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Tiger girl
The silly roe deer lives in the village of Indi, near the banks of the Numin River. He is in his thirties, has no wife, and is a bachelor.
He lived in a horse rack, playing and playing alone all day long, smoking and drinking, and enjoying himself.
I don't know when he got his nickname or who gave it to him. Since having this nickname, his real name has been drowned out. When the people of the village met him, they called him a stupid roe deer, and he didn't get angry, he just grinned.
The reason why the stupid roe deer didn't marry his mother-in-law According to the villagers, he was too real, and he was really a little stupid. is not good-looking, less than 1.60 meters tall. That's not all, he speaks with an urn and a stubble voice, a stubbled beard, a short and thick figure, toad eyes, yellow hair, and Wu Dalang in "Water Margin".
How stupid is the stupid roe deer? In fact, he is really too much, he looks a little stupid, and he looks like a dog, he has no self-confidence, and he can't get a wife, so he has low self-esteem.
His hobbies are music, playing the erhu, playing the flute, and playing suona. When the New Year passed, the village brigade twisted the big Yangge, he raised his neck, and blew a small trumpet to scream, and the thief was good. Waitunzi came to the village to twist the big Yangge to pay New Year's greetings, and collided with the big Yangge of the village, and the horn maker of the outer tunzi did not dare to blow the horn of the stupid roe deer.
In that era, performing red dramas and singing red songs were like spring bamboo shoots after the rain rehearsing and performing every year. The literary and artistic propaganda team of the brigade can't hold up without a stupid roe deer. At the end of the year, the stupid roe deer got busy, accompanied by the brigade troupe, and practiced the show. Twist the big Yangge and blow the horn in the streets and alleys. In the later period, he pulled a few people to play the trumpet in the field to earn some pocket money.
It's not that the stupid roe deer can't get a wife, and when the brigade rehearses the show, the tiger girl is very good to him. The tiger girl sings well, combs her braids, looks beautiful, and plays Li Tiemei. In terms of acting skills, the stupid roe deer did not give her much advice.
The tiger girl is obsessed with musical instruments, and when she hears the silly roe deer erhu, banhu, jinghu, dizi, and suona, she can't sleep at night with envy. She begged the stupid roe deer to teach her, and the stupid roe deer felt that men and women could not kiss, the tiger girl was beautiful, and she was the heroine, and she taught the big girl in her twenties who was afraid of other people's gossip. Tiger Niu begged five or six times before he agreed.
The stupid roe deer is real, and he teaches the tiger girl to pull the erhu hand in hand. Tiger Niu was very grateful to him, and in her free time from rehearsing the show, she secretly bought him foreign cigarettes, bought wine, and bought candy cubes to stuff for him. The stupid roe deer is a smoke fan and a drunken man, and he is happy to be a fart.
傻狍子
Stupid roe deer, poor asshole hanging bells. When it was time for the production team to work, when the members were resting, he was smoking and sharpening his knives, and after sharpening the knives, he went to the field to cut wheat, and the other members had to rest for at least ten minutes to make up their breath. He worked with great vigor and never hid his point, he often cut the ground first, and then turned around to help others cut the wheat. This is in the eyes of the members of the club, they all think he is a tiger.
Every year, the production team will share a little bit of food, and the stupid roe deer is in good health and can eat and drink. In addition, I usually drink some gluttonous wine and smoke a little cigarette, so I can't make ends meet, I wear tattered clothes, and I don't have any pocket money.
Split barley
The silly roe deer had two sexual encounters. Once, Hu Niu went to his horse frame to learn to play erhu. At five o'clock in the evening, the stupid roe deer left the tiger girl to drink, and the tiger girl brought wine. The silly roe deer and the tiger girl fried two side dishes together and began to push the cup and change the lamp.
The wine was very enjoyable, and when he was happy, the stupid roe deer took out the erhula sister to find his brother and burst into tears. The tiger girl sang and sang very emotionally. Two people play one accompaniment and one sings, playing late into the night.
The tiger girl said, "Silly roe deer, I'm staying with you tonight, it's too late." ”
"That's not good, you go quickly, lonely men and widows, what kind of system will it become, spread it out. When the tiger girl heard this, she left the horse rack with tears in her eyes. Since then, Hu Niu has never learned erhu again.
There is also Widow Li from the village of Indigo, a few years ago, her husband went up the mountain to pull his feet, counting nine cold days, ice and snow, and the road conditions were not good. When he came back, when he was going down a big slope, the car overturned into a ditch on the road, and he was smashed under the car and died.
Widow Li's family of three girls has no man, and Widow Li is struggling. There is no man who can pick and carry it. After the autumn, it is not possible to wipe the wall without a man. The stupid roe deer has a good heart, and he helps Widow Li work when he has nothing to do. After a long time, Widow Li developed feelings for the silly roe deer.
Once, after the autumn, the silly roe deer wiped the wall for Widow Li, and drank wine at night, because she drank to the fullest, Widow Li said: "Silly roe deer, stay here tonight! My house is quite spacious!" The silly roe deer said: "What's the matter, let people know, who have I become?" After the silly roe deer finished speaking, he left in a daze. Widow Li watched the stupid roe deer go, and kept muttering: Silly roe deer, silly roe deer.
The stupid roe deer not only helped Widow Li to work, but also built a house and a barn in the village of Indigo, and when he heard about it, he went to help, which has become his habit.
Numin River
Another time, behind the production team in the village of Indigo, there was a big dung ditch, surrounded by Ula grass. After autumn, many people go to cut the grass and keep the cotton shoes for the winter.
The dog leftover accidentally fell into the big dung ditch while cutting the ula grass. The big dung ditch stinks, and there are more than one person deep.
The second old man was crooked, and when the big snot saw that the dog leftovers had fallen into the big dung pit, he threw away the sickle and ran to the big dung pit. Seeing that the dog's leftovers are about to sink to the bottom. They picked up a stick of tree and handed it to the big dung pit, calling for the dog to grab the stick. The dog leftovers drank a few mouthfuls of dung soup and were stunned. No matter how short the tree is, it can't reach it, and the dog's leftovers are about to run out of heads.
At this time, it happened that the stupid roe deer also came to cut the grass of Ula and saw that someone in the big dung pit had fallen into it, and two people on the shore were shouting. He took three steps and made two steps, ran to the big dung pit, threw his sickle, jumped into the big dung pit, and pulled the dog up with all his might.
When the stupid roe deer died in the year of the production team, he built a house for a family in the village of Indigo, and fell to his death with a basket on the roof.
After the stupid roe deer died, the men, women and children of the village saw him off. Some people say that stupid roe deer is not stupid.
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The village of Jian