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Text: Qingyan Xiaosheng A
Editor: Qingyan Xiaosheng A
In the elevator, he said to him: Brother, sister misses you so much, your wife won't come back today, and the mobile phones of the next few people were suddenly put down
In a different place, tease me hard, this is too murderous hahahahaha, it's really excessive
She wants to lose weight, she's raining, she doesn't eat breakfast, she stays up late, I can't wait to knife myself when she doesn't take care of her body
If she would rather break up than meet after half a year of online dating, then she must be a bad woman, she doesn't know what to do behind her back, she will be quiet early when she separates early
Haha, come to my aunt, coquettish and seduce anything, and I'll leave when my aunt leaves
It's good to have it, you still want to kill her, you kid deserves to have a partner, hahaha
I went shopping with my partner in Wanda, and when I bought milk tea, I said loudly, husband, your wife is making a video, how to pay, everyone around is staring at the two of us, and he quickly covered my mouth and said You don't want to die
Is this the bond between Pikachu and Ash
Tell you not to drive well
I learned, it turns out that the use of ripped pants is like this
Walking around the mall, he said, sister-in-law, you go quickly, my scalp was numb and answered, here comes my brother-in-law, can you sort out the relationship and answer, your uncle spoils his father
Long-distance military relationship, commented randomly under the handsome guy on Douyin, and was brought to the scene by netizen Aite himself, and he probably wanted to kill me that day
Play peek-a-boo with me, I haven't found him yet, brother, you can be honest, I haven't found him for a few years
姨妈期:
Me: Buy me ice cream to eat
Ex-boyfriend:, kick you off
Me: I don't care I want it
Ex-boyfriend: Buy, eat, eat, eat
She said, break up with me, just to see me cry, and, every time, she records a video, saying that when your son is born, show it to your son, this is your father, ever-changing
Girlfriend: What do I want to kill when I'm doing?
Boyfriend: When you bit my ass
Last time we drank too much, he fell asleep on the side of the road, I was afraid that he would be cold, so I put the shared bicycle on him, why don't you put the trash can on his head
That look says it all
A little trick every day
The difference between you and someone else taking pictures
She suddenly poked my kidney with her finger in the elevator (this part is particularly sensitive), and then I unconsciously ah~ sound, and then the whole elevator men, women and children stared at me
Eat Haidilao The waiter pours water
Him: Don't fall back to your baby
Me: Brother-in-law, don't call me that, it's not good
The waiter's visible hand paused
The first time, in the hotel, he came out with a bath towel after taking a shower, and he had a nosebleed, it was a real nosebleed, so it seems that your boyfriend is really easy to get angry
The two of us are in a community, I: Brother-in-law, you won't be angry when you come out to shop with me. He: (Silence) Me: Why did you ignore me today He: Did you see the black dress just now? Me: I saw it. Him: My mom
He didn't know that the nickname I gave him was my ex-boyfriend's name, it was really fake, and it was too explosive
I went to the supermarket with my husband to buy New Year's goods, and suddenly asked him loudly on a whim: What if you go out to the supermarket with me and your wife is bumped into by your wife, he replied to me, as long as I am not caught in bed, it will be fine
I drank too much and called my ex-boyfriend in front of him to beg my ex-boyfriend to get back together with me, this is too explosive, right?
She asked me when I was with my brother, and she knocked you both up, bad buddy
Girlfriend: This is delicious
Me: Buy
Girlfriend: But I gained weight after eating
Me: Then you don't eat
Girlfriend: But I really want to eat it
……
Tell my boyfriend if you can find someone to wrap you up and use the money to support me
Relax and find a difference, can you find it
After reading the comments of netizens, I really want to die of laughter
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