Liu Er has been dead for many years, but people still talk about him from time to time.
Talk about the anecdotes, anecdotes, stories and things he did that should not be forgotten. The truth, the gossip, and sometimes it's really confusing, and I don't know how to say the and some off-the-beaten-track words.
Whenever Liu Er's anecdotes and anecdotes are mentioned, no matter how many times people listen to them, they still cause bursts of laughter after listening to them. I have to say that Liu Er is not a representative figure in Lu Xun like Kong Yiji in Lu Xun's pen, such as Hu, Zhi, and Ye, but he is also a bit like Lu Xun's Ah Q in Mezhuang.
Culture is often not presented in the cultural etiquette of the upper class, but it permeates the unconscious behavior of life bit by bit.
One
The Zhuangzi where I live is a medium-sized village with more than 200 people. There are more than ten miles away from Raoliang Street, Raoliang Street is a set every single day, people in a radius of more than ten miles love to go to Raoliang Ji, and the market is very lively. In the past, there was a rule in the rural market towns, where the north and south streets were single-day markets, and the east and west streets were double-day markets. Now that the economy has developed, it has become a daily gathering.
Liu Er's love to go shopping and catch up with the market may also be related to his physiological changes over the years, or due to the strange pressure generated by physiology. Although Liu Er said that he had no money, and his family didn't let him buy this and that, he went to the street to see the people coming and going, the beautiful big girl, and the little daughter-in-law were also looking forward to it.
Especially when he went to see the department store, the young girls in the barber shop made him even more pleasing to the eye, and the bees and butterflies danced. Being in those places to look at those beautiful men and women is enough to feast your eyes without worry, and their fairy-like beauty can be seen at a glance. Listening to them is a great pleasure. Beautiful, happy, leisurely!
After that, Liu Er thought of a way to ask his parents for money, saying that he would go to the barber shop on the street to find a barber for a haircut. Mom and Dad thought that Liu Er was also older, so he should be particular about it, and he couldn't let the child settle down. Every once in a while, Liu Er will be given some money to get a haircut on the street.
Since then, Liu Erguang hated that his hair grew too slowly, because his hair grew long, so he asked his parents for money and went to the female barber for a haircut.
On this day, Liu Er ate early and went to the street with the money given by his parents. After the barber shop opened, Liu Er did not enter the house, but walked around the neighborhood. It wasn't until the female barbers entered the house with a smile that Liu Er pretended to enter the house and lined up. Thinking that it was time for him to get a haircut, but a male barber went to pick up the work, Liu Er said to himself: "I still have to go and relieve myself" got up and left. Liu Er's purpose was actually to sit for a while and take a few more glances at the female barbers.
This time it's time for Liu Er to get a haircut, and she is still a woman in charge, not to mention how beautiful Liu Er's heart is, wash her hair after the haircut. The woman pressed Liu Er's head to wash it, and talked to another female barber with her face while washing. The female barber's thin tender fingers pulled around Liu Er's head, scratching and digging. Liu Er enjoyed the service of the beauties beautifully, obediently lowered his head, and was at the mercy of him, enjoying the sweet and beautiful service to the heart. Don't mention Liu Er's comfort.
Liu Er couldn't help but feel excited, looking at the six roads, trying to open his eyes wide to see the female barber's feet, shoes, legs and lower body, pants, at that time the woman was still wearing skirts from time to time. Liu Er thought about the utensils in the female barber's clothes and packaging, although he couldn't see it, Liu Er also wanted to find out, those secret places made Liu Er obsessed, and it seemed to be quite attractive to Liu Er.
Liu Er tried hard to imagine those secrets, immersed in wonderful happiness, like a fool. After washing his hair, Liu Er still didn't come back to his senses, and the female barber patted Liu Er's head with her hand and said: What kind of hysteria do you have, sit down. When Liu Er heard the female barber talking to him, he was so beautiful that he didn't know what to do, and he habitually sat upright obediently.
After Liu Er went home after the haircut, he met people and said that he had been dreaming only in the past few days, and when he came back, he dreamed that the barber was smiling at him.
Two
Liu Er's family is poor, he has not gone to school, and he can't read a few words. In addition to doing what he can, at night he just runs around with others, listens to people's nonsense, and runs to listen to the storyteller. Rural people often say: Farming depends on cattle, lighting lamps depends on oil, and entertainment depends on balls.
Liu Er doesn't know how to play ball, and people of Liu Er's age don't know what it is. The nights in winter are very long, and people can't sleep, so Liu Er follows others to run around all night. Liu Er listened to the storytelling, listened to other people's stories, and was very serious about talking nonsense, and often inquired about going to other villages to follow the storyteller. As for listening to the stories told in the story, what Liu Er has gained, others don't know.
When Liu Er was about to grow into an adult, Liu Er's mother suffered from great hardship and poor health, so she was sick all the year round. In the past few days, I have been seriously ill again, I don't want to eat or drink, and I am weak. Liu Er was very distressed, but there was nothing to eat. Rural people can't live without sweet potatoes with sweet potato noodles. Liu Er thought about it, so he had to open his mouth and borrow wheat seeds from the old custodian to grind some wheat noodles.
