Funny talk that makes people like it at first glance 1
1. There was no road in the world, and there were so many people walking around that I didn't know how to go.
2. Someone asked me how to stand alone in this materialistic society, and I replied: It's not because of poverty!
3. People have the nature of kicking their noses and faces, gods are all offered, and bastards are used to it.
4. The reason why I smoke is very simple: my grandfather smokes, my father also smokes, and I can't stop the incense when it's my turn.
5. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, and dynamic is turning over.
6. What made you find that this person can't have deep friendships? God replied: Posting photos on Moments is p yourself.
7. I work every year, I work overtime like a monkey every day, I don't get paid for working overtime, and I have no reason to be scolded every day.
8. The so-called growth is to hear the words "turbulent" and no longer think of the sea.
9. If you feel that you are poor and ugly, please don't be sad, you still have hope, at least your judgment is correct.
10. I have changed from a silly boy to a man who has no heart and lungs, and you know how many injuries I have to suffer.
11, Xu is that you haven't drunk enough for the rest of your life and want me to go together, Xu is that you have already turned white and want me to accompany me until after dusk.
12. I will bring the tenderness of the moon and the light of the stars along the Milky Way into your dreams, good night!
13. Go and meet the person you want to meet. Take advantage of the sunshine. Take advantage of the breeze to silence the noise. Before the flowers bloom, they are in full bloom.
14. In this era of thin affection, if you want others to miss you, the best way is to owe money and not pay it back.
15. There are only two kinds of people in the driver's eyes, those who drive faster than themselves are stupid, and those who drive slower than themselves are rookies.
16. If I had known that it was the world of looking at faces. I should have used the money from school to get plastic surgery in the first place.
17. Every piece of fat on your body is eaten by you personally, you say, what else do you have to complain about.
18. What made you find out that this person can't have a deep friendship? God replied: Posting a photo of Moments is a p yourself.
19. In this era of affection, if you want others to miss you, the best way is to owe money and not pay it back.
20. For a lazy and delicious person like me, the only way to lose weight is to more.
21. Don't smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa-like smile, my stomach is not as strong as you think.
22. There are generally two consequences of running a red light, either one minute faster than others, or a lifetime faster than others.
23. I work every year, I work overtime like a monkey every day, I work overtime without pay, and I am scolded every day for no reason.
24. If you like it, go and confess. If you are not rejected, you really think that you are a pure and beautiful little fairy.
25. I sprinkled a handful of salt into the universe, and if I can't sleep before three o'clock, I'll eat salt and bake the little planet tonight.
26. People will grow old, and so will love. Foods with a lot of preservatives are in danger of spoiling.
27. Your personality charm is so strong, and you are all happy with such a big event, which is really unusual.
Funny talk 2 that makes people like it at first glance
1. You can't take anyone's words seriously, after all, sometimes you can't do what you say.
2. I was scared to death, thunder was thunder, what kind of electricity flashed, I thought someone took a picture of me when I took a shower.
3. It is said that companionship is the most affectionate confession, but in fact, what looks good is companionship, and what looks ugly is entanglement.
4. If a man only plays with you and doesn't play with you really, it means that he doesn't love you at all.
5. Girls who love to laugh will not have too bad luck, that is because they can't laugh at all because of bad luck.
6. The wind outside is so strong today, I'm so scared, in case everyone else is blown away, I can't blow it away, what a shame.
7. The meaning of hard work is that in the future, all the people and things you like will be the people and things you like.
8, every girl wants to have an eighth brother, but unfortunately not everyone can be Qingchuan.
9. People have the nature of kicking their noses and faces, gods are all offered, and bastards are used to it.
10. It is said that as long as you shout three times in the mirror at midnight, your mother will come out and beat you.
11. It is said that companionship is the most affectionate confession, but in fact, what looks good is companionship, and what looks ugly is entanglement.
12. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, and dynamic is turning over.
13. When you understand and experience more and more things, you will find that you are beginning to be lonely.
14. When you meet someone you like, pursue it bravely, so that you can know that there is far more than one person who rejects you.
15. Go and meet the person you want to meet. Take advantage of the sunshine. Take advantage of the breeze to silence the noise. Before the flowers bloom, they are in full bloom.
