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Time flies, and in the blink of an eye, 2023 is coming to an end.
In recent days, major software has launched annual summaries and annual inventories, whether it is listening to songs, or socializing, and even ordering takeout and shopping, all have been arranged.
Looking at the major annual summaries and inventories, one picture is more exquisite than the other, and rows of weighted numbers, I have to sigh:
It turns out that my goal for 2023 is still not completed;
It turns out that I spent so much money last year;
It turns out that I was so lazy last year that I barely cooked;
It turns out that I wasted so much time playing games......
Although some of these annual summaries and inventories are very heart-wrenching, what is recorded is the past, and what is remembered is life, and these things represent our 2023, which is not too bad.
However, after reading so many summaries and inventories, I always feel that something is missing.
If you want to say that in 2023, the most mentioned, I think "experts", must be on the list, however, no one has taken stock of and summarized the "classic quotes" said by experts in this year.
No, while there is nothing to do, I have compiled a list of experts who love to talk nonsense in 2023, let's take a look, what did they say?
15
Chen Weidong
Chief Energy Researcher, CNOOC Energy Economics Research Institute
Independent Director of Sinopec Oilfield Services
Famous remarks:
Our domestic oil prices are not high
The rise and fall of oil prices has little impact on ordinary people
Take a look at the comments from netizens:
"A bunch of exploiters who sit back and enjoy their exploits"
"When you sell oil, you must say that the price of oil is not high."
"Expert refueling is reimbursed and does not cost money, so he said not high"
"Let him take 3,000 a month to see if he says if the price of oil is high"
This "brick family", engaged in an industry related to "oil", can actually say such outrageous words, can only say that as long as anything is related to interests, you can talk nonsense.
I just want to say, "I'm not afraid that I can't afford to buy a car, I'm afraid I can't afford to raise it" This paragraph is really classic, I hope this expert can announce his income, maybe for him, the money spent on oil prices is nothing to him, so he can confidently say the phrase "oil prices are not high"!
14
Zheng Bingwen
Former director of the Institute of American Studies, Chinese Academy of Social Sciences
Famous remarks:
It is difficult to raise a baby, but you can temporarily ask relatives for help
Take a look at the comments from netizens:
"It is advisable to increase the workload of the experts, they are really too idle"
"This expert, I want to be a relative with you, it's good for you to help me take care of the baby."
"What great sin did a relative commit to suffer like this?"
"What's the difference between this and who can give me 1 million inexplicably"
It can only be said that the comments of netizens are to the point, and the words of this expert, at first glance, are full of positive energy, but in fact they are all unrealistic.
Asking for help is nothing more than helping to take care of the child or borrowing money to raise the child, so what is the difference between this and going to the bank to "borrow money"?
Moreover, not to mention how distant relatives are in today's society, do other people's relatives have no children to take care of? If relatives and friends are also in difficulty, who should they turn to for help?
13
Zhang Xiaojing
Director of the Institute of Finance, Chinese Academy of Social Sciences
Famous remarks:
If housing prices fall sharply, it is ordinary people who suffer the most
Take a look at the comments from netizens:
"He can't represent the people, he can only represent himself"
"Such an expert does not have a backache when he stands and talks"
"Normal people are all a house, that is, just need a house, does it have anything to do with the ups and downs?"
"What about people who haven't bought a house? Aren't they ordinary people?"
This expert is also here to be funny, the house, first have a place to live, before you can talk about a loss.
Why do most people buy a house? Why do people who want to have a place to live in a stable place, but who only have one house, want to sell their house? Why don't those who haven't bought a house yet?
I think the people who care most about whether housing prices fall or not are none other than people who speculate in real estate, can they be ordinary people?
12
Yao Yudong
economist
Famous remarks:
Be sure to work until the end of your healthy life, and don't end your work without being paralyzed into bed
Take a look at the comments from netizens:
"Some experts are really bricks"
"Is this really an economist?"
"At this moment, I can't find a suitable word to describe these people"
"I can see that he is too comfortable to work"
The words of this expert seem to reduce a living person into a labor machine with no feelings, in this regard, I just want to say that you want to be a machine, you go, I refuse!
By the way, this expert also said that "extending the retirement age of women" and "opening a personal pension account can prevent children from gnawing on the old age, and preventing them from being remembered by their grandchildren", which is true that standing and talking does not hurt your back.
11
Li Yujia
General Manager of Strategic Research Center of TOP50 Real Estate Companies
Famous remarks:
There is no impact on the house price
The exterior wall is considered a common share, which can improve the quality of life of the house
Take a look at the comments from netizens:
"Since the impact is not great, why not cancel it?"
"What about the property fees, taxes, and fees, doesn't it matter?"
"You are a real estate expert, you are an important link in the chain of interests, don't come to express your opinions"
This expert, if I tell you that the expert has little impact on the people, and it is recommended to cancel it, are you not an expert?
Now that ordinary people have to empty their wallets to buy a house, and many places have canceled public pools, you don't have to worry about the hard-earned money you earn.
10
Ren Zeping
Economist, Ph.D
Famous remarks:
Lowering the legal age of marriage to 18 is conducive to the protection of civil rights and social harmony
Take a look at the comments from netizens:
"For the sake of traffic, he really dares to say anything?"
"Open your mouth to talk nonsense, and your suggestions are lacking in heart"
"At the age of 18, I just graduated from high school, and I am still a child, so I get married?
As we all know, people who get married nowadays have to consider more than one thing, accumulate some life experience, and then consider marriage is the safest way, no one will be stupid enough to get married just after graduation.
