Today is a bewildered elephant king.
In the past few days, I have opened the circle of friends: ......?
Am I out of touch with the times again?
This man ...... Who is it?
I don't know who he is, but he broke into every corner of my circle of friends.
I'm sure you're just as confused as I am.
He first appeared in the circle of friends of my elementary school classmates, and I thought that his classmates looked like this now.
It's a lot older, but it's normal for us to be this age.
Later, I saw a buddy who was an optimist and posted this.
With the sad text, I thought he had his number stolen.
It wasn't until I saw that a group of people in the circle of friends had all posted photos of this guy, and I thought it was a virus in my mobile phone.
After reinstalling the system, the world is still him.
I'm definitely not alone.
Some people at first thought that the photograph carried a sad story.
As a result, he was stunned by the screen, you are all the same father.
What's more, I saw an old man suddenly appear in my daughter's circle of friends.
Immediately make up a year-old love that is not tolerated by the world.
I searched the mountains and seas, and finally found out his true identity.
This man is called Wen Huijun and is a short video Internet celebrity.
has the appearance of the post-70s, the mentality of the post-00s, and the hairstyle of Seraphine.
On the Chinese Internet, the elderly are called Lao Deng, and the young people are Xiao Deng.
And he was old and young, so he had a resounding title:
Nakato.
Big Brother has a total of three accounts.
In the morning, he was the instructor of the second subject of the driving school, and his stiff face was weathered.
No matter how serious a man is, there are moments of collapse in middle age.
Nine students took the driver's license test, eight students passed, and his son did not pass alone, and all the money earned was paid to his son for the make-up test.
As the saying goes, peaches and plums are all over the world, and they bear bitter gourds.
And by noon, he was a trend-setter on the Internet.
Taking off his driving school uniforms, he jumped subject three more silky than the subject two he taught at the driving school.
There is an infatuation that does not belong to his age, full of longing for the Audi A8.
You rarely see in a middle-aged person a state no less than that of a spiritual guy.
At night, he is the most heavyweight, he is the sad and affectionate Wen Huijun, responsible for outputting sad emo copywriting.
"I've been walking on thin ice all my life. ”
"We always think that by taking screenshots, we can keep something. ”
You may scoff at hypocrisy, but with his frowning brows and slightly dark eyes, it's hard to laugh at it.
The affectionate eyes are full of stories, and the sad sentences are reminiscent of the past.
What is it on the other side of the sea?
Everyone sang his proverbs, lifted the long-term seal of the circle of friends, and gave birth one by one:
Brother Bo Bing, Brother Youth, Sister Story, Sister Kanhai, Brother Shihuai, Sister Gao Pan, Brother Ruo, Brother Quiet, Sister Cold, Sister Sad, Brother in Front, Brother Dodge.
You said that there was no push behind Wen Huijun's photo swiping this time, I don't believe it.
But the circle of friends who can kill through all circles is difficult to explain with just a push.
Some people disagreed, and often pulled out "The Rabble", thinking that a dog in the village barked, and other dogs also barked, giving people the feeling that he had only read this book in his life.
Some people also say that the reason why Wen Huijun hit the hearts of the people is because Wen Huijun, who went to the day in three parts, cannot be said to be irrelevant to contemporary young people, at least it is exactly the same.
Working during the day, going crazy from time to time, and hiding in the quilt at night to cry secretly.
Isn't that what we're all about?
Seven days a week, nine personalities can be divided, each with a specific time limit, like Cinderella's pumpkin carriage, which disappears after twelve o'clock.
If you want me to say, the friends who posted this circle of friends may not all know Brother Wen's three accounts.
But maybe only when everyone in the circle of friends is posting inexplicable things, it will seem that you are not so inexplicable.
Some people are working hard to give new words, but some people are secretly saying what is in their hearts in the name of playing stalks.
Use Uncle Wen's photo, copy Uncle Wen's copy, and talk about his own thoughts.
In fact, I have a lot to say, but I am always afraid of becoming the laughing stock of others, and it is the appearance of stalks that gives people the courage to express their inner thoughts.
Some people say that Wen Huijun started the live broadcast and brought goods at the same time as he blew up the circle of friends last night, and earned enough money for his son's subject double exam, and we are all tools for him and the institution to make money.
But I don't care.
Because it doesn't matter what the other side of the sea is.
People always have to say goodbye to things they can't hold.
The bonds between us are as thin as cicada wings, so why bother to delve into them.
My life is like a donkey's pancake.