This article is all hypothetical, just look at the title to know Ha, welcome to like Li Yuanba and friends who can have a wild head to discuss it - if Li Yuanba travels to the world of Romance of the Three Kingdoms, who can catch him for three rounds?
It is said that Li Yuanba tore the "brave and invincible general" Yuwen Chengdu in the Purple Mountain, killing a total of 1.8 million anti-kings in the Eighteen Roads, and only more than 600,000 remained. This battle was Li Yuanba's second exaltation after the Battle of Sipingshan, and he once again showed his true colors of "seeking defeat alone".
After Li Yuanba won the jade seal of the country, he went back with his brother-in-law Chai Shao to hand over the order. On the way, he thought to himself: Yuwen Chengdu is dead, Pei Yuanqing is dead, and now the whole world is so big, no one can fight with me anymore!
The more Li Yuanba thought about it, the more bored he became, and he couldn't help but say to himself: "People say that loneliness is the most invincible, but I don't know that invincibility is the loneliest! I don't want to be lonely all the time, what should I do, God, help me quickly!"
At this moment, the sky suddenly darkened. Immediately afterwards, a series of thunders came from the sky. This thunder is so strange, it doesn't ring in everyone's ears, only around Li Yuanba.
Li Yuanba is not afraid of the earth, and he has been afraid of thunder since he was a child. The reason why he is not afraid of the emperor, his father, and anyone else, but he is afraid of his brother-in-law, and listens to his brother-in-law Chai Shao the most, is because Chai Shao once said to Li Yuanba that the heavenly Lei Gong is his good brother.
At this time, Li Yuanba had just exclaimed his might again in the Purple Mountain and seized the jade seal of the country, and he was not so afraid of thunder in his heart, he mustered up his courage for the first time, and scolded the thunder loudly: "Old Lei! If you have the ability, you will kill me, if you can't kill me, I will kill you!!" After roaring, he threw his hands and smashed the two golden hammers in his hands into the sky.
Suddenly, a sharp lightning bolt pierced the sky, and "snapped" straight towards Li Yuanba. Immediately afterwards, there was an earth-shattering loud "boom", as if the heavens and the earth trembled, and the entire sky instantly fell into darkness.
"What's going on, why is it suddenly getting dark?" Chai Shao shouted.
Du Ruhai, the general of the Chinese army beside him, was very frightened, if there was a flashlight at this time, he could see it with a flashlight, he was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he replied tremblingly: "I don't know, hurry, everyone hurry up and get on the torch!"
Before everyone could light the torches, the sky suddenly lit up again. When everyone saw it, they were stunned, and Li Yuanba, the king of Zhao, was gone! The thousands of miles of smoke and clouds he was riding on were empty on his back. Where did he go?
It turned out that Li Yuanba was "sucked away" by that lightning (this is a bit, there is no such situation in reality), and he traveled through time and space - to the world of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. He picked up his pair of drum urns and golden hammers on the ground, looked up, and just saw Sanying fighting Lu Bu.
Li Yuanba looked at Guan Yu's back and was shocked, ah! How is this person a little like my Engong? Hearing Zhang Fei say to Guan Yu again, "Second brother, you go to the left, let him eat me a shot!" Li Yuanba was even more sure in his heart, that's right, my Engong family calls him Second Brother, and I have to go over to help him! Thinking of this, he held a double hammer in his hand and rushed over without hesitation.
Lu Bu looked at it and said in his heart: "Liu Guanzhang is not easy to fight, here is another one?"
Besides, Li Yuanba rushed to the front of the battle and shouted at Guan Gong and them: "Engong, you retreat first, and I will help you beat him!"
Liu Guanzhang looked at the young general who rushed behind him, although he looked thin and thin, but seeing that he could hold a pair of golden hammers as big as the wheels of a carriage, he knew that this person must not be an ordinary general, and listened to his shout like Lei Gong, and thought in his heart: "Sure enough, a person with extraordinary looks must have extraordinary ability! Let's see, what ability does he have to dare to single-handedly challenge Lu Bu?"
Li Yuanba vs. Lu Bu, who is stronger of the two?
Besides, Li Yuanba looked up at Lu Bu, hey, isn't this Luo Song?
(Why, Li Yuanba saw Lu Bu as Luo Song who shook him and Luo Shixin away with a shot in Siping Mountain?) Yes, everyone knows that although Li Yuanba's martial arts are super powerful, his brain is not very good, otherwise he would not have decided that Guan Yu was his benevolent father just by looking at Guan Yu from behind and looking like Qin Qiong and Zhang Fei. After this time and space travel, he became more and more vague about the looks of many people in the Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties. It's good that he can remember their names, we usually see a lot of people crossing over on TV, and even the previous memories are about to disappear, and it took a long time to remember them. ）
Lu Bu saw Li Yuanba looking at him strangely, and thought to himself, Could it be that we have met before? Thinking of this, he shouted and asked, "Skinny monkey, what's your name?"
