrix Sun Erniang. This old man is none other than the robber old father of the dominatrix Sun Erniang.
Since then, there has been a pair of mandarin duck thieves on Mengzhou Road, the male is Zhang Qing in the vegetable garden, and the female is the dominatrix Sun Erniang.
After Zhang Qing's old father-in-law returned to the west, Zhang Qing took Sun Erniang and returned to his first crime, and met the blessed land of his old father-in-law, under the ancient tree on the cross slope of Mengzhou Road, opened this black shop, and continued to do business without capital, but they were mobile crimes before, and now they are fixed crimes.
Dominatrix Sun Erniang has a pungent personality, and Zhang Qing is a door-to-door son-in-law, so in Zhang Qing's Sun Erniang's house, Zhang Qing, as a door-to-door son-in-law, has no right to speak at all.
There is only one rule, Zhang Qing and Sun Erniang have established a rule, that is, their black shop, anyone can be killed, that is, there are three types of people who cannot be killed, one is the wandering monk, the second is the prostitute on the rivers and lakes, and the third is the criminal who is distributed.
Although Zhang Qing killed a monk in a temple and became a monk, he also left a bottom line for himself, he was unwilling to kill these three types of people, so he naturally had his own reasoning.
First, why can't we kill the monks? Because Zhang Qing believes that monks don't kill people, and they don't have human lives on their hands.
In fact, how did Zhang Qing know that there are many evil monks and evil monks in the monk's way, and there are young and old people who kill people like numbness.
Second, why don't you kill prostitutes? Zhang Qing believes that prostitutes live at the lowest level of society, and it is very pitiful for them to be sent off, laugh and drink, and exchange their bodies for some living capital.
In fact, how did Zhang Qing know that most of the prostitutes were pitiful, and there were many of them who acted for the tiger and harmed others, such as the old bustard in the Qinglou, most of them were born as prostitutes, they originally knew the hardships of being a prostitute, but after they turned over, they went to oppress and bully others.
Third, why don't you kill the exiled criminals? Zhang Qing believes that many of the exiled criminals are heroes in the rivers and lakes.
In fact, how did Zhang Qing know that ninety percent of criminals are the scum of society, and the good people who have really been wronged may account for one percent at most. That is, the Great Song Dynasty under the rule of Song Huizong, who was ruled by the faint monarch, may be able to account for three or four percent.
In any case, Zhang Qing repeatedly emphasized to his wife Sun Erniang that monks, prostitutes, and criminals cannot be killed.
However, Zhang Qing has no authority at home, Sun Erniang doesn't listen to him at all, no matter whether it is a good person or a bad person, a monk or a prostitute, she will kill it correctly, it can be seen that Sun Erniang is really from a robber family, and her heart is already black, from the inside to the outside.
Because Sun Erniang had the final say at home and didn't listen to Zhang Qing at all, he first killed a Toutuo monk, and then almost killed the flower monk Lu Zhishen.
At the beginning, Lu Zhishen passed through them and was stunned by Sun Erniang with sweat medicine, if Zhang Qing hadn't happened to come back, Lu Zhishen would have become the yellow beef and bun stuffing in her black shop.
Another time, there was a Toutuo who also passed through their shop, and was fainted by Sun Erniang with sweat medicine, this time Zhang Qing came back late, and Toutuo became a yellow beef and bun filling.
You can also see that in fact, Zhang Qing can't interfere in this black shop at home, everything is decided by Sun Erniang alone, and Zhang Qing usually goes outside to chop wood or walk the streets and alleys to sell meat buns.
In fact, Sun Erniang suspected that Zhang Qing was in the way in the store, so she spent Zhang Qing away.
Moreover, in addition, Zhang Qing also has a task, which is to be responsible for letting out the wind and soliciting guests, why do you say that?
Wu Song killed Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian, and took the heads of the two and Wang Po to Yanggu County to surrender themselves, but the county order was a pity that Wu Song was a good man and intended to protect Wu Song.
The county magistrate obtained a copy of Wu Song's confession and tampered with it, saying that Wu Song had a conflict with Pan Jinlian because Pan Jinlian did not allow him to worship his brother Wu Dalang, and accidentally killed Pan Jinlian.
It was also said that Pan Jinlian had an affair with Ximen Qing, and Ximen Qing came to defend Pan Jinlian, who was fighting with Wu Song, and fought with Wu Song, from Wu Dalang's house to the Lion Bridge, Wu Song killed Ximen Qing out of self-defense.
Because it was a human life lawsuit, Yanggu County couldn't make the decision, Yanggu County handed over this confession to the city's Dongping Mansion, and the Dongping Mansion also intended to shelter Wu Song, and after sending it to the province, Wu Song was lightly distributed, with forty military sticks on the spine of the cane, and was assigned to Mengzhou Prison City two thousand miles away.
Wu Song killed his sister-in-law in March, and after completing the above procedures, it was already June, so it was summer.
