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Only my man has the thickest skin on the whole network

author:Clear past Y

#I'm here to talk about family routines# Say that family ugliness can't be publicized, but, today, this will, I can't help it, I'm going to expose my man's ugly behavior here, it's really embarrassing for me.

No matter where my man eats, it has always been very fast, and the restaurant has a bowl of noodles of two or two, and when it is served, others may not have started to eat, and he will finish it in two or three bites.

Only my man has the thickest skin on the whole network

has been married for more than 20 years, and has never sat down to have a complete meal with his family, and he always leaves the table halfway.

I think it's really sad to meet such a man, but it doesn't seem to hurt to have this problem, and I can't quarrel with him.

I think it may be that when he was a child, his family conditions were poor and the population was large, and whenever it was time to eat, if the speed was slow and he licked the bowl, there would be no food in the pot, so in order not to be hungry, he developed the habit of eating quickly, and he couldn't change it for so many years.

Only my man has the thickest skin on the whole network

In the first few years of marriage, when he finished eating, he would sit there and wait for me to eat slowly. Now, he finished eating in a few minutes, never waiting for me and the baby, he pushed the dishes and chopsticks himself, and went out for a walk, and he didn't say a word to us when he went out, and we didn't know where he went.

It was the same at noon yesterday, he finished pulling the rice in the bowl in a few minutes and slipped away, and even the baby and I didn't know when he left the house.

Only my man has the thickest skin on the whole network

Of course, we don't bother to care.

As a result, he did not return home until the early hours of the morning, still drunk, and fell asleep with his head down, snoring like thunder.

This morning, I made a pot of braised pork ribs in a pressure cooker, thinking that he would have a good meal with us at home, after all, he only went home once in half a month, and it was difficult for the baby to be at home after going to college, so it was rare to have a meal with us today.

As a result, when the meal was about to be ready, he suddenly said that his stomach was heartburn and uncomfortable, and that he might have drunk too much last night, and he would get drunk.

Only my man has the thickest skin on the whole network

So, the baby hurriedly ran downstairs to the pharmacy to buy hangover for him, he drank one, and then lay down on the bed.

We waited in the living room for him to wake up before eating.

Unexpectedly, within a few minutes of drinking the drunken spirit, he hurriedly came out and said that he would be fine as soon as he drank the medicine. I said, this medicine works so well?

He didn't answer me, and while getting dressed, he said, "I went out to buy a light bulb." ”

The light tube in the baby's bedroom is broken.

My instinct told me that he was lying, that he was about to eat, and that he had just drunk hangover, so that he needed to buy a lamp right away? I knew that he was going to mahjong again, and he should have sent him a message just now.

Only my man has the thickest skin on the whole network

So, I brought the food to the table and asked the baby to eat with me. The baby thought that he really went to buy a lamp, and said that he was waiting for his father. I won't let you wait.

He hadn't come back after we had eaten, and to confirm my instincts, he had lied.

I didn't bother to care until the evening, when he came back, we asked him for a lamp, and he said that he had played mahjong for half a day and forgot to buy it.

Friends, is it only my man who has the thickest skin on the whole network? Is there such a cheeky man?