Who knows, this old custodian is a stubborn man who doesn't hit anything, and he doesn't borrow it.
said that the opportunity came, in the autumn and early winter, he wanted to plant wheat in the field, and the captain named Liu Er to help him. A few days later, the cocoon was about to go to the street, and Liu Er also followed, and after arriving at the set, they each did their own things. Liu Er went to the department store and secretly used the money saved by his parents to buy a golden bell lock and put it in his pocket. After two trips on the street, I went home with the cocoon.
On this day, it seemed that it was dark before the ground was finished, and they went back, as usual, the old keeper opened the lock, put the lock on the door frame, and put the key in his pocket. Entering the house and lighting the lamp, the cocoon followed up with the cocoon on his back, and Liu Er followed up with the rest of the wheat seeds on his back. After putting it away, Liu Er went out first, followed by the cocoon, and the old custodian walked at the end, blowing the lamp and closing the door. The old keeper put the door on a strip, buckled the door and locked it, and went home.
Early the next morning, the old keeper opened the door and was shocked to see why there were so many wheat seeds! When the captain saw it, he immediately went to the commune to report. At that time, the members of the club did not have the right to slaughter even a pig, and the team did not even have the right to slaughter a cow, and if they lost their wheat seeds, they would go to prison.
Soon the commune reported to the county public security bureau, and three case-handling personnel were dispatched. The public security officers carefully inspected the scene and found that the door had not been pried, the windows were in good condition, the ash on the door frames and window frames was still thick, no one had touched it, and the walls of the adobe ramparts had not been drilled, and everything was intact.
The old custodian said: The lock was bought by him, with three keys, and he brought one with him, and I put the two together, and I went back just now to see if the restoration was put in good shape. I can guarantee that. The three case-handling personnel gathered together, but they didn't know how to discuss it, and they said that they would go back to report and report, but they never believed it.
This old custodian has a black cauldron. He was cautious, thinking that if this case could not be solved, the people in the village would definitely suspect that he had done the crime himself. Because of this, he fell ill in his heart, and died without illness in less than half a year. Liu Erma's mother also died one after another due to illness.
Many years later, the team held a private criticism meeting in the wheat field at night. People sang "The sky is full of stars, the moon buds are shining, and the production team has a meeting...". At the meeting, everyone vied with each other to speak, accusing the evil old society, and also criticizing their own selfish thoughts and self-criticism.
Some people at the meeting lamented the exploitation and oppression of the evil old society, while others went to talk about not having enough to eat in the cafeteria and stealing from the fields at night. Everyone is innocent, Liu Er is deeply infected, and he has been preempted by others several times when he wants to say it.
That night, Liu Er moved a table early in the morning and came to the venue. At the beginning of the meeting, Liu Er rushed to say that it was successful. He first said, "I am guilty, and I deserve to die for my sin," and began to weep as he spoke. Liu Er cried and said, saying that I killed the old Guan Bao in our team. The participants were stunned one by one, and the venue immediately fell silent, and everyone could hear every breath and breath.
Liu Er said that his mother was sick and wanted to borrow some wheat seeds from the team, but he didn't give it to him. Later, when I was planting wheat, the captain asked me to lead the oxen to help the fields and carry the wheat seeds. Again and again, I carried it and put wheat seeds, which gave me crooked ideas.
When I went to the market on the street, I used the money left over from the haircut to secretly buy a golden bell lock that was exactly the same as the old custodian, and after the old custodian opened the door, he often habitually pulled out the key and put the lock on the door frame. I put the lock I bought in my pocket beforehand, and when I went back to the warehouse to put my things, I raised my hand to change the lock on the door frame because I was the last to enter the house. The old keeper used a new lock when he left the house and locked the door. For more than three days at night, I took the key I had bought to open the door of the warehouse, carried the wheat seeds, and locked the old lock.
After the incident, three people came to the county public security bureau, and I was so frightened that I ran outside and hid for several days. I didn't expect this to be over.
I have a bad conscience. Liu Er, ah, ah, ah, cry vigorously. No one tried to persuade him, but people kept carrying the coffin and leaving. Liu Er cried as he spoke, and he couldn't hear anyone speak after a long time. After Liu Er cried for a long time, he felt that he was crying too incoherently, and when he opened his eyes, he was left alone
Liu Er had no choice but to wipe his tears with his hands, and returned home with a deep and shallow foot. fell asleep upside down, and kept muttering. Liu Er said to himself, what has been held in his heart for a long time, he finally said it now, and finally said it! I am strong in my heart, I am strong in my heart. As he spoke, Liu Er fell asleep.
Liu Er slept until after breakfast the next day. Since then, Liu Er seems to have changed again, and he has a vigorous spirit.
About the Author
Ma Haitian, a native of Zhuji Township, Sheqi County, is a third-class student of the first middle school in Miyang County, and graduated from Wuxi Calligraphy Art School. He successively worked in the eighth geological team, and then transferred to the local work. After retirement, write a little essay and have fun chatting.