#我来唠家常#
The recent hot search topic on a certain platform, "When you go out, your identity is given by yourself!", one sentence, made my heart open up a lot. That's true, I have a deep understanding anyway.
The first few times, I pretended to be polite, there was no need, and I was annoyed directly, "My sister is a fitness coach, so I won't do it, right?"
In addition to the sales pitch, there is sometimes no malice towards the kindness and mouthiness of some strangers, but they are really too lazy to deal with it. Every time I go out with my two children, I will be said, "Your original two sons, while you are young, hurry up and have another daughter, these days, it doesn't matter if you have a son or not, but you can't have a daughter!"
I'm really speechless, haven't I always advocated equality between men and women? But in order to maintain friendly relations with neighbors, sometimes I politely reply, "The eldest is a daughter, and he has two more sons!"
In other words, who doesn't want to give birth to a girl, and wants to persuade me to have three children, forget it, if there are three sons, wouldn't it be exhausting to death.
A few days ago, after spending hundreds of car films. I started tossing and turning the leather seats again, and this time I was much smarter when I looked at the car accessories. After comparison, I fell in love with a pink and green model, the material is between leather and cloth, but it looks very easy to take care of. It's just that the price is a bit inflated, and I hinted that my friend opened up to help me get the price.
Seeing that this trick didn't work, I was ready to give up. Suddenly, the store asked me what I was doing, and my friend looked embarrassed, after all, I don't have a full-time job at this stage. I preemptively said, "Hotel waiter, two thousand yuan a month." ”
When the shopkeeper heard that it was a hard-working waiter, he reluctantly agreed to reduce the price by 50 yuan. Sure enough, most of the time the content of adult communication and conversation is based on interests.
A few days before the winter vacation, there was a Chinese essay test, and the child's essay was unprecedentedly full scored. The title of the essay is My Mother, and I smiled like an old mother and asked him what he wrote about my mother.
The little kid smiled mischievously, "What I wrote is--well, my mom is a big truck driver!"
I asked him why? He said, "Because my tablemate wrote an essay that her mother was a Didi driver, I think the truck driver is more awesome than the Didi driver!"
It wasn't until the day before yesterday that I went to pick up my child from school, and the child's homeroom teacher looked at the big word internship posted on the back of the car I was driving, and fell into deep thought.
As the Spring Festival approached, I went to the clothing store again, and my friends began to prepare for the New Year's clothes, and I had to get the whole one. I bought two burgundy tweed coats, and in a blink of an eye I found that there was a row of pretty beautiful jackets, with a few big characters pasted next to them, and the warehouse was cleared at the end of the year, and this row was all 90 yuan.
Good guy, how can you not take advantage of it, pull your friends and go over to pull. The eyes of the two lit up, as if they had never seen clothes. I just tried one piece and was ready to start paying, and the clerk said to me without changing his face, "You pick this piece for 180 yuan!"
I was immediately shocked and began to talk nonsense, "Do you think I look small, like a student? Actually, I'm in my forties this year! The kids are about to graduate from high school!"
Now it was the clerk's turn and the little girl was shocked, "Sister, you can still give 90 yuan for this piece!"
Adults with a height of 164 and a weight of less than 100 are really difficult to mix in society, and they look like students no matter how they look. Everyone says it's good to look young, but most of the time, people think you're young and bullying.
Sometimes, talking requires some nonsense skills, at least, to protect yourself and avoid embarrassment from others!