It is said that some people often make irrational actions when they are on top,
For example, stuffing "foreign objects" – especially sticks – into the body.
This is especially true for men, and the University of Rochester in New York has counted the period 2012~2021.
The proportion of men and women in the United States who have a foreign body stuck in the rectum is as high as 77.8% of men.......
(Male to female ratio statistics)
No, there was a huge explosion in December last year:
An 88-year-old French man was stunned to stuff a World War I shell into his rectum, which frightened the hospital and evacuated everyone urgently........
(Reported at the time)
Now that a year has passed since this incident, and 2023 is coming to an end, the media has once again turned on the statistics of the American emergency room to see what strange things have been put into the bodies of Americans this year.......
Of course, it's not just the rectum, after all, there are many holes in the human body, and they dare to stuff everything.......
Let's sort by the height of the opening, from top to bottom, because the further down the hole, the more heavyweight it is.......
Ear:
Ishiko;
Gasoline;
toy cars;
stylus;
nail art tablets;
Lollipop;
toy wands;
sunflower seeds;
sawdust and paper towels;
hearing aid batteries;
a slice of a miniature camera;
beetle-shaped hairpins;
Others are taken directly from medical records:
"The patient has always liked to stuff paper into her ears, and she thinks it will keep the cold air out";
"The patient was raising his head for welding, and as a result, a small piece of hot metal fell and landed in his left ear, melting the earbud";
"The patient claimed to be rolling on the bed and happened to roll on a piece of psychedelics and got stuck in his ear."
(something in the ear)
It seems that there are still a lot of accidents in the field of ears, and the next one is-
Nose:
Flower;
glue sticks;
Yoghurt;
Rhinestones;
Bullet;
chicken nuggets;
sewing needles;
foxtail grass;
pseudoplants;
laundry pods;
the lost teeth of a puppy;
multivitamin tablets;
"Smelling the battery, but sucking it into the nasal cavity";
"Two days ago, I joked and stuffed the earphone sleeve into my right nostril";
"Stuffed aluminum foil into her right nasal cavity and immediately started crying"
"Shove pieces of a styrofoam cup into his nostrils, he was seen doing it yesterday";
(something in the nose)
The style of painting gradually began to be outrageous...... Next up is -
Throat:
There's a lot of it, but the basic feeling is that I want to taste everything, and then I accidentally swallow it.......
keycaps;
tea bags;
Drill bit;
Dry ice;
coat hooks;
eyelash plaster;
guitar picks;
Fishing weights;
cups of cough drops;
wooden coffee stirring spoon;
piggy toys that can be squeezed;
packaging of ketchup and honey mustard;
the "small table" in the take-out pizza box that holds the lid;
toothpaste, followed by a toothbrush, and possibly a toothpaste package;
a pair of engagement rings (which feels like a sad story);
Hanukkah Spinning Top (Dreidel), a Jewish toy for children, looks like this:
(The so-called Dreidel)
This part of the medical record is also funny, many of them are children eating indiscriminately, or adults are drinking:
"I drank a few more glasses of wine this morning and swallowed a small piece of computer parts";
"swallowed a magnet at school and got stung in the foot by a wasp";
"I felt something stuck in the back of my throat, and I used tweezers to get it, and I swallowed it";
"After drinking a shot of spirits and nine bottles of beer, he 'thought' that he had drunk the caps as well";
"Sitting under a tree and drinking, not noticing that something in the tree fell into the cup, and just drinking";
"He was biting the battery, probably swallowing part of it, and he had a popcorn kernel stuck in his right ear."
"During the experiment, he put the safety pin into the bottle, and then blew into the bottle, which in turn blew the safety pin down his throat";
"The mother asked the children to tidy up the Monopoly toys, and the patient ran to her mother crying and said that he had eaten the shoes of the Monopoly villain";
"The patient claimed that he swallowed a metal key ring because it had a 'very high energy', which he believed caused his abdominal pain";
"I bought a new dress last night, the neck collar was too tight, and when I put it on my head, it got stuck near my nose, and he felt a little unable to breathe, so he took a deep breath with his mouth and inhaled some threads, which could also be cloth heads";
Don't chew everything and stuff everything in your mouth!!
