I never imagined that the family status of college students is so low?!
Some time ago, netizen @薛不肉 went home from winter vacation, but when he went to bed at night, he suddenly found that there was an extra "roommate" in his bedroom...... A calf???
According to netizens, the calf is new, and the parents were afraid that it would be cold in winter, so they arranged it in the netizen's room and asked them to sleep together......
I saw the calf staring at the netizen tightly, with a trace of puzzlement in his eyes, and he could see that it was an i cow.
Some people in the comment area speculated about the calf's voice at the moment:
It may be that it wants to go to bed, but it is embarrassed and does not know what to say......
"Why does this thing still sleep on my territory, I usually sleep on the kang~"
There is also a possibility that the calf thought that netizens and it were brothers......
"Were you born to my mother too?"
However, just as one person and one cow were about to fall asleep, the family dog suddenly came to join in the fun.
The dog looked at the netizen and then at the calf, and his face was full of doubts:
"Don't you all have your own room, do you want to sleep in one room?"
In the end, when there was no way, netizens slept in the same room with dogs and cows.
The comment area is also quite "ruthless" when I saw this scene:
"The first time I saw a cowshed, a kennel, and a pigsty in one
”
I just don't know who is the pig hahahahaha~
And after being roommates for a few days, the relationship between netizens and the calf is becoming more and more harmonious.
Half of the calves will be given to the calves when they eat snacks, but the bad thoughts in the hearts of netizens can't be hidden:
"Niu Niu, do you like the smell of barbecue or the smell of garlic~"
I hope that the calf grows up slowly, and does not realize the sinister heart too early!
It is said that after having a dog, I realized that the family status of college students is far less than that of a dog~
Last year, there was an unlucky netizen @ riding a piggy to watch the moon, and her graduate admission letter was bitten by the family dog and completely torn apart.
"The notice was taken in the morning, but not in the afternoon. ”
After seeing the scene in front of them, netizens immediately grabbed the "dog that caused the accident" to greet them, and in anger, picked up a fly swatter to try to make him apologize.
But the dog's response is worth playing......
It just lay on the ground, although it was a little cowardly under the oppression of netizens, but it didn't show its guilt at all, and it looked like what can you do with me!
After waiting for three whole months, will the results obtained after years of hard work in the cold window be ruined?
At that time, netizens even had the heart to eat dog meat, but after thinking about it, this was Dad's dog treasure, and his family status was far inferior to it, so he had to give up.
However, there is a good saying: if you have revenge, you will not revenge a gentleman.
In order to let his father see the wrong things his dog did, netizens deliberately did not clean up the "wreckage" of the admission letter all afternoon, and only waited for his father to come home and complain.
"Your dog treasure gave me a notice to bite a mess!"
However, netizens may have belittled the dog's status in his father's heart.
When Dad came home and saw the "stolen goods" all over the ground, his first reaction was to jump up and yell and reprimand what was going on, netizens took this opportunity to blame the dog, and said that he was almost ruined by the dog for the rest of his life, and waited for his father to beat the dog with anger......
As a result, Dad just slapped the dog three times, and even aimed his firepower at netizens:
"I told you earlier that it loves to bite things, and you still don't put it away!"
Who is the biological one, hahahahaha?
A feces picker shared that it was rare to receive a call from his mother at work, and he specially asked if he was free to answer, saying that there were three things to tell.
Netizens seemed to be quite serious when they heard it, but their mother said, "First, I brought the dog back on Saturday, and I haven't been back for a long time; second, your soy sauce is delicious; and third, I forgot." ”
After listening to the netizens, they were directly stunned, and reacted after work, saying that although there is no evidence, I feel that the second is to make up the number, and the third is not at all, and my mother may only want to say the first thing, and nothing else matters!
In other words, the only thing that matters is to bring the dog home!
After all, my mother usually opens and closes her mouth to be hairy children, but this time I thought I was caring about myself!
Before the Chinese New Year, there was a saying to take a family photo, but the parents and the dog disbanded on the spot after taking a group photo, and it was clear who was the biological at a glance
So, if you're going to bring your cat or dog home, be prepared for a family that doesn't have a good reputation!
If you can't beat it, it's better to join, after all, the love of hairy children is also sincere!