During the Qingming Festival, it rained a lot, and my girlfriend asked for gold on the way [covering her face] Oh, I'll go, this Qingming energy saving can't help it! My girlfriend suddenly came to me: "My dear, the Qingming Festival is coming, buy me a gold earring." "As soon as I heard it, didn't this mean that I was going back to the Qin Dynasty? At that time, there was no Alipay, where could I buy her gold earrings?
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My girlfriend, you said that you have another festival on weekdays, and if you want a gift, I can buy it, and you said that you have made a lot of nonsense this time on the Qingming Festival, asking for gold earrings, isn't this a naked "forced marriage"? I cautiously asked her: "My dear, is it a bit too 'heavy' to give gold earrings on the Qingming Festival?"
But she said confidently: "Why are you so old-fashioned? Qingming sends gold, so you can't give gold chains on May Day?" "Shouldn't you send a paper horse on Qingming Festival? Isn't it a bit too much to have gold earrings?" She actually said: "Why are you so axial? Qingming sends paper horses, so you can't give Christmas trees at Christmas?"
Yes, it seems that it is not possible to buy it. I had to go shopping, only to find that the gold earrings were out of stock. I had an idea and bought a copper earring for her, thinking that copper would look good. As a result, when she saw it, her face turned green: "Why did you buy me a copper earring?
I'm going to go, this woman is too good at being unreasonable! You have to pay attention to the season when giving gifts on the Qingming Festival, right? Where do you ask me to find you gold earrings? I can't satisfy you even if I sell blood! I suddenly felt that this girlfriend can't be wanted, this is too demanding, it is simply forcing me to travel back to the Qin Dynasty!
Netizens, you say, is my girlfriend too materialistic? Asking for gold earrings on Qingming Festival, this is forcing me to travel back to the rhythm of the Qin Dynasty#头条首发挑战赛!
(Source: Internet)