Li Yuan said domineeringly: "You don't even know me? Didn't we meet before, you suddenly stunned me and Lao Luo at that time!"
Lu Bu was strange, he said, "I've never seen you, when did you stun you?"
At this time, Li Yuanba had already seen that Lu Bu was not using a gun, but Fang Tian's halberd, he "huh" again, and said, "Do you have twin brothers, last time, I remember that you used a gun?"
When Lu Bu heard this, he shook his head and said, "Hugh is talking nonsense, where did I come from my twin brother? What are you here for, if you want to come to me to fight, hurry up!"
Li Yuanba loves to fight the most, and as soon as he heard it, he remembered it and said, "Yes, I just think that no one dares to fight with me, it's too boring." You dare to fight me? That's too good, come on!"
When Lu Bu heard this, he said in his heart: "Is this kid stupid?" How did he know that he was right, Li Yuanba was a little thirteen.
Li Yuanba saw that Lu Bu still didn't make a move, he was anxious, and said loudly: "Luo-no, oops, no matter what your name is, don't you dare to fight me?
In the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Lu Bu's combat power was a proper number one, who was he afraid of? At this time, when he heard that this thin monkey dared to say that he didn't dare to fight with him! The anger in his heart was as if a little carpenter ran to Lu Ban and said that Lu Ban couldn't do carpentry work, so he was so angry that he couldn't speak at all. He immediately waved the halberd in his hand, making a move "One halberd stabbing you to death", and with a fierce wind, he suddenly stabbed Li Yuanba in the throat.
Li Yuanba was overjoyed when he saw that Lu Bu finally made a move. He was not in a hurry, he easily only closed the double hammer, and with a "snap", he clamped Lu Bu's halberd. Then he pulled hard, and Lu Bu suddenly felt an infinite force to drag him to the ground.
Friends, Lu Bu's strength is not small, Ji Ling, the first general under Yuan Shu, is tall and big, plus the strength to resist, no less than four or five hundred catties, but Lu Bu lifted him up without much effort, which shows that his strength is also great. However, in the face of Li Yuanba, who is known as "no more powerful than hegemon", his strength is very small.
No, when he was pulled by Li Yuanba, he couldn't sit still, and he "grunted" and was pulled under the horse. But after all, he is a generation of war gods, although people were pulled off the horse, their hands still held the halberd stick tightly, and his right foot took the opportunity to kick the mud and sand on the ground, and countless sands flew towards Li Yuanba's face.
Only then did Li Yuanba let go, and Lu Bu took the opportunity to recapture the halberd, and immediately used a move to "sweep away thousands of troops", and the tail of the halberd was like a dragon swinging its tail, and it swept towards Li Yuanba. This move is extremely powerful, and if it is swept away, it will definitely break bones and tendons.
Faced with such a situation, Li Yuanba jumped up suddenly, and then, like Lei Gong descending to earth, the double hammer danced and smashed down. Lu Bu hurriedly put away his halberd to resist.
only heard a loud sound of "dang", and Lu Bu's halberd was instantly bent into a "7", and he himself was shocked by this force and flew upside down.
Lu Bu fell to the ground, unable to get up for a while. He looked at Li Yuanba, his eyes full of horror and incredulity. He could never have imagined that this skinny opponent would have such great strength!
Li Yuanba glanced at Lu Bu and said, "You're not bad, you can pick me up for two moves, you can go! However, your BMW will belong to me." As he spoke, he walked towards Lu Bu's red rabbit horse.
Although Lu Bu was reluctant to take the BMW, he was even more desperate for his life, he knew that he couldn't fight Li Yuanba, so he had to struggle to stand up, ride the spare war horse pulled by the general, and fled back to the pass without looking back.
Li Yuanba fights Liu Guanzhang
Li Yuanba rode on the BMW Chitu and felt very "standard and floating". He remembered Eun Gong, so he turned around and walked towards Sanying.
He walked in front of the three of them, and when he saw Guan Yu holding a Qinglong Yanyue knife in his hand, he couldn't help but say "Huh" again, he asked Guan Yu, "Engong, aren't you using a pair of golden maces?"
"Oh, hero, how do you say this?" Guan Yuzhang was puzzled, his face was dazed, and he was full of doubts.
"You are not my Engong, my Engong has never called me that, who are you?" Although Li Yuanba was a little stupid, he couldn't finish being stupid. He noticed that Guan Yu's speech and demeanor were quite strange, and he could also tell from his appearance that Guan Yu was not the Engong Qin Qiong, so he hurriedly asked.
