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It's about to be New Year's Eve, and after a busy last few days of the year, let's take a look at some sand sculpture news as in previous years, and see what kind of hard work everyone has done this year.
01
Chess player suspected of cheating with a smart plug?
A few days ago, a domestic chess champion was suddenly suspected of cheating with "", because he was unwell and accidentally went to the toilet in the hotel bathtub, and then this incident became more and more outrageous. However, the Chinese Chess Association later reported that it could not prove the cheating, and the champion also said that he was ready to appeal.
And when it comes to why someone would make up for it so much, because this rumor appeared in the chess world last year.
Hans Niemann, who was ranked 98th in the world at the time, defeated the world No. 1 in an upset, because of the huge difference in strength, some netizens made up a possibility in their own brains, someone helped the chess player play chess with AI on the sidelines, and then passed the AI's countermeasures to the chess player through the "smart anal plug" hidden in the player's buttocks, so as to make up for the strength gap.
Of course, this is also an unfounded speculation, and there is no evidence, and Hans Niemann is still fighting a lawsuit over this matter this year.
It's just that this brain hole is too rebellious, not only spreading around the world, but also causing countless misunderstandings, and even netizens imitating the test.
02
The three smuggled to northern Myanmar to commit fraud, but were rejected because of their low culture.
According to reports, the three have been trying to smuggle into Myanmar since 2019, hoping to make a fortune in the fraud industry. As a result, they finally refused, and the reason was also very ridiculous, the local scammers thought that their culture was too low to do this job, and in the end they had to turn themselves in and return to China.
So to what extent will the culture be disliked by fraudsters? According to the report, in fact, they can't type.
03
The man suspected that the fake certificate was too fake and called the police, and as a result, he and the shopkeeper were both arrested.
According to reports, this old brother wanted to get a fake ID card to make himself 10 years younger for the convenience of finding a job, and then contacted a shopkeeper to get a fake card for 300 yuan.
Although it was a fake certificate, the purpose was to confuse the real with the fake, so when he found out that the fake ID card was so fake that he couldn't accept it, he called the police in a fit of anger.
It is estimated that the police are about to dry up and burn the CPU after reading it, which is considered a self-throwing net or a jade burning.
04
In order to blackmail the restaurant, the man went to the restaurant to eat with cockroaches in his mouth.
This old brother is also a ruthless person among the ruthless, he bought cockroaches on the Internet, then took them in his mouth to go to a restaurant to eat, and then took the opportunity to spit the cockroaches in the meal to blackmail, and was finally sentenced to 8 months.
Cockroach: Sometimes I'm helpless when I encounter humans.
05
In order to avoid detection, the thief went out wearing a red mask, only to be spotted at a glance.
The reason why nightwear is called nightwear is because most of the time it is worn at night, and you don't make it clear that you have a problem when you wear it during the day?
In September this year, an old brother wanted to play an anti-routine, and after stealing the battery, he wore a red mask to travel. As a result, the police noticed him at a glance. And I felt that he was still very nervous when he saw the police car, and wanted to stop and ask him to speed up and run, and finally arrested him directly, and later the police said that he was particularly conspicuous in the crowd.
06
I heard that Cao County is the center of the universe, and 4 people made a special trip to steal it.
This is actually a gang of thieves who can play memes, these people pooled money to buy a second-hand car and started to steal. In fact, there is no fixed goal for their actions, and they steal wherever they want.
Later, when I was looking for a random target, I saw Cao County, and I thought that Cao County was the "center of the universe". After some theft, he stole things worth more than 100,000 yuan, and was finally caught by the police.
07
The man gnawed three catties of spicy duck neck within an hour for transport?
This old brother was very unlucky, so he met a master through a friend and wanted to transfer. Not only spent 400,000 yuan to buy a transfer card from the master, but the master also said that there should be a transfer ceremony, such as eating three catties of duck neck in one hour, or eating 5 packs of melon seeds in one hour, or eating a package of turkey noodles in one night. There is a time limit, and if you can't finish eating, you will be eaten by luck.
This old brother is also on top, and even borrowed money to be transferred, and finally found out that this master was pretending to be a friend.
08
The man thought that his life was not good, so he went to the bookstore to steal "Zhou Yi" and wanted to change his life against the sky.
In Zhejiang, the book thief was still studying a stolen copy of "Zhou Yi" when he was caught, and he quibbled with the police that he was not stealing, and he would return it after reading it. And the reason for stealing the book is that I feel that my life is not good, and I want to study why.
This week, Yi will directly help you change your life.
