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Self-test (light humor)

author:Jiangnan Chenyu

Jiangnan is muddy, wraps military uniforms, drinks ink, enters officialdom, enters shopping malls, walks the media... Wind and rain, external grinding and internal repair, result:

Self-test (light humor)

Top-level design: the "head" command is unimpeded, the hairstyle is leftist, and the barber carries out a color revolution, which maintains the green years, delays the aging process, and completes the integration with the new rules for youth before the age of 65 of the United Nations.

Face project: The forehead tattoo looks like a noble lady's beauty mask, which is an inspection-free card for mature men.

Self-test (light humor)

Functions of the five senses: The doctor said that the ears and eyes are clear, and it seems that the special function can hear the spiritual mansion, the sense of smell is sensitive, the fragrance is coveted, and the original two rows of white teeth are like kitchen knives.

Heart rate normality: The "engine" was once underpowered, and the hometown conch hospital was asked to "recharge" the rear bar, and grappling was often mistaken for aliens. Therefore, there is an immortal Ji who hopes that Jiangnan will borrow another 500 years from the sky. Jiang Nan said that he would appreciate you for another 500 years.

Self-test (light humor)

Personality direction: In this life, work hard, do not work for the heavens, only fight for the people who love Jiangnan and love Jiangnan, and do not waste the rest of your life for scum. Although they were deeply hurt by scumbags in the past, they still praise Jiangnan like dogs behind them, which is to cover up their ugly souls. Jiangnan's love and kindness can donate his life for the country, but he can't cross sentient beings, and his skin and flesh weigh 139 paragraphs, which can't satisfy the material desires of sentient beings.

Physical health: Love is the youth that never gets old. Weng Fan loves Yang Zhenning, that is one in 1.4 billion, and it has nothing to do with you and me. If you are addicted to bubbles on the Internet, and a few words of ridicule with those high-value beauties, you can be regarded as having seen the world. Don't take it seriously, they are hardcover beauty products, don't say it, people give you beauty and you give others virtues, they are complementary gifts...

Self-test (light humor)

Four words are bearish: some fame, fortune and power will be burned by the fireworks of the world and scream: Don't, don't!

If you are too worried, you will die of overwork, corrupt officials, profiteers, traitors, scumbags, etc., are doing the most tiring work that does not see the sun in the black rumbling, such as raising 147 lovers in private: tired heart, tired spirit, tired body, tired soul... After this process is operated, can their hormones not collapse? Therefore, they jump off the building and fly into the sky, and live in villas like squatting prisons, can they live a long life?

Self-test (light humor)

Lustful heart: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, colorful life is indispensable, and the heart is less wonderful if it is not colored. Nowadays, monks and nuns are coloring each other, is there a pure place, a pure person? Don't think that living in the deep mountains and old forests from the metropolis is a saint, no!

Artistic Romance: This is the heart of the waves. Without this, even if the golden house is hidden, it is just a living body floating on the backwater.

Jiangnan's little grandson, Hua Nian is ten years old, he likes to play cards with his family, he loses when he plays Jiangnan, and his depressed heart is like sinking into the sea. He gave a first aid kiss, and the effect was excellent, and he immediately boiled with blood and jumped out of the water from the bottom of the sea, saying that he would change his surname if he couldn't win the battle. Hard-mouthed, he was still defeated again and again, his surname was lost, and his little grandson changed it to Han Chen, and his grandmother's surname followed. There are those who lost their wives but not their ancestors, and they are unwilling, and finally regained their surnames in the group beating and restored Cheng Chen!

I also receive a lot of WeChat posts every day. What is the post? It is a breakfast supper, "Tianshan Snow Lotus", "Changbai Mountain Ginseng", all of which are healing "mountain treasures", romantic and happy, dare not be young?!

It is said that the pianist Liu Shikun's family is always filled with music and art, and his mood dances with it, so he remarried at the age of 81 and gave birth to a daughter at the age of 84. At the moment when encouraging more children, it is also time to be artistic and romantic for the country and the family!

Self-test (light humor)

Parts: Beijing University Hospital test, although it has been running, but the product quality is good, the wear rate of each component is low, and it is about 10 years later than the actual annual ring.

Today is the 2024 New Year, Jiangnan wishes all the gentlemen: the Year of the Dragon is auspicious, the dragon is prosperous, and the future !!is bright!

Self-test (light humor)

The photo is grateful for the intellectual beauty of the temperament that has accompanied each other all her life

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