"2023 Annual Report on Part-time Jobs"
1. This year, you said "I don't want to live anymore" 8476593 times, and the final mortality rate was as high as 0%.
2. This year, you have secretly resolved 976 times to "resign when you come to the company tomorrow", but you still insisted until December and decided to wait until next year.
3. This year, you sent a total of 987654321 times hahahahaha, surpassing 96% of the country's class force, you think that your mood has become stable and gradually cheerful, but in fact, you have gone crazy.
4. The thing you have insisted on for the longest this year: swearing.
In the past, you may have scolded people because of your poor quality, but this year everyone you scolded deserved it.
5. Do you remember November 2nd, it must be a special day?
On this day, you came back from overtime at night and got off the subway to sweep 3 faulty shared bicycles in a row, and finally decided to walk home in a hurry, unable to suppress the physical exhaustion and inner grievances, and wanted to comfort yourself by buying a luxurious configuration of baked cold noodles with sausage and loin, but found that the boss of the baked cold noodles got off work earlier than you.
6. According to incomplete statistics, you were pulled into a total of 407 work group chats this year, and the number of replies to "OKK111" was as high as 7562 times, of which 5320 times were followed by tildes.
And set a record of using the PPT document for more than 12 hours in a day, opening the recruitment software 43 times during the period, and finally only making two pages (including the title page) of the historical record.
7. This year, you still maintain the noble single state of needing love at night but wanting to kill everyone during the day, and the most exciting bed exercise you have ever done this year is to change the four-piece set of sheets and quilts.
8. This year, I supported my boss, landlord, delivery person, and courier through my part-time job, please say to myself that I have worked hard.
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I put my hand into the long river of time, I really wanted to grab something, and when I opened it, it was a handful of years.
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Yes?
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During the company dinner on the weekend, Mr. Ma suddenly said to me: You are from Yunnan, I heard that before and after the Qingming Festival, the ancient tree Pu'er tea is going to be on the market, I am old, I have never drunk it, and I don't know if it tastes good or not.
Me: Mr. Ma, you are mistaken, I am from Liuzhou, and my coffin is well done.
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When I went to the police station to reapply for an ID card, I handed the household registration book to the police uncle, who immediately took out my ID card from the mezzanine of the household registration book and handed it to me!
This is too fast~
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You didn't take off the tag of your object's clothes~
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This is the cat with the strongest sense of business I've ever seen~
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