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Text: Zhang only
Edit|Entertain the heart
Preface
An Internet celebrity couple made everyone on the Internet "tremble".
was even "wanted by the whole network" by netizens.
What did this "shocking" do to the "upside down"?
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Beanie shoes, leggings, "thin dog" figure, pot head.
The iconic outfit of the "spirit guy" on the Internet.
There are thousands of spiritual guys, and Guangxi's "one table" is the most "outstanding".
Why among the many "spirit guys".
Will the only Internet celebrity "one table" fight out of the encirclement?
Is he even called the "leader" of the spirit guy?
"The world is so big that there are no wonders".
Give him a chance to post a video.
He will show his "hunting" life to tens of millions of netizens.
Don't be afraid when the rent is due, he will build his own "mansion" in the lobby of the public toilet.
Don't be afraid if you can't afford to eat, he will "take the tribute" from the cemetery.
Compare those who can only clip bags under their armpits and shake their hands spiritually.
Obviously, the appearance of a table made netizens see the "different" spiritual guy.
Red brick walls, gray cement floors, and an air conditioner blowing two rooms.
The decoration style of "Syria" is even more "unique".
The living environment of "dirty and messy" is slightly shabby compared with that of "slums".
But don't look at him so down.
As long as a phone call, a table will call a bunch of little brothers.
There is never a shortage of "beauties" around him.
There is a "pure" glasses girl in front of her.
Later, there was an "infatuated" cousin in Guizhou.
I thought that this was enough to "have no lower limit".
But only you can't think of it, you can't do it without them.
A love story between a cousin and a cousin in Guizhou.
is even more "earth-shattering, crying ghosts and gods".
Their love makes the whole network "bless" and "lock".
Everywhere the two went, they were even more "panicked".
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In ancient times, Wang Baochuan Han kiln "digging wild vegetables" for 18 years.
Today, there is a "cousin in Guizhou", who went to Guangxi to ask for only one person.
Not for glory and wealth, just for a sip of milk tea drinks with "ingredients".
Flick the lid of the pot.
The dandruff fell, and the surface of the drink was "covered in silver".
But my cousin in Guizhou looked happy, happily opening her mouth and waiting for her boyfriend to feed.
He took her on a "tour of the mountains and rivers".
She paid "true feelings" for him.
But is the relationship between the two really fair?
A "Pegasus Meteor Fist".
Let this man's "true face" be completely revealed.
This loving couple even broke up?
One table just wants a drone for 200 pieces.
was "vexatious" by his cousin.
For the sake of his own dignity, he played a set of "Pegasus Meteor Fist".
瞬间就让表妹“服服帖帖”。
And the cousin just asked him to accompany him to the dentist.
As a result, the two broke up.
But fortunately, it didn't take long for them to reconcile, which also made the majority of netizens "relieved".
During a live broadcast, the two accidentally revealed that they had "cauliflower".
And for who is contagious.
Both sides have their own opinions, and neither is willing to admit it.
And the next "riotous operation" of the two is even more incomprehensible.
3
Neither of them had serious jobs.
So where did the cousin's sets of clothes come from?
Give her a chance to shop online.
She will "teach a lesson" to girls across the country.
It is said that "open guns are easy to dodge, but hidden arrows are difficult to prevent".
Guizhou's cousin is the "king".
The clothes she buys online never dismantle the tags.
Exploiting loopholes, card bugs, and "seven days no reason to return" were played by her clearly.
But these are just the "small means" of the cousin in Guizhou.
When trying on clothes purchased online.
She doesn't even wear intimate clothing.
This made netizens "tremble" across the screen.
Overnight, "cousin with the same style" began to be searched by netizens.
Countless e-commerce merchants have "emergency public relations" and are miserable.
Ordinary people are treated in the hospital when they get sick.
But the "cauliflower couple" are particularly "maverick".
They took Guangxi as their starting point and "spread poison" to the surrounding cities.
And not only swaggering in the streets.
Fortunately, I didn't shy away from eating in and trying on clothes in the mall.
One watch was tattooed at a tattoo parlor.
For a while, countless netizens were paying attention to the Internet celebrity couple's every move.
And everywhere the two went, it caused a "big disinfection" of various businesses.
The owner of the snail noodle closed the shop urgently.
Replace the dishes and chopsticks, and disinfect the tables and chairs.
The tattoo parlor owner immediately went to the hospital for an examination.
The tattoo machine that survived was also replaced with a new one.
As this "farce" intensified.
The couple finally caught the attention of the local police.
It is reported that after the two arrived in Foshan.
The Foshan police surrounded the two with shields.
And the surrounding vendors and shops should also be sanitized on a large scale.
Subsequently, the account of the "One Table" platform was banned.
But the situation did not subside with the disappearance of the protagonist.
When netizens can't get the trajectory of Yibiao and others through the Internet.
On the contrary, people are more worried about whether the "cauliflower couple" will appear around us.
Some of the operations of the "cauliflower couple" are purely "not biting but responding to people".
After all, analyze from a rational point of view.
The "cauliflower" suffered by the two people requires specific conditions for survival and transmission.
And this incident also indirectly reflects the mainland's misunderstanding of some diseases.
"Cauliflower" is also known as "genital warts", abbreviated as "HPV".
There is a necessary condition for its living environment.
That is, it must be parasitic in normal cells.
As a result, it is difficult for the virus to survive after it leaves the body.
Although the behavior of Yibiao and Guizhou cousin made the public disdainful.
But it still gave many people a "wake-up call".
While ensuring their own hygiene and safety.
You should also pay attention to the impact of external hygiene on yourself.
Especially when going out and in public.
Bring your own tissues and wipes or some disinfectant supplies.
epilogue
With the "One Table" account banned.
The replacement of the Internet has gradually faded this matter.
Looking back on the beginning and end of the incident, some people feel that Yibiao and his cousin in Guizhou are "acting in the script".
The "spirit guy" is real.
But after the two of them tasted the sweetness of traffic.
Perhaps "cauliflower" is a "gimmick" for sensationalism.
But in any case, this behavior has already had a negative impact.
"The Internet is not an illegal place", and such a "no lower limit" operation deserves to become a "street rat".
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Information sources:
[1] "No: Two People Threatened the Nation? What Did the Couple Do"
[2] NetEase News: "The Liangguang region is in a biochemical crisis, and the cauliflower couple is wanted by the whole network"