Look at how netizens are yin and yang by their parents
My mom urged me to remove my makeup: Hurry up, it's time to appear in the middle of the night [smile]
My son is like a father, with a big mouth, my mother: Your two catfish didn't come? [what] [awkward laugh]
My meal was too full, and my dad said, what's wrong? Is someone in a hurry to borrow the pot [tears]
Ex-boyfriend civil servant, my dad: Picked up a golden job
Break up with him: Jin Jobwan ran away [tears]
Me: Mom, I can't find my hat, do you see it?
My mother: Come, come and get it in my pocket, I'm carrying it, are you here to be a guest at home?
The first time I put on makeup, the eyeshadow was more shiny, and my dad said that there was a stick at the door, and asked me to take it and go to Tang Seng
I was excited when I first entered the school in my freshman year, and I didn't call home for two weeks, and my dad asked me if I had found my biological parents here [smile]
After I planted my eyelashes, my mother said: Our ostrich spirit is back [smile]
I'm not in good health and love to get sick, my mother said that I was made of tofu scum mixed with farts [tears] [tears] [tears]
My sister is short and a little chubby, and she wears a white down jacket in winter, and my dad said that there is a big snowball rolling from afar, and then she wears a green coat and stands on the side of the road, and my dad says, Okay, mailbox!
One year on Chinese New Year's Eve, I went out to buy something on a rainy day, and my mother complained that I said, "On rainy days, the dog knows to go home, so I go out and go crazy" [awkward laugh]
My mom told my dog that you were born to me, and my mom loved you, and I asked my mom what about me?
One week on a whim, I bought a bunch of various ceramic bowls on the Internet, and my mom asked me why I bought so many bowls, and my dad said next to me, and she was going to break up, and she went out to go out and go single, and she couldn't buy some pots and pans [covering her face]
I cook porridge with too little rice
My parents: You have to be beheaded if you put aside the ancient soup soup [Bixin]
My dad got off work and found me still lying on the bed: Ask your aunt what brand of this bed is (my aunt bought the furniture) Yes, it hasn't collapsed every day, can you spare that bed [tears]
As soon as I went out, my husband kept calling until I got home, and my mother kept saying, "Where's that scout in your house?"
Playing a game in the toilet, playing excitedly and scolding, my mom asked me if I was fighting inside [smile]