#我来唠家常#
You can't imagine how terrible the temperature is for the people of the Northeast, the weather is not warming up recently, I thought that the old iron in the Northeast should be very happy in the face of the warmer weather, and finally can go out to play happily, but I didn't expect that in the face of the warming of the weather, the people of the Northeast are about to die.
Because the warmer weather means that they are about to lose their natural refrigerators, in the face of the mountains of frozen goods on the balcony, the mothers in the Northeast have been eating at home in the past two days while giving orders: Ah, the weather is warm, I can't freeze, no one can go out to eat in these two days, no one is allowed to go out, I must eat at home.
This blogger's mother not only asked to eat at home, but also distributed the amount of meat that everyone must eliminate at each meal, three people, four catties and three catties of pork ribs and six big pig's trotters, this distribution is fine. The young lady said that this is nothing, there are piles of dumpling mountains at home, dumpling mountains, it is not an exaggeration at all.
I thought this was an isolated case, but when I opened the comment area, I found that this is a common phenomenon in the Northeast. I found out that parents in the Northeast have hoarding habits? Every household is hoarding, hoarding is full, and there are piles of piles everywhere on the balcony.
Some netizens shared: "My mother said oops, the weather is too warm, I can't hold it anymore, hurry up and stew the goose." My dad said, "You can't stew the goose, you have to eat the goose for several days in a row, what if there are other dishes at home?"
Some netizens heard that his father wanted to stew a goose, so he ran away overnight. She said she just wanted to have some pickles and a little porridge. Feelings: This child should be bored during the New Year.
Some netizens begged everyone to come to his house to help him eat something, because his mother took out a big pot of frozen pears, two bags of sticky bean bags, and a big fish on the balcony. A big bag of chicken wings, two elbows, a chicken. He hadn't eaten green leafy vegetables for a week, and he really wanted to eat Malatang.
Seeing the situation of Lao Tie in the Northeast, friends in the south couldn't help but ask soul-like torture: Can't you put these things in the refrigerator?
The Northeast people laughed when they heard it, is there a possibility that the refrigerator in the Northeast is already full and can't be stuffed in. Otherwise, how could these things be left outside and subject to the freezing of nature?
So some netizens gave advice, it's really not okay to invite a guest, wipe out the things at home one after another, and let relatives and friends come to help eat. As soon as these words came out, the people of the Northeast were so frightened that they waved their hands again and again, and they couldn't invite guests, and they must not invite guests. You don't have much to eat, and as soon as your relatives and friends come to the door, they take the opportunity to eat and bring the things that you can't eat at home to your house. When the time comes, you don't give away a pound, but come back with two pounds. In that scene, you can imagine that your frozen goods are no longer piled up, they are piled up like Mount Everest.
It seems that the temperature is warming, and what the old irons in the Northeast need is not only to have a stomach as big as a leather ball, but also to have a freezer, a refrigerator is not enough at all, so buy a freezer quickly.
However, the old people in the Northeast continue to cry without tears, the freezer wants to buy, there is no place at home, some families already have a 610L refrigerator, if you buy another freezer, it is simply nowhere to stay, some old iron said that they have bought a refrigerator and a freezer, but it is still not enough, what to do, is it not to buy a second one, that is not two freezers at home, a refrigerator? You can go to open a store.
I estimate that the business of selling freezers in the Northeast must be quite good, and the supply exceeds the demand, and it is very popular. Hurry up and arrange it.
Northeast veterans, you have too many frozen goods, why don't you scatter some for us? But in this weather, there is a high probability that it will break down on the road, what can we do about this? I guess my friends in the Northeast are now howling while eating: I can't finish eating, I can't finish eating at all.