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Written by Ink Ziyi
Edited by Mo Zizhai
The content of the article is purely fictitious, and any similarities are purely coincidental
Excerpts:
Under my sugar-coated cannonball, my mother-in-law was unconsciously put on a table by me, and suddenly I felt that my mother-in-law was not so hateful.
Sure enough, none of the bear children are worry-free, and his grandmother is also unreasonable, it doesn't matter, you can be unreasonable, the police station day trip is coming soon!
One
Sure enough, the big fat boy lived up to my expectations, and after seeing me go upstairs, he unceremoniously pulled his grandmother and said that he was going to set off fireworks.
His grandmother still has a bit of a conscience, and thinks that this is what I just bought and I am embarrassed to take it directly, and besides, fireworks are now prohibited in the city.
Seeing his grandmother's hesitation, the bear child stopped doing it directly, saying that it was too late and that it was fast, and his grandmother hadn't grabbed him yet, so he just lay on the ground and began to roll, crying and clamoring to set off fireworks.
His grandmother, Aunt Liu, pretended to buy fireworks, but the bear child howled in his throat and wanted the box in the corner, so Aunt Liu looked at her mother-in-law with an embarrassed look.
The mother-in-law was stunned by the scene of two people singing and harmonizing, and hurriedly went up and said:
"It's okay, it's okay, let the child play if he wants to play, and let Xiaomiao buy it again when the time comes." ”
Aunt Liu and the others immediately smiled, and they didn't look embarrassed at all, and went downstairs with my box of fireworks specially selected for them.
Haha, don't look small, it's not a small power, let alone the sound.
It's stupid to say, although I'm a little worried about the "no fireworks" order, Aunt Liu and they actually played directly at the bottom of the community, and the bear child squeaked and screamed below.
Even so, it was exactly what I wanted, and when I heard the first sound, I had already taken out my mobile phone, hummed a little song and dialed the police.
The grandparents and grandchildren, who were having a lot of fun below, were still having a good time, and they didn't notice anything wrong at all, and many of the nearby residents heard the sound and poked their heads out to see the excitement.
Who knows how long it won't take for the police car to flash red and blue lights, and it will be too late for the grandparents and grandchildren who are having fun to realize that it will be too late to retreat.
Soon, the downstairs returned to its previous quietness, I walked to my mother-in-law who was indulging in "The Legend of Zhen Huan", peeled an apple, and handed it to my mother-in-law, who wanted to speak again but stopped but didn't say anything in the end.
It didn't take long for the mobile phone on the table to ring, and the mother-in-law picked it up with a suspicious face, I don't know what she heard, the expression on the mother-in-law's face changed, and she was very nervous.
"Ah, the police station, I'm staying at home, what are I going to do at the police station, it's the New Year's Eve."
Policeman, are you mistaken, I didn't do anything. ”
Seeing my nervous mother-in-law made me feel very happy, because I knew that my plan was about to succeed.
Then I caressed her hand, asked her with a worried face, and then took off her phone, turned on the speakerphone, and the man's serious voice came from the earpiece.
"Liu Mei said that you gave her the fireworks, and let her set them off downstairs, don't you know that fireworks are prohibited in the city?
My mother-in-law snorted and didn't know how to answer, so I motioned for her not to speak yet, and then excitedly spoke to the police:
"Ahh ”
The policeman was stunned for a moment and said, don't you know? Or do you mean that Liu Mei took your fireworks without your knowledge?
"Yes, yes, I've been looking for a long time, and I'm still angry, so I was here before. ”
"Wait, what Liu Mei said is..."
I didn't give him a chance to answer, and said directly: "Comrade policeman, we are legitimate and good citizens, as for Aunt Liu, we have decided not to pursue it."
Although we took it away without our permission, we are all friends during the New Year, and it is not good to make too much trouble. ”
“...... , okay, thank you, ma'am, we know the situation, don't bother you, happy new year. ”
When my mother-in-law saw me put down the phone, she looked at me with a tangled expression, and stopped talking.
I went straight ahead and preemptively:
"What's going on with this Aunt Liu, it's obvious that they want to play by themselves and don't want to buy it, you are kind enough to give her the fireworks I bought, this is wrong, and I want to pull you in. ”
Two
Hearing me say this, my mother-in-law also breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time a strong sense of self-blame rose in her heart.
"That's right, Liu Mei is really unkind this time. ”
I continued to add fuel to the fire, "Aunt Liu, this is trying to find a scapegoat, this is the New Year, you gave her something wrong? Or does she want to pull someone with her, and it has nothing to do with you if they go down to play by themselves." ”
My mother-in-law gradually reacted, and looked at me with a light in her eyes: "It's true, it's good that Xiaomiao is by my side, I was almost taken into the ditch by them, this Liu Mei is really a wolf's heart!"
I leaned over slightly and echoed her: "That's true, Mom, you're just too good-hearted, some people just fancy this point will get worse, you think if you don't react, maybe you will have to go to the police station then."
This is the New Year, and others will definitely expect to see our jokes, it doesn't matter what others say, but Xiao Peng and I really can't bear it, watch you toss back and forth. ”
The mother-in-law said aggrievedly: "I didn't know it at the time, who knew she was such a person after playing together for so many years!"
"It's okay, it's okay, she just thinks you're too kind, and it's getting worse, if it's not for me next to me today, what would you do, I love you so much with Xiao Peng, I feel sorry for us." ”
My mother-in-law nodded, reached out and held my hand back, as if something had changed in her eyes.
Three
Sure enough, in the next few days, even though I sometimes got up late in the morning, my mother-in-law didn't say anything more, but eagerly told us that she had left breakfast and wanted to give us a hot meal.
Whenever I come back from a trip with my husband, I will bring some small gifts to my mother-in-law, which are not expensive but have a heart.
Although my mother-in-law complained that we were spending money indiscriminately, she turned around and shared it with her little sister.
In the week or so since I got home, my relationship with my mother-in-law has skyrocketed, and under the intimacy of getting along, we have found that we have a lot of common language like the TV series we like to watch.
When my mother-in-law saw me, there was a lot more truth in her eyes than before, and later my mother-in-law no longer called me Xiaomiao, but directly called her daughter, haha.
In fact, no one has a bad relationship with whom, sometimes try to play some caution, smart people can handle the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law without much effort.
The annual leave was coming to an end soon, and my husband and I had booked our tickets back early, and when we were packing up and ready to leave, my mother-in-law suddenly rushed up and grabbed my hand.
Reluctantly told me that I would come back more in the future, but I really didn't want me to go, you see, I can always get my sincerity.