My name is "Three Hands", my milk name is "Thief", and my scientific name is "Liang Shang Junzi". Because my family is huge and has a long heritage, the name combines local and foreign, and learns from China and the West. He has made immortal contributions to the anti-corruption struggle of our great country.
I originated from the ancient Roman playwright Plautus's comedy "A Jar of Gold". In Act IV, Scene 4, Scene 4, the old miser Cleo loses a jar of gold, and he suspects the servant. So he asked the servant to stretch out his hand to show him, and then to the left hand, to the right, and finally to the third. Since then, "Three Hands" has become a big name in our industry, and it is still used today, and everyone on the earth knows it.
"Three hands" refers specifically to the hand that steals. Although it doesn't sound very good, and it is often associated with "street rats", it is immediate, affordable, and has a unique sense of achievement. It is usually hidden, intangible, invisible, coming and going without a trace, and it seems to have no hands but has hands. When it comes to the moment of truth, you will make a move when it's time to make a move.
According to the seniors, it is very important to choose a target for those who do this business, and only by conducting reconnaissance in advance and obtaining accurate information can they ensure that they can win the battle and return home with a full load. I remember that Wuhan had just been liberated, and Tao Zhu, the first deputy director of the Military Management Commission, and several leaders went to the theater to watch a play. At the end of the show, our "three-handed" counterparts in Wuhan took advantage of the crowd and put their stolen hands into Tao Zhu's pocket and were caught on the spot. Tao Zhu turned his pocket over in public, only a handkerchief, a bunch of keys, and nothing else. This made his peers very faceless. Originally, the important members of the Communist Party would definitely have a lot of money, but as a result, their peers "pushed the grinder with their bare butts - turning around in circles and embarrassing people."
Nowadays, the times are different, it is better to steal, it is better to rob than to steal, it is better to cheat than to rob, and it is better to be greedy than to cheat. Therefore, the "three hands" business philosophy has also changed rapidly. In the past, it was easy to look away from those who were aiming at officials, but now those who are aiming at officials are called "double insurance." stealing their money, no one is quiet, does not report the case, as if nothing is wrong, showing unique self-cultivation, and even does not admit to solving the case.
For example, my "three hands" colleagues once worked in the Public Security Bureau of Baoji City, Shaanxi Province, as a temporary logistics worker as a cover, and frequently attacked. In the past three years, he has taken 30 actions in the bureau, obtained a total of 110,000 yuan, and patronized the office of Director Fan Moumou 7 times, in addition to gold rings, gold bracelets, brand-name watches and other valuables, more than 75,000 yuan in cash was "seized". A model of clean government who "regards ill-gotten gains as dung" has completely smashed the brand. The director was also doubly emotional, and also wrote a poem: "I was careful and cautious all my life, and finally fell into the hands of thieves." Not counting economic losses, political life is over. It can be seen that our "three hands" are really a stroke of genius!
There is also Changshun County, Guizhou Province at the two sessions
On the occasion of the meeting, Hu Moumou, director of the development planning bureau, was recommended as the vice chairman of the county CPPCC, on the day of the big day, my "three hands" peers actually stole people's pants, took away the cash, and threw away the pants were picked up by two students and handed over to the county public security bureau. Following this clue, another corrupt official was brought down. So someone made another limerick poem: "Take care of the thief's heart and liver at night, steal money and sell pants." In a belt, there are big corrupt officials."
There are too many such instances. Although our "three hands" have committed the crime of infringing on the property of others, they have contributed to the excavation of corrupt officials and the fight against corruption. For example, Director Fan, before the incident, often wore a pair of liberation shoes and carried a canvas bag, pretending to have a "simple" and honest image, and won the reputation of "Shoulder Bag Director". If it hadn't been for us "stealing" it, who would have been able to find out? Maybe it is still a model of honesty and self-discipline! No wonder some people sigh: "Corrupt officials are greedy, money is weighted, and they are free to compete with immortals." There are ten layers of heart armor inside, and there is a wall trap on the outside, which cannot be moved down against the mountain, and the iron umbrella is on the head. It is difficult to expose corruption in the sky, and it is difficult to punish corruption to pass the ghost gate. ”
But since the success of our anti-corruption war, the world has been impressed, and praised: "A thief can penetrate the heart armor, a thief can drill into the wall, it is difficult to report the case if it is stolen, and the corruption is exposed." Fighting poison with poison is a good show, and it is wonderful for thieves to steal corrupt officials! I hope that thieves will return to the right and form a thief anti-corruption group. Reading between the lines, the praise is overflowing.
Although the evaluation and status given to me by society are far less than those of corrupt officials. Although we are all for the purpose of plundering wealth, we all have the nature of getting something for nothing and parasitic corruption, and we are just stealing one person or two people...... However, corrupt officials corrupt one side's territory, endanger one side of the people, and destroy a cause. Why is there such a big difference in sentencing? The criterion for our conviction is set at a mere 1,000 yuan? While the criminal law stipulates that corrupt officials should be sentenced to 50,000 yuan, this is clearly to protect corrupt officials and not to treat them as human beings! One is strict and the other is lenient, the other is positive and the other is negative, and the people are divided into high and low, and the law is lenient and strict, so that the principle of "everyone is equal before the law" has become a soup in the soup.
conclusion
Therefore, I had a whim, when can we emancipate our minds, break down prejudices, and formally "Zhao'an" our "three hands" into the establishment of law enforcement departments, so as to establish a powerful "three hands" joint anti-corruption fleet. Cooperate with the Public Procuratorate and Justice Department, walk on both legs, multi-pronged, all the way in the light, all the way in the dark, open investigation and stealing, soft and hard, with poison to attack poison, each break. Give full play to the strengths of a skill, and make some contributions to the investigation and elimination of corruption, anti-corruption and clean government. Isn't it very happy! Isn't it beautiful?