This Internet celebrity economist has been famous for his grandstanding all year round, and I hope that in 2024, I won't come out to brush up my sense of existence.
9
Liang Jianzhang
Head of the Board of Directors of Trip.com Group
Famous remarks:
The fertility rate has been increased by abolishing the high school entrance examination and shortening the duration of primary and secondary education by two years
Take a look at the comments from netizens:
"Let the children go, they're not going to be easy"
"Is this starting nonsense for the sake of population growth?"
"You're a traveler, can't you do a good job of your software?"
This expert is also an old acquaintance of everyone, and all kinds of classic remarks are endless, and he also said that he proposed to levy an unemployment tax on the unemployed, saying that it is not good for society if everyone lies flat.
In this regard, I just want to say that you are in good health in 2024.
8
I wish you all the best of luck
Professor of Beijing Information Science and Technology University
Famous remarks:
It is recommended to issue a "certificate of honor" for three-child families to disseminate the experience of multi-child families
Take a look at the comments from netizens:
"I'll give this glorious certificate to the experts."
"What's the use of the honor card?
"The post-90s, post-00s, will they care about this broken paper?"
"Doesn't it mean that if you give birth to only one, it won't be honorable?"
Sure enough, netizens are still sober in the world, whether we ordinary people need a certificate of honor or not, just decide for ourselves, experts, let's worry less.
7
Meng Xiaosu
Former Chairman of China Real Estate Group, Father of China's Affordable Housing
Famous remarks:
It is recommended that ordinary people take out one-third of their savings to buy a house, and China's economy can recover
Rising housing prices will contribute to the common prosperity of residents
Take a look at the comments from netizens:
"Yes, yes, you hurry up and take out the money to buy a house"
"If you have a mouth, won't the economy recover?"
"Do you think people have a lot of savings?"
"It's an expert or a liar, I'm not sure to say"
6
Horses drawn
Director of the Department of Respiratory and Critical Care of Shaanxi Provincial Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine
Famous remarks:
There are too few outstanding students in the "medical major", and the registration fee for doctors is low
The registration fee of a tertiary hospital can be generally adjusted to 50 yuan/person-time
Take a look at the comments from netizens:
"In the past, when the registration fee was low, why didn't I see anyone come out to talk?"
"As a doctor, I only think about making money, so why do I have to study hard to do this business?"
"Since they are all hospital directors, can you think more about the people?"
I don't understand very much, when did doctors want to make money and rely on registration fees?
Is it a good thing that raising the registration fee will only increase the burden on those who seek medical treatment, and then cause more conflicts between doctors and patients?
5
Party Shunwu
Famous remarks:
It is necessary to have the concept of lifelong work
Older people don't want to enjoy happiness when they retire
Take a look at the comments from netizens:
"I'm sorry, I just want to retire and lie flat"
"Expert, you really dare to say, it's a pity, we don't dare to work for life"
"Insight into species diversity"
"This happiness is given to you"
Sure enough, the consciousness of the expert is still high, so I will wait ten or twenty years to see if this expert is still working!
4
Yao Ning
Yao Ning, economist and chairman of 3HFIT
Famous remarks:
When young people choose a job, they should not just look at money
Take a look at the comments from netizens:
"I don't look at money at work, do I see if you are handsome or not?"
"I'm sorry, I worship money, I only work for money"
"I want to draw cakes for young people again, don't you?"
"Then who can help me when I have no money?"
I work to make money, and a job that gives a lot of money is a good job, and if you don't even want to give money, can it still be a good job?
3
Huang Youguang
Professor of Fudan University in Shanghai
Famous remarks:
It is recommended that oil prices rise tenfold
Polyandry is recommended
This expert is no longer a simple suggestion, it is simply bad, I hope you won't come out disgusting in the future.
2
Yan Xuetong
Dean of Tsinghua University, well-known scholar
Famous remarks:
The affairs of the country, the common people do not care
China does not need patriotic education
You dare to believe that this sentence came from the mouth of a dean of Tsinghua University, which is really outrageous.
Let's not talk about the major affairs of the country, there are already relevant departments to decide, and secondly, if a country can't hear the voices of ordinary people, can it still be considered normal?
1
Deputy General Manager and Chief Investment Officer of AVIC Fund
Famous remarks:
Young people are paid low because they are not capable
A lot of young people in the country, the current workload
In Thailand or Vietnam, people can do it for half your salary
User Comments:
"Why do we have to compare our wages with Vietnam, and dare to compare with Japan and Singapore?"
"Is it possible that the boss is not professional enough?"
"Graduate students have just graduated and their salaries are only 2000, are they also not capable enough?"
When it comes to science and technology, it is said that it is on par with developed countries and must surpass them; when it comes to wages, benefits and treatment, it is on par with Vietnam and Thailand, and young people are really miserable.
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In addition to the above, there are actually many "brick family" speeches that have not been listed, and you can add them in the comment area.
But since the beginning of this year, there have also been many good experts who have spoken for the people:
For example, the following is Li Yang, a member of the Chinese Academy of Social Sciences.
He said that China's consumption growth rate has been declining year by year, because:
(1) The income level of residents does not increase rapidly, and the price increase is higher than the income increase;
(2) The debt burden of residents is very high, and the debt repayment pressure is greater;
If we want to solve this problem, we should raise people's incomes.
There are also economists Pan and Lin, who angrily denounced Dong Mingzhu's view that "money is not important", and said that the essence of all work is to earn wages, which is not something that only young people have now.
Hopefully, in the future, individual experts and professors, suggest something practical and stop staring at young people and their pockets.