09
The reporter hit the Northeast blizzard directly, because the snow was too big to be completed.
In November this year, there was a heavy snowfall in the northeast, and reporters from Henan had planned to go to the northeast to report on the ground, but the snow on the road was too heavy, causing the line to fail, and the train had to return.
Listening to this description, you can already feel that the snow is very heavy.
10
Roasted sausages cost 3 yuan for one and 5 yuan for two, and the woman called the police on the spot and said that it was a fraud.
In Shaanxi, a barbecued sausage owner encountered the biggest brain teaser challenge of his life, because a customer thought that the price of "3 yuan a piece and 2 5 yuan sticks" was a fraud, and he should sell it for two and a half yuan a piece, and finally even went to the police.
11
In order to show off his pistol to his friends, he shoots himself, and as a result, he kills himself.
An old guy was showing off his modified pistol when he couldn't fire because it was malfunctioning. He then pressed the muzzle of the gun to his forehead and tried to pull the trigger, only to have the gun return to normal on the second attempt, and the bullet had killed him.
12
After drinking, I found a substitute driver, but the substitute driver turned out to be drunk driving.
An old brother found a substitute driver after drinking, and he was very relieved to meet the police on duty, but the test found that his substitute driver actually drank. Later, after verification, the substitute driver was the wine he drank the night before, and he felt that he came out to take the order after the next day, but he didn't expect to be found out at night.
13
A man jumped into the river three times in a row to avoid drunk driving, but found that he had not drunk.
In Jiangsu, there was an old brother who first abandoned the car and ran away in order to avoid the traffic police's investigation of drunk driving, and then jumped into the lake, and when he was rescued, he jumped in again and tossed three times. In the end, it was outrageous that in the follow-up test, it was found that he was not drunk driving, but he had drunk the day before.
14
The thief was convinced that something would happen sooner or later, so he always committed the crime at noon, but he was still caught.
There was a thief in Jiangxi who was also superstitious about Internet memes, because he firmly believed that something would happen sooner or later, so he went out at noon to steal things, and was arrested twice in a row.
15
The black bear broke into the car in the middle of the night and drank 69 cans of soda, and only stopped drinking the diet soda.
In Canada, a sister named Sharon Rosel saw a bear on her balcony stealing can after can of her drink and wouldn't stop until she reached a diet drink.
16
The man stole the money from the merit box and said that the Bodhisattva agreed.
In July of this year, an old brother was arrested for stealing a merit box. He explained to the police that he was not stealing, but borrowing, and he also told the Bodhisattva that he would repay the money, and the Bodhisattva gave him an OK gesture.
Maybe the Bodhisattva meant to give you a sentence of three years.
17
A store in Florida found a human skull during Halloween.
The horror movie came true when an anthropologist noticed a human skull while visiting a Halloween counter in Florida, USA, and it felt extremely realistic.
However, it was later confirmed that the skull was not really a prop, but a real one.
18
Netizens sell Einstein's brain.
The most outrageous product on the e-commerce platform this year should be the brain of "Einstein", which sounds like there is a feeling that although it is an IQ tax, you can increase your IQ if you buy it. This was originally a meme thing, but I didn't expect tens of thousands of people to pay.
Nowadays, young people are focusing on "what if it's true".
19
Students dug up shells with their bare hands and sent them to the principal's office.
In September this year, two students from a primary school in Anhui Province ran into the woods to play while the teacher was not paying attention to physical education class, and a cannonball turned out of the ground. But the child wasn't sure what it was, and he didn't know if it was dangerous, so he went to the principal's office to show it to the principal.
The headmaster was probably sweating, and his ears rang, "Listen to me, thank you... 」。
20
Canadian men use live pythons as leather whips and beat passers-by in the street.
When fighting, it is said that the folding stool is an artifact, but how do you know that foreigners have trained the python into a nine-section whip, and the opponent is powerless to parry:
The original heads-up game instantly turned into a passerby challenging Pokémon Master, Voldemort, and Orochimaru. In short, the python became a summoned beast, a psychic beast, and was brandished into a nebula chain, and the two sides did not stop fighting until the police came.
Finally, the person who used the python was charged with attacking others with a weapon, as well as causing unnecessary pain and suffering to the animal. The python probably never dreamed that humans would be cold-blooded than themselves.
I always feel that the past few years have passed quickly, and all kinds of strange things have emerged in an endless stream, and I can't finish chatting. Thank you very much for your company this year, and let's continue to talk next year.
I wish you all a happy new year, good health, and a speedy prosperity!
(The pictures and information materials in the article come from the Internet)