Listening to the people of the Northeast are all quackling, the people of the Northeast: I don't think I have much humor

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I chased the bus into the station that day, the ground slipped and knelt there, I thought the car was gone, but the driver came to say, this gave me a knock I have to wait

My dad came in with Chinese medicine and hot water, I didn't want to drink it, he tilted his neck and dried my hot water, "I'll help you drink a white one today", and then put the medicine down and turned his head and left

Grandpa sat on the stool and put a string of farts, grandma: Oh, shoot at the chair

I learned to cook at home, and the first time I made scrambled eggs, I didn't dare to start, my mother asked me angrily, why don't you dare to he'leng it when the egg bites you

I was two years older than my brother, and my mother always told him to listen to me, saying that your sister had eaten more salt than you, and my brother said that it was not necessarily, that I ate salty

When I was in the middle of the match, my roommate asked me, "Is your partner treating you well?" and I said very calmly that it was okay, and she didn't beat me up yet, and she burst into laughter

I took the subway with my classmates, and a lady took a stack of money and stretched out in front of my classmates to beg, and my classmates said, "Gaha, I don't want it."

I went to buy endive and took the smallest, and the uncle: Can you take it?

My mom took her tablet and told me that the tablet had gotten quieter and quieter since it had fallen a few times, and I said, "What's the matter?"

My mom was embarrassed to fart too loudly, so she let it go little by little, and my dad said next to me, what are you polite at home, what a good fart for you to smash

I said to my son, "I'm annoyed when I see you." Him: You eat a bag of Xiaoyao pills, I...

One winter when I took a taxi, I just pulled the car door, there was ice on the ground and it was too slippery, so I lay down with the door, and the driver's brother: Why do you want to take my car door home?

Last night I set off fireworks outside my Xi, the school soundproofing was not good, and the teaching building was framed, and I said at the same table: "Is this broken building finally going to be blown up?"

I went to the market in the Northeast and heard the sales aunt tell the customer, this quality quack can be worn until you die

The first Northeast joke that a Northeast classmate told me, I still think it's funny when I think about it, reading the alphabet, abcdefghijk "Hit the wood"

The Chinese teacher in my class scolded me: the spring neck is bearing the waist, and the head is pressed by a weather vane, where are you doing something, and now I want to laugh when I think about it

My boyfriend from the Northeast asked me where I was going for New Year's Eve, and I said it was too cold to go anywhere, and I went out the next day, and he said that it would be summer the next day

I saw that my husband's leg was broken, and when I asked him what was going on, he said that he might have rubbed it in the bath, and he took sandpaper to polish it for you

Once I was looking at a Buddha statue in the museum, and the two uncles from the Northeast next to me were talking: You said that it is not easy to be a bodhisattva, sitting here all day long and being looked at by the girl, can you bear it? You must be vulgar in two days...

Listening to the people of the Northeast are all quackling, the people of the Northeast: I don't think I have much humor

I chased the bus into the station that day, the ground slipped and knelt there, I thought the car was gone, but the driver came to say, this gave me a knock I have to wait

My dad came in with Chinese medicine and hot water, I didn't want to drink it, he tilted his neck and dried my hot water, "I'll help you drink a white one today", and then put the medicine down and turned his head and left

Grandpa sat on the stool and put a string of farts, grandma: Oh, shoot at the chair

I learned to cook at home, and the first time I made scrambled eggs, I didn't dare to start, my mother asked me angrily, why don't you dare to he'leng it when the egg bites you

I was two years older than my brother, and my mother always told him to listen to me, saying that your sister had eaten more salt than you, and my brother said that it was not necessarily, that I ate salty

When I was in the middle of the match, my roommate asked me, "Is your partner treating you well?" and I said very calmly that it was okay, and she didn't beat me up yet, and she burst into laughter

I took the subway with my classmates, and a lady took a stack of money and stretched out in front of my classmates to beg, and my classmates said, "Gaha, I don't want it."

I went to buy endive and took the smallest, and the uncle: Can you take it?

My mom took her tablet and told me that the tablet had gotten quieter and quieter since it had fallen a few times, and I said, "What's the matter?"

My mom was embarrassed to fart too loudly, so she let it go little by little, and my dad said next to me, what are you polite at home, what a good fart for you to smash

I said to my son, "I'm annoyed when I see you." Him: You eat a bag of Xiaoyao pills, I...

One winter when I took a taxi, I just pulled the car door, there was ice on the ground and it was too slippery, so I lay down with the door, and the driver's brother: Why do you want to take my car door home?

Last night I set off fireworks outside my Xi, the school soundproofing was not good, and the teaching building was framed, and I said at the same table: "Is this broken building finally going to be blown up?"

I went to the market in the Northeast and heard the sales aunt tell the customer, this quality quack can be worn until you die

The first Northeast joke that a Northeast classmate told me, I still think it's funny when I think about it, reading the alphabet, abcdefghijk "Hit the wood"

The Chinese teacher in my class scolded me: the spring neck is bearing the waist, and the head is pressed by a weather vane, where are you doing something, and now I want to laugh when I think about it

My boyfriend from the Northeast asked me where I was going for New Year's Eve, and I said it was too cold to go anywhere, and I went out the next day, and he said that it would be summer the next day

I saw that my husband's leg was broken, and when I asked him what was going on, he said that he might have rubbed it in the bath, and he took sandpaper to polish it for you

Once I was looking at a Buddha statue in the museum, and the two uncles from the Northeast next to me were talking: You said that it is not easy to be a bodhisattva, sitting here all day long and being looked at by the girl, can you bear it? You must be vulgar in two days...