Text: The Secret History of Fusu
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The girl is definitely a pure foodie, and she specializes in finding custom-made flatbread clothes [fist bump]
The reddest episode!
However, it is important to establish correct values for children.
Now I know why the sandbags are all hung
Look at how powerful my kick is!Combination punch, a whip leg woc┗|'O′|┛ 嗷~~, where is this tape, I can sue him no.
Conan also has to adjust the monitoring when he comes
You see the quality of this tape is good, it's okay to hang it, and the one above learns it.
Intelligence quiz
It's pouring water again! It's endless! Who is this question? Why do you have nothing to do every day! Don't you know if it's a shame to waste!?
Science Qingbei IQ Line (What People Say is Not What I Say)
Did anyone from Peking University come out to show their hands to everyone?
The finale is coming!
In ancient Rome, a group of soldiers were surrounded, and they would rather commit suicide than surrender, so they agreed to start with a certain person and kill the person on his left hand in turn, until the last person left committed suicide, but one of the soldiers wanted to surrender, where did he stand to be the one who lived to the end?
Is the CPU burning? Let's relax
Person: Watch me go to the basket in three steps!
Ball: Trash!
Elegant, timeless!
I flipped through my phone and saw that there was no love in it. On each page of the crooked and slanted words "the first cup of milk tea in autumn" are written, I can't sleep horizontally and vertically, and I read it carefully in the middle of the night, only to see from the cracks in the words, there are two words written on the book "ask for money"!
And this kind of good thing?
11111! What man can refuse that red man? Liberating the oppressed people all over the world is simply romantic!
Aunt on the side: Young people are good, lie on the ground and sleep
The eldest sister is glad that this is not Chongqing, otherwise you will find that you have not fallen halfway after three and a half weeks of turning in the air.
Prostate brakes
Mat: I haven't manned yet! Hey!
Scissorhands cute pinch!
Enter the dance cylinder show operation, and retreat can deduct the brain to sell a cute. If you see it, this is called professional!
I thought he was going to throw the mouse out
I don't really want to bother you to see you playing so immersively, but (holding down your shoulder), this is your last life, and if you die, I should play.
队伍中的满级陷阱师be like：
Bloody child! I see where you're going this time! Let me catch you with your good fruit......
Whose skill is this!Silence, vertigo, blinding, imprisoning, and not being able to play?
It looks like something is going on
Dog (Bow Tie): I gathered everyone today to discuss the distribution of dog food tomorrow
It can be seen that the tire has its own ideas
白车:woc这老大爷!woc!woc!卧...... 没事了
Tire: I'm free!
You who think you are ready to give a speech on stage, and your resentful friend who is responsible for asking questions
At a young age, he has already understood the essence of interpersonal relationships and society, and he has avoided 20 years of detours
Child: Thank you!
Uncle has nothing to do and exercise more, this core is not very good
Clothes: If you're thirsty, drink water, I'm not thirsty, really
To clarify, we boys are like that
Conservation Theorem of Male Intelligence: Whether it is one, several, or a group, when men gather in a group, their total intelligence is conserved unchanged.
When there are too many of them, you can see them grabbing a handful of rocks and throwing them into the water like orangutans, and laughing.
Thank you, my friend
Doctors before the invention of anesthetics were liked when they learned that patients were asking for general anesthesia:
Before the invention of anesthetic, doctors wouldn't have really anesthetized their patients like this, right? What is this?
I'm sorry, girl, I robbed you of the mirror
This scene will become a legend of the company in the future, and it is recommended to come up with a program to commemorate him, I have thought of the name, it will be called "Lift Your Hijab~~"
Blood Hunt, Activate!
Who is this werewolf, he only has residual blood in his eyes, right, and he won't play 15 points
Why are you two still jumping on this?
I was about to watch the play, when the popcorn in my hand suddenly turned into red wine, and the stone bricks under my feet turned into a red carpet
There will be no pie in the sky, but it will be
Hey wife, I rear-ended the car in front of me today
He's not angry, is he?
No, he's pretty happy.
Why?
He is a traffic policeman.
There is also a gap between blacks, and the aunt in the back has seen the world at a glance
Brother Mask: Oh, it's cool not to have to queue up, touch my baby ticket, woc my money?
Sir, you have to add money to play like this
At the beginning, the somersault was really powerful, and it looked like it had been practiced, but it seemed that the eldest brother couldn't get out of the water, and the calm pool was stunned to play a feeling of rapids
Photographer: Are you serious about your dodging moves?
We must win this game! Brothers! Let the leaders see the strength of our unity!3,2,1!
Leader: Thank you
The logic is meticulous and irrefutable, and he is worthy of graduating from the University of Tokyo
There is no road in the world, but when there are more people walking, it naturally becomes a road. - Lu Xun
The skill points are all agile, and the intelligence is not at all
Police: You said your bag was robbed, how did he rob it while you were riding an electric car?
This is the robber's car, he robbed my bag, I robbed his car, very reasonable, right?
Police .exe did not respond......
Could he be a genius?
It is worthy of Lan Xiang's graduation, it is versatile, the excavator can be used as an oar, and I don't think it's strange if they use pots and pans to make a rocket out one day
Soldiers don't get tired of deceit, beauty
What age are you still using a peachwood sword to exorcise demons, come and try my mini version of the Demon Exorcism Holy Flame! Light and small, powerful, all calibers are available! Big ghosts use .44, small ghosts use 7.62, to ensure that the medicine is cured!
It's very much in line with my view of today's young people
Dad: Hurry up and turn the calendar to count the days, it's not too late to open another trumpet now.
This man can't be his friend
If you cheat me out of my money, forget it, and lie about my feelings, even if you cheat my feelings, I'll find another one who is still you, and you have to be punished for killing?
Let me see who didn't use this trick when they were kids
The child on the left: Yo he! Do you want to do it, eat me a spark vigorously...... Brother, what are you retreating, I'm just scratching my head. The master has made a move, and the starting posture is enough to distinguish the winner and loser, and the middle child will laugh numbly.
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