(Schematic diagram, not related to the article)
Further down, not counting the navel eye, it comes to the much-anticipated (not) -
Male J J:
Crayon;
Candle;
Straw;
Hilt;
Wire;
data cables;
plastic spoons;
plastic forks;
the pointed tip of the ghetto flask;
Band-aids rolled into small sticks;
folded dollar bills;
10" (25.4 cm) long toy .......
黄链子（Yellow Chain），一般指的都是这种东西：
（所谓的Yellow Chain）
"The patient said he was drunk two days ago and his girlfriend shoved the necklace into his urethra"
But the women are not far behind, and the next thing is-
Female Y D:
glitter;
dog leashes;
Bulb;
Bracelet;
Comb;
Nail polish;
Pencil;
Pencil sharpener;
pencil gripper;
several pens;
needles for knitting sweaters;
small mouse toys;
3 g of cocaine;
gloves and sponges;
ice cream parlor playsets;
(It's a bit too ruin for childhood...) ）
The vibrator was stuck for six days;
Boric acid suppositories are accidentally stuffed into the urethra;
"Split near the screwdriver, and as a result..."
"She swallowed a coin, and she believed she still had a condom in her body, which she used yesterday";
"There is a battery inside, and when I used the vibrator about two weeks ago, it felt like it fell out";
"The patient confessed that she was drunk at a bar last night, hit her head against the window, shattered the glass, and later punched the police car, and now her hand hurts, and she reported that she had stuck the big head of a dart into her body"......
I can see that I drank a lot......
In the end, I came to the most heavyweight, that is, the "Chrysanthemum Supermarket" that everyone likes to see——
Rectum:
Spoon;
烛台;
orange;
Candle;
PVC pipes;
Screwdriver;
Rolling pin;
Courgette;
spirits shots;
fruit rolls;
Pebbles;
toy dinosaurs;
(ruined childhood +1)
Swiss Army Knife;
toilet bowls;
a few pieces of the puzzle;
Golf;
mousse caps;
plastic lightsaber;
ice cream scoops;
eyebrow shaping tools;
mouthwash bottle caps;
cologne bottles;
Christmas decorations;
Christmas tree lights;
3 mobile phones;
bottles of shaving cream;
Unknown number of beads;
lighters for cigars;
a shampoo bottle, plus a toothbrush;
cylindrical floats for children to swim;
7" (17.8 cm) tall glass bottle;
Eat corn with a small fork
flannel brush (the kind used to brush the hair sticking to the sofa);
These patients seem to be very innocent when they explain the source of the foreign body to the doctor.
Either it was "accidentally" stuffed in, or someone else stuffed it, and it has nothing to do with them.......
"Out of curiosity, I stuffed a straw into my rectum";
"I got a pen stuck in my rectum, claiming that I wanted to scratch the itch, but I somehow got in";
"The patient claims to have accidentally slipped while taking a shower and fell on a cone-shaped toy";
"The patient said he wanted to 'be funny' this afternoon, so he stuffed a plastic bottle into his rectum";
"The patient has an plug stuck in his body. claimed that she was using it at the time, and there was a knock on the door, and she went to open it, but she stood up too quickly and couldn't take it out";
"The girlfriend wrapped a tissue in aluminum foil, formed a huge symmetrical stick, put a condom on it, stuffed it into his rectum, and finally couldn't get it out."
(Schematic diagram, not related to the article)
Counting on my fingers, it seems that this is the third or fourth issue of the "American Foreign Body Awards" we have written......
Foreign media take stock every year, in addition to hunting for curiosity and funny, mainly thinking of a certain warning effect,
However, it turned out to be useless at all, how people should stuff it, and how to stuff it
After all, the rectum still carries too much for the world......
To be serious, if you stuff things into your body, it's not just yourself who will end up unlucky, but also the doctor.
Just, why bother.......