"I'm Guan Yunchang, Guan Yu is also, who are you, little hero?"
When Li Yuanba heard this, he understood, and he said, "Oh, I know you, you are Guan Gong, right?"
"What Guan Gong, I'm Guan Yu?"
"Isn't Guan Yu Guan Gong?"
"Guan Yu is also called Guan Yunchang!"
"Guan Yunchang is also Guan Gong!"
"Oh, I can't tell you! Who are you?"
"I'm Li Yuanba. ”
"Li Yuanba, I don't know. But your martial arts are so powerful, you can defeat Lu Bu alone!" Guan Yu said.
When Li Yuanba heard this, he exclaimed, "What, you said that it was Lu Bu just now?"
"Exactly, 'Lu Bu among people, red rabbit among horses' is him, and the BMW you ride is the red rabbit horse. ”
Only then did Li Yuanba know that he had crossed over, and he bowed his hand to Liu Guan and Zhang, and said, "Then the three of you are Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei of the 'Three Heroes Battle Lu Bu'?"
Liu Guanzhang and the three replied together: "Exactly." ”
Zhang Fei continued: "Little hero, you really know how to speak, 'Three Heroes Battle Lu Bu', haha, that's a good point! ”
At this time, Li Yuanba's mind went up to fighting, and he said, "I want to compete with you three heroes, can you appreciate your face?"
Liu Guanzhang glanced at each other and thought to himself, this person is so strange, he just helped us beat Lu Bu, and now he is going to compete with us again, I don't know who he is? It's just that his martial arts are so powerful, it's not easy to refuse, so let's practice with him. Thinking of this, they nodded together and said, "I'm willing to fight with the hero." ”
Li Yuanba, Liu Guanzhang, and the three agreed, and they were very happy in their hearts. He held a double hammer in his hand and posed on the field with Sanying.
Li Yuanba glanced at Liu Guanzhang and the others, and said, "I just saw the three of you fighting Lu Bu together, now you can also fight me together, I like difficult challenges!"
When Guan Yu saw it, he waved the Qinglong Yanyue Knife, making a move to "split Huashan" to meet him. Seeing this, Li Yuanba secretly praised "good knife technique" in his heart, and then smashed it with a hammer.
Guan Yu took it hard with the back of the knife, only to hear a loud sound of "dang", and in an instant, a huge force surged, and his body shook five times on the horse, and he almost didn't fall off the horse.
Zhang Fei saw that his second brother Guan Yu had suffered a loss, so he shouted loudly and stabbed with a spear. Li Yuanba dodged sideways, dodged the spear, and then hit the spear shaft with a backhand, forcing Zhang Fei to retreat a few steps.
Seeing this, Liu Bei knew that this person was ten times stronger than Lu Bu, and knew that it was difficult to win today, so he still made a move to "fight the dragon in the wild" and waved his sword to join the battle group.
Li Yuanba defeated three with one, although his subordinates had shown mercy, they were still at ease and had the upper hand.
After four or five rounds of fierce fighting, Li Yuanba became impatient, he saw the opportunity and smashed Liu Bei with a hammer. Guan Yu and Zhang Fei hurriedly rescued. Li Yuanba took the opportunity to turn around and swept at Guan Yu's big knife with a hammer. Guan Yu was caught off guard and was knocked off the horse by a hammer.
Zhang Fei was shocked when he saw this, and stabbed Li Yuanba with a spear. Li Yuanba laughed and slashed Zhang Fei's spear. Liu Bei wanted to take the opportunity to stab Li Yuanba's throat with a sword, but Li Yuanba knocked his sword out with a left hammer. Li Yuanba's right hammer smashed into Zhang Fei's Zhang'er snake spear again, and his left foot kicked Liu Bei's war horse hard at the same time, kicking Liu Bei and his horse to the ground.
Zhang Fei just wanted to save his eldest brother, but the snake spear gun in his hand was smashed heavily by Li Yuanba's right hammer, "dang", and fell to the ground.
Li Yuanba jumped off the war horse and went over to help Liu Bei. So far, except for Liu Guanzhang, he can fight him for six or seven rounds, and if he goes head-to-head, no one can catch his three rounds for the time being. He said to Sanying: "The three heroes have been taught today. I heard that you have another Zhao Yun here who is very powerful, I want to try it with him, I wonder if he is nearby now?"
Liu Bei loves talent, he is Li Yuan domineering: "Zhao Zilong is still in Hebei now, if Li Yingying has no place to go, he can go with our three brothers, and if he has a chance in the future, he will compete with Zhao Yun again, how about it?"
Li Yuanba shook his head and said, "No, thanks to the kindness, we have a chance to meet again!" After speaking, as soon as he urged the war horse, he ran towards Shannalian.