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"Don't touch a man's head, don't hug a woman's waist"! 50 "heart eyes", please remember them vigorously

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1. The salary is 10,000, 3,000 to relatives, 5,000 to friends, 8,000 to wife, and to colleagues, similar to you. Bragging with the living, crying poor with acquaintances.

2. If you don't do the east, don't travel with relatives.

3. Between men and women, no matter what the relationship is, whether it is a husband and wife, or a red face, it doesn't matter how long the two have been together, the important thing is that the other party has you in their hearts.

4. Don't give someone else a bed to sleep in, not even a mother-in-law.

5. If you don't know how to buy food, you will follow the aunt to buy.

6. The right love can really avoid many contradictions, don't believe it.

7. The poorer you are, the more you have to pay social security. Otherwise, if you go to the hospital, you will understand.

8. In-laws, don't help children take care of children together.

9. Go to a relative's house to play, try to choose to live in a hotel, and think about it from another perspective.

10. The leader can call you a brother, but you don't want to call the leader a brother.

"Don't touch a man's head, don't hug a woman's waist"! 50 "heart eyes", please remember them vigorously

11. Newly bought clothes must be washed before wearing.

12. Five friends are not as good as a dog, and ten relatives are not as good as a credit card. Believe it or not, this is the reality.

13. Try not to go to the work introduced by acquaintances.

14. Go to the pharmacy to buy medicine, squat down, often cheap medicine is below.

15. The kettle in the hotel should not be used to boil water to drink.

16. Use other people's mobile phones, don't mess with other people's information, it is all recorded.

17. Men are lustful, and women are strong.

18. Those who have no money envy those who are rich, those who are rich envy those who are not sick, those who are sick envy those who have life, when people are alive, they want to have everything, and when death comes, they just want to live.

19. When you go to a tobacco hotel to buy alcohol, don't say that I give it away.

20. Don't express any opinions on things that you don't contribute money or effort to.

"Don't touch a man's head, don't hug a woman's waist"! 50 "heart eyes", please remember them vigorously

21. Sudden greetings, no matter how touching the other party says, don't believe it.

22. After getting married, do not have an ambiguous relationship with the opposite sex.

23. When the boss describes a bright future for you, there is a high probability that he is painting cakes, don't listen.

24. If you have great skills, you must know how to hide three points, and don't show off how good you are.

25. Reading more does not mean that you understand the sophistication of human feelings, and the sophistication of human feelings has to be learned in the middle school of the rivers and lakes and in the middle school of society.

26. It's not that there are more friends and the road is easy to walk, slowly, you will find that there are more friends when the road is good.

27. If the job is passable and the salary can be paid, there is no need to quit the job, and it is really difficult to find a job.

28. If it's too nice to a person, it's taken for granted.

29. If a woman works in an entertainment venue, she must not say it, even if it is a very regular job.

30. Male elderly people quit smoking and drinking, and female elderly people stop nagging.

"Don't touch a man's head, don't hug a woman's waist"! 50 "heart eyes", please remember them vigorously

31. Observe your mother-in-law before marrying a wife, for it is not good to ruin three generations.

32. Don't do three things in the hotel: don't turn off the toilet light, don't wash your face with hotel towels, and don't boil water from a kettle.

33. No pears for sick visits, no cigarettes for birthdays, and no umbrellas for marriage.

34. Don't drink with someone of the opposite sex who is meeting for the first time.

35. I'll pay, and the other means is, you pay.

36. Take someone else's car and close the door lightly.

37. When relatives come to the house, take them out to eat, and don't do it at home.

38. You can't say that men "can't", everyone minds.

39. When you go out, you don't rejoice with your wife.

40. If you send "in" in WeChat, you usually have something to ask you for.

"Don't touch a man's head, don't hug a woman's waist"! 50 "heart eyes", please remember them vigorously

41. If someone has helped you twice, don't look for someone for the third time, and people are also particular about coming and going!

42. People who make you wait too long will not choose you in the end.

43. Be kind to your parents, and those who are filial will have a bad time.

44- Do not touch a man's head, do not put his arms around a woman's waist.

45. The first glass of wine must not be toasted, but must be given to the person who maximizes his own interests.

46. When a wife has a conflict with her parents, a man should distinguish between priorities and coax his wife first!

47. No matter how good the relationship between siblings is, they must understand the "law of the herd".

48. Leave the door open in the office alone and of the opposite sex. 49. Don't spend your money on other women, for those who lose their wives will not get any money.

50. When you are emotionally unstable, don't make any decisions, you will probably regret them.

(Material source: WeChat public account Classical Literature and Poetry)