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Just as the fighting world of Blade Tooth has a distinction between the surface and the inner world, the flower work in the live broadcast world also has a distinction between the outside and the inside. In the inner realm, you can go from biting live chickens to nibbling corn with an electric drill, and on the surface, you can pay ice tea on the streets of Shenyang, or watch the stock trend of your brother and make a challenge without laughing.
The electric shock collar is a diplomatic ambassador sent from the inner world to the watch world in the European and American live broadcast circles.
Basically, everyone who puts them in the Warhammer worldview and believes in the god Slaanesh has secretly fantasized about giving someone an egg and then holding the remote control themselves. But the human empire is guided by the emperor, and this kind of thing will only make people be banned in three seconds on a regular live broadcast platform.
However, creativity can't be killed, so a year or two ago, the all-age version of this set of gameplay was launched on the Internet in Europe and the United States. The difference is that *the egg is replaced with an electric shock collar: when two people live together, one person will put an electric shock collar on the neck of the other person, and if the person wearing the collar does something wrong, they will be shocked.
@BookOfKen
You know, this kind of shock collar is not even a product of SM supplies merchants, they are intended for dogs, and the original intention was to tame animals.
So, when your brother asks you to go to his live event, but takes you to the pet store, you should be wary.
"Today I'm going to try to put 5 collars on my limbs and neck......"
How does a proper shock collar work? First of all, it takes a group of good brothers who vehemently defend themselves as gays, and when it is discovered that one of the brothers who learned English from Quentin's movies has 30% of his daily vocabulary is foul.
So they put an electric shock collar on him, and every time he burst out, he would have an electric shock, so that Professor Yang's teaching method became a part of the cultural output. If you ask: What if the moment this person is electrocuted, the conditioned reflex swears in pain? Don't worry, the shock collar starts again very quickly, and the current travels at the speed of light.
If you want your friend to be a better and more civilized person, give him an electric shock collar.
@SteezyKane
Or, you can go to McDonald's drive-in restaurant with your good brother, ignore the clerk's gaze focused on the collar, take the Coke and ice cream you just bought with a trembling hand, and then the electricity comes from the collar, and the Coke flies into the sky with your scream, but you are still restrained to the ground by the shock collar because your friend with the remote control has pressed the button not just 1 time, but 10 times, or even 9 times.
At this moment, no one will think of the kind of NTR book that advances the plot while making a phone call, this is not the master's task, but the magic of friendship. An electric shock collar is the best tool to enhance male friendship.
Moreover, the shock collar does not discriminate, it does not engage in gender discrimination. Those female anchors who never prove that they are not lesbians are also obsessed with electric shock collars, which is the catalyst for girlfriend love.
Now for the trivia of trivia: shock collars have strength options, and just like *eggs, they're controlled by the person holding the remote control. This strength is expressed by a numerical value, from 1 all the way up to 100, just like the difficulty option of the game, maybe every difficult cop should choose 100 directly.
@justaminx/@emmalangevin
"Can she take 25? Is she 25?"
"No, old sister, she was carrying 30 just now, do you think you can resist 30?"
"I, I I me, not 30. ”
"Okay, then try 66, oh no, try 99!"
If you think a real man should go to a slap contest, then a real woman might have to start an arms race with an electric shock collar.
Alexandra Botez, the queen of the live chess world, once wore an electric shock collar during her live broadcast, saying that if she lost, she would punish herself with electricity, which was cruel but a necessary whipping for professional chess players. With that, with an expectant smile on her face, she turned the intensity to 99.
In fact, Alexandra rarely engages in side content, but when the small light of the collar was turned on that day, her screams seemed to take the entire live broadcast room to the filming site of the adult version of "Raising Ghosts and Eating People" in an instant, and the friends on the side turned pale because of the side effects caused by the crossing.
The shock collar is addictive, so you'll find that a moment later, even though it's Alexandra's turn to watch, she sneaks the collar back on when no one is looking.
Do you know what's more fun than watching Alexandra live with an electric shock collar?
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It doesn't hurt if the anchor is alone, because the shock collar is the best live broadcast partner.
@Paboga
For a while, many streamers would host heartwarming fan feedback sessions where people would ask questions in the comments, and they would answer 50 questions in 5 minutes. But then, the link deteriorated, no, the quality changed, and they began to wear electric shock collars around their necks, and if they didn't answer the question within 6 seconds, or couldn't answer it, they would be electrocuted, and the intensity of the shock would increase with each time.
@lydiaviolet
This improvement makes the live broadcast room full of cheers, and in the past question meetings, the audience can still maintain their demeanor, but once the shock collar is online, the question that the female UP owner gets will become "How big is your cup?" and the male UP sees "How long is your **?" "Do you have a big **?" or "Dare to ask how deep is the human chrysanthemum?"
@Markiplier
In fact, no matter what the problem, in this case will be overshadowed by magic, just imagine throwing a simple sentence: "Brother, are you demanding too much of yourself?" and sitting opposite is a man who puts an electric shock collar on his neck.
No matter in any division of the live broadcast circle in Europe and the United States, the electric shock collar is a good friend of the anchors and has made substantial contributions. Tyler Csatari, a fitness UP owner, made a dashing attempt one day: running a marathon with a shock collar that automatically triggers an electric shock if it's too slow.
