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Preface
Today is New Year's Day, and of course the new year should start happily.
Now follow the editor to walk into happiness!
There are sand sculptures every year, especially this year! There are some strange news everywhere, and the following ten are the news collected by Xiaobian browsing major platforms for netizens, I hope everyone can have fun in the new year!
The woman was bitten by a rat and ended up biting the rat's head
In the editor's heart, if this matter is called "strange second", then no one dares to be the first.
We have all seen rats in our homes, and rats have always been hated by people because they not only steal food, but also bite all kinds of clothes.
Some rats even bite people, and the most deadly thing is that there may be a lot of germs on the rats, and it is not good to accidentally infect people.
The young lady found out that there was a mouse in her house, and she screamed when she saw the mouse, but she did not stop catching the mouse in her hand at all.
Later, she succeeded in catching the mouse, but the young lady was also injured because her hand was bitten by the mouse.
At this time, the young lady made a very special move, since the mouse bit her hand, then she had to bite the mouse, so she directly bit the mouse's head.
At that time, the rat was really bitten and didn't know what to do.
Afterwards, the woman also regretted it very much, but she had already bitten it, so she had to go to the hospital for vaccination.
It was the first time the doctor had encountered such a situation, and the doctor was also very confused.
Go to the zoo and get scolded by the parrot
If the first reversal is more powerful, then this being scolded by the parrot can definitely be regarded as the most "unlucky" event in 2023.
The reason is because this little brother went to the zoo to play, and he saw a parrot in the zoo.
He immediately became curious about parrots, because the parrots in the TV series can speak, so he also wanted to see if the parrot could speak.
So he stepped forward and greeted the little parrot very politely, and the little brother said very gentlemanly: "Hello!"
But I didn't expect the parrot to reply directly with "shabi".
This time he completely blinded the little brother, he didn't expect to be scolded directly.
But the funniest thing is the staff's response, it is said that this parrot started cursing two years ago, and every time it is criticized for education, it does not take it seriously.
Every time, the left ear goes in and the right ear goes out, and the education has not had any effect until now.
The man stole the money from the merit box and said that the Bodhisattva lent it to him
This is a story that happened in Shanghai, on October 23, a temple called the police to say that all the incense money in its merit box had been stolen.
There were nine boxes, but they added up to a lot of money, so I rushed to the police.
The thief was caught after the police called up the surveillance, but the man repeatedly denied that he had stolen the money, and said that the money was lent to her by the Bodhisattva.
Because he asked the Bodhisattva when he took the money, the Bodhisattva not only acquiesced, but also made an OK gesture!
100, יהוה!
In the end, the man was criminally detained for theft, but he could immediately think of this reason, and he didn't know whether to praise him for being smart or calling him stupid.
The homework I finished was torn up by the dog, and I don't have it in this house!
If the news of being scolded by the parrot above is very miserable, then this child is also very miserable, as long as he says what happened to him, everyone will definitely sympathize with him.
Because the holiday homework he had just written was placed on the table, it was directly torn up by the dog.
The child was very angry and shouted: Why don't you tear it when it is not written!
Yes, if the dog tears out the homework book before the child writes his homework, it will be a harmonious scene of "brother and brother".
But if you tear it up after writing it, it means that you have it without me, and you have it without me!
A woman in Guangdong released 5 boxes of cockroaches in the community
Everyone knows that there are a lot of good people in society, and they often release something.
But some people release things that are more strange, and releasing fish or something is trivial
There are also people who release mineral water and fish tofu, but these things are lifeless, and I don't know what the meaning of release is.
However, the things released by this young lady have life, but they are still not understood by many people, just because she released cockroaches, and it is a whole five boxes!
And she has not been released in the wilderness, but in her own community.
Other residents in the neighborhood may want to sing, "Listen to me say thank you, because with you, I have cockroaches in my house!"
It is said that after the young lady was released, the whole community was sanitized three times together, and I don't know if everyone thanked the young lady in their hearts.
Small potatoes in the south go to the northeast to shovel snow: the northeast is so good, play snow shoveling and pay back!
The reason is that this young lady from Chengdu came to Harbin, Heilongjiang for the first time, because of the climate, so she does not often see snow in the south, so she is particularly excited.
She saw a big brother from the Northeast shoveling snow on the side of the road, so she came up with the idea of shoveling snow.
The young lady borrowed tools from the eldest brother, and then shoveled the snow vigorously, and after shoveling, she let the eldest brother boast about herself!
The eldest brother also gave face very much, praised the work of the young lady, and also asked the young lady to come at six o'clock tomorrow morning, and after cleaning up, he would give the young lady a salary of 150 yuan.
The young lady couldn't help but sigh, the Northeast is so good, you can still make money by shoveling snow!
A man was about to walk home because of an argument with a colleague, but he went the other way around
The man was from Wuhan, Hubei, but because he accidentally broke out a quarrel with a colleague, the man was very angry.
And I can't even eat the meal, this is the first day of the 23rd Lunar New Year!
The man decided to walk home on foot, but was stopped by the traffic police when he was walking.
After learning what happened, the traffic police were very helpless because the man went backwards.
After checking the detailed report, it turned out that the road that the man walked was a circular road, and the earth was also round, so he didn't want to circle the earth!
The Jiangsu man jumped into the river because of a drunk driving investigation, and after being rescued, he remembered that he had not been drinking
As the saying goes, don't drink when you drive, don't drive if you drink,
But there are always some people who always have a fluke mentality, knowing that they can drive and drink.
But what such people are most afraid of meeting is the traffic police.
This guy in Huai'an, Jiangsu is more powerful, when he was driving, he saw the drunk driver in front of him, and he was very scared.
But now it is impossible to go back, and there is a river below.
In order not to be caught by the police, he immediately abandoned the car and jumped into the river, and the police rushed to rescue him after seeing it.
Moreover, he also jumped into the river 3 times in a row.
But it was found that he didn't actually drink, and when questioned later, the man said that he was afraid of being found out because he had drunk the day before.
The man has been dating online for more than a year, and his girlfriend is actually the wife of his buddy, or was introduced by his buddy
This incident happened in March, this big brother Zhu from Xuchang, Henan Province, because he has been single for many years, so he wants to date online, and at this time the good brother introduced him to an "online dating partner".
This moved Brother Zhu very much, because the photos of his online dating partners are particularly good-looking.
But after more than a year of dating, I found out that this girl was my buddy's wife.
Originally, my buddies said that this is my wife's best friend, so don't mention how happy Brother Zhu is.
Because he was introduced by his brothers, and Brother Zhu also wanted to start a family as soon as possible, the woman asked him to borrow money several times, and he agreed.
The brother said that he did not know about it from beginning to end.
But in the end, Xiao Li still returned all the money to Brother Zhu.
I hope Brother Zhu won't be deceived again in the future!
The man disguised himself as a garbage bag to steal, and was shocked when he was caught: Can this also find me?
In Guiyang in November this year, there was a guy who "covered his ears and stole the bell" to attract the attention of the people of the whole country.
Because he put a garbage bag on his body, pretended to be a garbage bag and ran into an office building to steal it.
In the end, he was caught by the surveillance and the police, and the guy was very surprised.
Because he felt that he had disguised himself perfectly, he didn't expect to catch him too!
Good guys, the modern version of "covering your ears and stealing bells".
epilogue
After reading this magical case, do you have any fun?
In the coming year, I hope you all can have fun every day!
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