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I bought it for 300 yuan, and I was going to take a shower and eat it, but I was fired by my mother, and I wanted to cry without tears

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‬妹子,现在买这东西都这么明目张胆了?你不怕别人看到尴尬吗?

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‬今日段子

1. Salary increase in disguise

At the end of the year, the manager held a staff meeting: colleagues have worked hard for a year, and the company has decided to raise salaries in disguise. Everyone was excited, and the manager said: I used to deduct 100 for being late, but now I will deduct 50. In the future, whoever is late will take advantage.

2. Three from four virtues in the workplace

Three from the workplace and four virtues. Obey the boss, obey the money, obey the rules, work hard, eat the dead cat, endure the anger, and speak well.

3. Pray

When the hunter encounters the tiger, he pretends to be calm and glares at the tiger with terrible eyes. Suddenly, the tiger knelt down with his hands folded, and the hunter said proudly: "You know it's amazing!"

After a while, the tiger said quietly: After praying, prepare for dinner.

In the end, I couldn't agree anymore

I bought it for 300 yuan, and I was going to take a shower and eat it, but I was fired by my mother, and I wanted to cry without tears
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