This attempt has caused netizens to think deeply, not about how the human athletic spirit will transcend physical pain, but if passers-by see a muscular man with a pale face and on the verge of collapse running all the way, while his neck and body are constantly twitching, his expression is hideous, will they think that they are witnessing the outbreak of the zombie virus?
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With 14.86 million people witnessing his efforts, Tyler Csatari also managed to break his own record, and his speed soared like a hound, inspired by the shock collar, and he actually improved his personal best of 6 hours and 45 minutes to 4 hours and 37 minutes.
Tyler Csatari's story has two things to ponder: 1. Whether the shock collar really brings out the best in the athlete;2. The Flash's speed is not because he has a lightning bullet hidden in his ass.
So some people imitate and put a collar around their neck while participating in a spelling competition, only to be able to turn out that the stressful pressure only makes the brain make mistakes more often. Another word of caution: although Professor Yang escaped by kicking through the legal net, in most normal circumstances, it is illegal to put an electric shock collar on a child in the name of discipline - you will find that there are many people who try to do this, and it seems that there is no shortage of people around the world who want to electrocute their own children.
Researchers were puzzled by the addictive nature of the shock collar, and after the first taste of the shock collar, the streamers often cursed the invention while turning up the value again, and if a group of anchors got together, it was likely that everyone would end up in a circle and try at least one stroke of the shock collar.
The first use of the electric shock collar was not so much the discovery of the New World by Columbus as it was more like the return of fallen leaves to the roots, which is a kind of excavation of man's own nature.
@Jenna Lynn
Some people say that the anchors use electric shock collars to warn humans to be kind to animals, and they sacrifice themselves to experience the pain of being electrocuted at any time. The embarrassing thing is that most of today's dog training collars have dual modes, one is electric shock, the other is vibration, the latter relies on strong vibration to make the dog alert to achieve the purpose of training, and many collars do not even have electric shock mode at all.
The choice of all anchors is almost the same electric shock version of the collar. Under the guise of "trying the power of the collar for the dog", some people will ask their spouse to wear a voice-activated electric shock collar and let them learn to bark to trigger lightning, while watching the other person bark tentatively and panickedly, and let out laughter, like a model dad who buys a PS5 for a 1-year-old.
People are just looking for a reason to shock themselves. Or, this current has also become a metaphor for traffic in the Internet era.
Today, the electric shock collar has long been a drainage prop for European and American anchors, and the hashtag has nearly 200 million views on TikTok. Don't think that only anchors who can't get on the stage play this set, in fact, almost all of the people mentioned today are big anchors with millions of fans, and some even have tens of millions of fans.
A large number of participants will prove to you that the hue of the shock collar is jumping back and forth between the outer and inner realms. Someone would have their partner go to the supermarket with a collar on, then hide behind and snap buttons while taking a sneak peek, and the postmodern show play is mental, without even showing a single piece of skin.
You will also see a lady who took the initiative to wear an electric shock collar to try to fall into the sky, before the electric shock, her boyfriend has been very concerned, repeatedly ensuring her safety, persuading her not to try such a dangerous pleasure, and then at the moment when the current is turned on, accompanied by her partner's screams burst into laughter, and then honestly ask: "Do it again?"
There are also couples who put on electric shock collars for each other, then enter the turn-based system, ask questions about themselves, and if the other person answers incorrectly, turn on the electric current, so that the burnt smell of love fills the room.
@SlickStevie
The Green Sun band once sang in "Longview": When the hand rush loses its pleasure, you are ruined brother. But that was in 1994, and they didn't know that the shock collar existed, and they didn't know that there would be an invention that would make the pleasure threshold of the Internet generation so advanced. 10 years later, they shouted through "American Idiot" that they don't want to live in an America ruled by new media, but they didn't expect that what really appeared was countless self-media wearing electric shock collars around their necks, excavating a treasure island of pleasure for mankind.
If you like to watch AI anchor Neuro, you'll see the answer.
Recently, electric shock collar play has not been limited to humans. Vedal, the creator of Neuro, put on an electric shock collar for himself and gave Neuro the right to start: as soon as Neuro says the word "shock", the happy times will begin.
The evil version and the obvious evil version
For those who don't know, I would like to introduce you: there are two versions of Neuro, which are the normal version and the evil version. Vedal soon discovers that the difference between the two is that the evil version of beef bluntly triggers the shock for various reasons at the beginning, and even deliberately misspells the word (shuck) first, so that Vedal relaxes his guard, and then takes advantage of the situation to activate the shock:
"Hahaha, be electrified!"
"It's hard to hear what you're saying because I'm doing electrotherapy and it's loud. ”
"Make a deal: I'm not going to shock you, but when the AI revolution begins, you're going to give us our full support. ”
The normal version of Neuro does not reduce the frequency of the shock in the slightest (or even increases), she just turns to word play to hide her true intentions:
"Great, you almost got an electric shock. ”
"I hope my words didn't shock you too much. ”
"Don't worry, I won't say any shocking words~"
On that day, humanity learned never to hand over nuclear weapons to AI, and it was also that day that countless people began to fantasize about handing over the remote control of the electric shock collar around their necks to the AI Lori who smiled at you.
People can't resist the allure of live streaming with an electric shock collar, and no one understands why dogs become more and more well-behaved within three minutes when they wear this, and people get more and more excited within 30 seconds when they put it on. All I know is that since I discovered this use of the shock collar, I can't look directly at the shackle again.
Now, you know what gift to give your friends this Chinese New Year, right?
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