16. Finally got a second subject in the exam! It's not easy for a fool like me.
17. Staying up late is because you don't have the courage to end the day, and lying in bed is because you don't have the passion to start the day.
18. The most romantic thing I can think of is to eat with you, and then you pay, you pay, you pay.
19. There are generally two consequences of running a red light, either one minute faster than others, or a lifetime faster than others.
20. Why do I come from a poor family and suffer from heat stroke in summer? Dealing with people rushing at me, what kind of ability is it to find someone else.
21, don't expect to lose weight, Bajie walked 108,000 miles and didn't lose weight. Moreover, he is also a vegetarian.
22. People will grow old, and so will love. Foods with a lot of preservatives are in danger of spoiling.
23. Obesity is the pain of breathing, it hurts to eat KFC, it hurts to eat McDonald's, and it hurts to drink water.
24. If you like it, go and confess. If you are not rejected, you really think that you are a pure and beautiful little fairy.
25. The only thing in the world that can be earned without work is poverty, and the only thing that can be created out of nothing is dreams.
26. If I had known that it was the world of looking at faces. I should have used the money from school to get plastic surgery in the first place.
27. If you don't try the water, you don't know the depth. If people don't make friends, they don't know whether they are good or bad. Time is a good thing, it verifies people's hearts and witnesses human nature.
Funny talk 3 that makes people like it at first glance
1. The only thing in the world that can be earned without work is poverty, and the only thing that can be created out of nothing is dreams.
2. Others fall in love by looks, routines, and money!
3. Today, I helped my buddies pick up their relatives, and the bride's family was unhappy, saying that the ten wedding cars we picked up were not neat.
4. In the past, as long as the relationship was true, age was not a problem. And now, as long as the feelings are genuine, gender is not an issue.
5. I went from a silly boy to a heartless man, you know how many injuries you have to suffer.
6. When your life is not going well, don't panic, look at your wallet and deposits, and cry.
7. Don't expect to lose weight, Bajie has walked 108,000 miles and never lost weight. Moreover, he is also a vegetarian.
8, every girl wants to have an eighth brother, but unfortunately not everyone can be Qingchuan.
9. We need some nourishment anytime and anywhere to resist the ubiquitous consumption in life.
10. Every piece of fat on your body is eaten by you personally, you say, what else do you have to complain about.
11. Every time I quarrel with someone else, when I lie in bed, I know how to scold at that time.
12. When we were children, we were all very happy, because at that time, we were ugly and poor, and it was not so obvious.
13. I will bring the tenderness of the moon and the light of the stars into your dreams along the Milky Way, good night!
14. It's hard to reconcile, I can't make everyone like me, after all, not everyone is human.
15. I finally know why my feet are always cold, because my legs are long and the blood supply is insufficient, commonly known as high cold.
16. The day we meet you is the starting point of our life's happiness, but falling in love with you is the happiness of my life!
17. If you don't read for a day, no one can see it, if you don't read for a week, you start to explode foul language, and if you don't read for a month, your IQ will lose to a pig.
18. If I fall in love, it doesn't matter if I'm late, if I get rich, please get right now!
19. When we were children, we were all very happy, because at that time, we were ugly and poor, and it was not so obvious.
20. People who often think that others are paying attention to you, or hope that others will pay attention to you, will live a more troubled life.
21. In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice and mature rice, even if it becomes popcorn, it will still run.
22. There are only two kinds of people in the driver's eyes, those who drive faster than themselves are stupid, and those who drive slower than themselves are rookies.
23. When I have money in the future, I will send the person I hate to the best mental hospital.
24. Every time I quarrel with someone else, when I lie in bed, I know how to scold at that time.
25. I never let others down, because I have done it before I promised others!
26. If you have another woman in your heart, then I can sleep another man on my bed.
27. One day I yelled at the sky: I'm not handsome, God listened, a thunderbolt fell, who told you to lie?
28. Learn to be a tough girl, not pretentious, not pretentious, not cowardly, how to be proud, how to live.
29. May all the gentle things in time come as scheduled in this beautiful New Year. Good night!