What have you heard of the words that men often use to paint cakes during the Chinese New Year? I hope you haven't heard them, at least I think you're happy!
Let's listen to what the Internet celebrity rural gourd baby Huahua said: the first sentence: When the time comes!
The second sentence:
The third sentence: After two days!
Sentence 4: Wait a minute!
Sentence 5: Wait for money!
Phrase 6: Non-arrival!
Sentence 7: Trust me!
Sentence 8: I love you!
This is the eight-step trilogy of men painting cakes: When the time comes, I am going to do it, after two days, after that, when I have money, I am not in a hurry, believe me, I love you! [stunned] [I want to be quiet] [cover my face]
To tell you the truth, my husband has said every sentence in this [tears], and I want to modulate this speech to the maximum volume for him to listen to, and it will make him angry when he thinks about it! He has been saying this for more than ten years, and he has been painting the pie for more than ten years...... The last thing I believe is the sentence "I love you", if I really love you, there won't be so many words like then, planned, and two days later!
For example, when the time comes: my husband just said, buy me a car when the time comes, surprise, wait, but this sentence was said to me 6.7 years ago, I took a screenshot and saved it until now, and I still haven't bought it!
For example, I was going to go home and say that I was going to buy a jade bracelet for you, but it didn't look moist enough!
For example, if you don't worry: I opened a small restaurant but there has been no business, and I said that I would transfer the store, and he kept dragging me and coaxing me, always saying that I should not be in a hurry, but two years have passed, can I not be in a hurry? I can't support it for two months, let alone two years [angry]
Or this sister is smart, her husband painted a cake for her, and she did this: My husband also painted a cake for me like this, but I just didn't listen, stuck in my place, I don't care about him, I bought it first and then said [big gold tooth]
In addition, I will summarize and add: wait for time, wait for salary, wait for me to have money, wait until next year, wait until later, wait for two more years, sooner or later, I originally planned, you have to rest assured, you have to believe, you have the final say, as long as I have it, I will listen to you, I swear, I only love you, I will promise, I will work hard, I will earn money, I will love you, I will love you, I will never fail you, when I die, it is all yours!
These are all words that my husband said to me, it is too heart-wrenching [vomiting blood] [crying silently] [pitiful]......
Another sister said that her husband didn't even draw a cake for her now, and she also had a sad emoji!
Alas, don't be sad. Painting a pie is the same as drawing a pie without a cause, and in the end, isn't it nothing?
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