Please pay attention, martial arts are out again.
Recently, he went to the variety show "Our Beautiful Life", and contributed an average of 800 jokes per episode, once again conquering the laughter of the whole network with his own strength.
The most glorious label that was once attached to martial arts was the third runner-up of the 2010 Happy Boys.
It's just that in the 13 years since his debut, he has been singing, and he hasn't been able to sing any masterpieces.
is the jokes left in major variety shows, which build the public's perception of him-
A funny man with a stalk can cure your unhappiness as soon as he appears.
Although the slow comprehensive "Our Beautiful Life" invited Ruby Lin, Xie Na, and Cai Shaofen to sit in the formation, it was really boring.
Until Wuyi came, with his humorous famous scenes, the entire variety show was revitalized.
Facing several seniors, he hesitated between shouting "teacher" and "sister".
In the end, he shouted out an earth-shattering "old ~ sisters".
After learning that the dog in the show had also participated in other variety shows, his face revealed three points of sadness and seven points of envy:
"The schedule is tighter than me."
Asked by Xie Na, where do you think you are the most manly?
He didn't care about the wrinkles on his face at all, and still replied with a bright smile: My forehead wrinkles.
Talking about the masterpiece of the song, Xie Na asked him, "Is it your emotion to be sad all the way?"
He laughed out loud innocently: it may be the emotion of the author's teacher.
Greeting Cai Shaofen, he was born in Kowloon, Hong Kong, and the other party asked along the topic: Where is Kowloon?
Wu Yi thought about it seriously for a while, and asked respectfully: Which hospital are you asking?
This chat can't even fix the mother hahaha.
Cai Shaofen continued to ask him about his Cantonese level, and he knew how to use analogy to fight:
"My Cantonese is about the same as your Mandarin. ”
The funniest thing is being dug up by my sisters and asking, who is the best looking in the show.
Wu Yi smiled shyly, and the answer was simple and rude: Actually, I am not very familiar with all the teachers.
Good guy, in order not to offend anyone, he simply offended everyone present.
Family, who knows!
The unexpected brain circuit, coupled with his desire to survive after realizing it, combined with the embarrassing and polite smile, the comedic effect is full.
Not to mention, martial arts still have a bit of a chosen comedy physique.
For example, I put on a mask, threw the mask into the trash, and left plastic paper on my face to put a loneliness.
I was eating takeout on the bed, and the next second the soup was spilled on the new sheets that had just been changed.
Playing the game too hard, as a result, the height increase insoles fell out, and the social death scene was +1.
Sandwiched between two 190+ tall men, he calmly sings "I look up at your face".
Only the martial arts alone injured the world reached.
As for the famous scene of taking the cake, I believe that anyone who watches it will laugh once.
Wu Yi took the lead in picking up a whole piece of cake, and also greeted the guest next door: Let's eat one.
Liu Tao on the other side kindly reminded, "These are four." ”
Frightened, he put it down in fright, and picked it up again, but he never understood how to divide the cake on the plate:
"Is it four? or two?"
He hesitated for a second, and finally grabbed it at a loss and directly overturned the celestial spirit lid of the cake.
With the experience of being laughed at by the whole network, Wu Yi and Xiao Jingteng later ate pork ribs and chose to use chopsticks to pull the shredded meat little by little.
Xiao Jingteng was shocked: You can take the whole piece.
He picked up the ribs tremblingly and pretended to be calm: Oh, this is a piece.
Different eating scenes, the same well-behaved and honest, are simply acting as if the person strayed into the leader's social circle.
Some people say that the just right amount of clear stupidity and ignorant innocence in Wuyi is enough for Jinsha's little boyfriend to study for a lifetime.
Don't look at martial arts now relying on being funny to get out of the circle, in fact, at the beginning, the entertainment industry relied on appearance.
At the age of 20, he went to participate in the fast man, and because of his cute appearance, he hit his face "Meng Qiqi" and captured a large number of loyal fans.