The two guards escorted Wu Song, and unconsciously came to the cross slope of Mengzhou Road. Then, the three of them saw Sun Erniang's black shop on the slope, it was hot and thirsty, so they wanted to eat and drink some wine in the store.
At that time, Wu Song didn't know what this place was, so he asked a woodcutter who happened to pass by, and the woodcutter said that this was the cross slope of Mengzhou Road, so Wu Song paid attention.
Because Wu Song had long heard that there was a black shop in Cross Slope, and there was a pair of outlaw mandarin ducks who specialized in trading here with no capital.
Later, when Wu Song talked to Sun Erniang in the store, he once said:
Wu Song said: "I have never walked on the rivers and lakes, and I have heard people say: 'Big trees cross the slope, who dares to go there? The woman said, "How can you say this, a guest officer?" ”
It turned out that when Wu Song was wandering on the rivers and lakes, he heard about this cross slope, so as soon as he entered Sun Erniang's black shop, he was cautious everywhere, and Wu Song intended to destroy this black shop, so he deliberately teased Sun Erniang with some rumors.
For example, as soon as Wu Song entered the store, he took off his shirt, after all, it was summer, and the weather was hot, and Wu Song deliberately took it off, for example, Wu Song said that Sun Erniang's bun had "hair", for example, Wu Song deliberately asked Sun Erniang where her husband was, and said that Sun Erniang was lonely and lonely watching the store alone, etc.
In any case, as soon as Sun Erniang saw that Wu Song came to tease her, she put sweat medicine in the wine, but in fact, Wu Song had already guarded against them, did not drink, and finally pretended to faint.
Wu Song has thousands of catties of divine power, and Sun Erniang asked the junior two and junior to carry Wu Song, how could he carry it casually? Wu Song had already carried his superior internal strength. Sun Erniang saw that the two of them were useless, so she went out in person.
And Sun Erniang, the old lady, is more tiger, when she came to carry Wu Song, she even took off her clothes and skirt, and almost went into battle shirtless, so Wu Song deliberately pressed her to the ground, and took the opportunity to rub Sun Erniang with oil.
The woman said, first took off her green gauze shirt, untied her red silk skirt, and gently lifted Wu Song up shirtless.
Wu Song hugged the woman, restrained his two hands, and brought them together, and hugged them in front of his chest, but he put his legs on the lower half of the woman, and pressed them on the woman.
At this time, where is Zhang Qing in the vegetable garden? He is squatting at the door, why?
As we mentioned earlier, Zhang Qing, the vegetable gardener, couldn't be the master at home, so he set the rule of three non-killing, Sun Erniang didn't listen to it at all, and he went out to chop wood again that day, and he met Wu Song and the two dukes asking for directions.
That's right, the woodcutter Wu Song asked for directions was Zhang Qing, the vegetable gardener, when he saw that Wu Song was going to his black shop to eat, he had more eyes, and instead of chopping wood, he quietly followed back, he was afraid that his wife Sun Erniang would kill the "assassinated criminal Wu Song".
When Wu Song was molesting Sun Erniang, when Sun Erniang was using sweat medicine to stun them, when Wu Song pressed Sun Erniang to the ground, where was Zhang Qing in the vegetable garden? He was pretending to pass by the resting woodcutter and squatting at the door of the black shop!
I saw a person in front of the door carrying a load of firewood and resting at the head of the door, and saw Wu Song pressing down the woman on the ground, and the man strode in and shouted, "The good man is angry! The villain has his own words. ”
See, Zhang Qing watched all this develop, and sat at the door and watched.
In fact, Wu Song at this time is also a big fat man, and he is no longer as strong as when he fought the tiger on Jingyang Gang.
Sun Erniang sent two men to carry Wu Song, but when he didn't lift it, Sun Erniang scolded the two guys, and when he scolded, Sun Erniang said:
"But this bird man will also tease the old lady, such a fat, so that he can sell yellow beef. Those two skinny barbarians had to make buffalo meat and sell it. Carry it in and peel this guy first. ”
Sun Erniang said that Wu Song, such a fat, said that the two dukes were thin barbarians, which shows that Wu Song was already a big fat man at this time.
Why is Wu Song a big fat man? It's not because Wu Song has been in prison in Dongping Mansion for two or three months.
In the past two or three months, the big households in Yanggu County, the neighbors, the errand officers in the county, and the errand officer in the Dongping Mansion Prison all respected Wu Song as a hero of fighting tigers, and he fed Wu Song with good food and drink every day, big fish and meat, and fed Wu Song, a strong young man who fought against tigers, into a big fat man.
Sun Erniang was very happy when she saw that Wu Song, a big fat man, was full of horizontal meat and could produce a lot of yellow beef, and she must have given Zhang Qing a look at the door, and he was not allowed to interfere.
Speaking of which, Zhang Qing is indeed a bit of a wretch, he can't do anything, Sun Erniang says one thing at home, what can he do?
Fortunately, Wu Song was born with martial arts, although he was already a big fat man, but he easily killed Sun Erniang, if Zhang Qing hadn't come out to intercede, Wu Song might have killed Sun Erniang.