How popular was the top class back then?
The grand occasion of sending martial arts on the ten-mile long street is very explosive in the entire star-chasing world.
The reason is that Wuyi temporarily went to a certain place to participate in the performance, and it was difficult for fans to find a large number of silver cheers for a while, so they chose to use white instead.
Dressed in white and holding a white umbrella, everyone is still holding a handsome white photo of martial arts, shouting slogans while walking: Wudang is the dust, art dominates the world~
For the first time, I felt what it means to be funny.
The new generation of idols emerge in an endless stream, and martial arts have gradually faded out of people's sight with the "fast man" and have become the memory of the times.
It wasn't until now that everyone looked back and was shocked to find that he was 33 years old, and his eyes still revealed the clear temperament that only college students have.
Although his biggest wish since his debut is to become a man.
But looking back on the years of his growth, it can be described as the title of his first solo album, "Extremely naïve".
Martial arts are typical of straightforward words.
From writing a diary when he was a child, it can be seen that this child is so sincere that he is a little lacking in heart:
"My brother got sick because my grandmother gave me the wrong medicine. (Grandma: Bolt Q)
"My brother is lovely, he's only 11 months old and he's going to be hands-on. (Brother: What else can I do?)
This kind of brainless frankness leads to the social death scene of "words fly in front, brain chases behind" in martial arts.
Xie Na wore a pair of strange pants, no matter how strange ordinary people are, they will not say it on the surface.
He was good, and acted as my mouth substitute with a big grin: Sister Na, are your pants dirty?
made Xie Na laugh angrily: You don't care about the affairs of hipsters!
Because his home is in Changsha, Hunan Satellite TV will shout martial arts to make up the number of people when there is a shortage of program guests, so there is the following famous scene:
"Why are you on the show today?"
"I don't know what to do, I came last night when I was called. ”
On the fast book, Xie Na asked him to promote the work, and he happily revealed that "I will go to Beijing tomorrow to meet the two directors".
Everyone else couldn't help laughing, and he was still explaining seriously: I didn't know if I had a job until I met the director.
Then this time on a variety show, he heartlessly revealed the follow-up of catching horses:
When the director saw it, he was a liar, and the drama was not filmed, but he helped them attract investment.
As we all know, martial arts are not tall.
But even if he has been repeatedly joked by everyone, he has never blackened his face.
will even take the initiative to cue the jokes arranged by netizens:
"Don't complain about martial arts height, beware of him jumping up and hitting you in the knee. ”
There is also an elevator stalk, which is not very harmful to short people, but it is extremely insulting:
"I'm sorry kid, my brother can only help you press the elevator on the 2nd floor."
The more I looked at it, the more I felt that the stupid honesty and almost clumsy innocence of martial arts had created a valuable blunt sensibility in him.
No matter what happens, I don't feel that anything is wrong, and I always have a happy look on my face.
Recently, he and his younger brother Wu Xing also appeared in the variety show "Housework Honor Student" together, which shows that the family atmosphere is really good.
My parents are divorced, and the whole family still eats together often, and there is constant laughter at the dinner table.
My grandmother used chopsticks to eat alone, my mother used dish soap to wash vegetables, and my father finished taking a bath when my brother poured a glass of water......
The family has their own laughs, and they all look like the kind of people who are super optimistic with big nerves.
It is not difficult to understand that the extreme naivety of martial arts is largely due to the fact that he is well protected by his family, and although he is pasty in his career, he has not been beaten by society.
Innocence is not necessarily a good word for an adult.
It means not being sleek and sophisticated, not really stupid, not being mature enough.
But thinking about it from another angle, at the age of 33, you can still live as simple as a child, without heart and lungs, and you can be stupid and happy for a long time in everything, who can not envy it?
Therefore, I hope that Wuyi can continue to maintain this innocence, otherwise it will be boring without him in internal entertainment.
And, whoever says that there are no works in martial arts, I am the first to disagree.