I have a friend who is a proper parallel trade, and it is really unexpected that he has been mixed up for many years, and I will write about his legendary experience in the first person!
Mixed for 5 years, in the IT field, the training class came out that year, the company came to recruit people, I have put it badly, because there is nothing at all, the tuition is paid in vain, the interesting thing is that the recruitment does not ask technical questions at all, just ask you career planning, I said I have no plan, I want to find a class, pay off the car loan, the technical manager of the recruitment said I am very real, I want me.
In the first month of joining the company, I was asked to read the development documentation. How can I do this thing, I didn't understand the addition, deletion, modification and check, and I was going to mix it up for a month to take the money and leave, but a month later, there was a project in the field that lacked business tests, and no one in the company was available, so let me go. After I went, I had a cool batch, five or six functions, login, registration, logout, etc., and wrote a test report, which was over. The personnel left the site, leaving me alone to teach Party A's people to use, eating and drinking there for half a year, and the business trip subsidy ➕ of 2,000 yuan per month was 10,000 yuan.
When I returned to the company after the project, the technical manager who recruited me had left, and I belonged to the people who were not managed, and I had been in the company for more than half a year, reading novels, watching TV series, and watching online classes, but I didn't learn technology.
In the second year, there is another project in the field, let me go, this project is more difficult, online loans, and login registration and cancellation of completely two levels, fortunately I usually have online loans, credit with credit repayment or something I know a little bit about one or two, interest is calculated with Baidu calculator, the test report is written, and I eat and drink in the field for more than half a year. The salary plus subsidy in hand is almost 15,000.
Later, when the epidemic came, the company's projects in other places could not be carried out, and I felt that it was not interesting to mix it up again, so I mentioned resigning, saying that I didn't want to go on a business trip, but the leader said that there was a local on-site project, and there was a shortage of people, so you can go......
Then I came to the current project, which has been a year and a half.
Claiming to be engaged in the Internet, IT senior technicians, in fact, I can't even write hello world, and the projects I contact don't need me to get started at all, so I just click on it and then get a handover report OK, and the strange thing is that there are never mistakes (maybe there are many mistakes but I guess they don't take it seriously).
Here are the updates –
I'm glad you liked my answer, and I would like to briefly answer some of the questions mentioned in the comment section.
Regarding my job position, when recruiting people, I was recruited for the requirements of development, but I was cut off halfway and asked me to do business testing, and since then I have been completely out of code, but after all, the training class has been exposed to it, and I have worked with colleagues who write code for so many years, and the simple code logic is still understandable set, database insertion values, value from the database, and other items can basically be copied and pasted and reused, so this type of work is not so difficult (registration, login, and logout).
The project of online loan is much more complicated, involving more content (computer majors should be clearer, involving more interfaces), not only the registration and login of users, but also the participation of many systems (what core, credit), so I will not repeat it. Everyone has heard of the 18-year-old fart 2 fart thunderstorm, and several platforms that I was lucky enough to participate in have run away......
Regarding the title given to me by the company, it depends on Party A's needs, Party A needs to test, then I am a senior test engineer, and Party A needs to implement (the words that appear in the comment area, we don't call it implementation, we call it after-sales engineer), then I am a senior software after-sales manager.
Here are the updates –
After the acceptance of the new system this morning, the person in charge of Party A said to let me write a system instruction manual, I took out the title of other items (similarity 95%), the content was slightly modified, it took 20 minutes, and I handed it over after lunch, and the person in charge said it was very fast, I thought it would take several days.
This manual is the instruction manual, for Party A's employees to use, especially simple, follow the screenshot steps, no need to use your brain, the result is still for me to go down to give them guidance. Taking advantage of the absence of their person in charge, several employees of Party A directly said, okay, okay, the meaning is right, we will say yes, and no one will use this thing when it is developed.
I:???
Here are the updates –
Because there is too much time to fish.,So there's really nothing to write about at work.,I was going to stop updating this post after I finished writing.,I didn't expect a lot of people to like it.,Just talk about the interesting things you encountered on a business trip.。
When I was stationed in a certain place in 20 years, a new colleague came to the company, sent by the Hangzhou headquarters, and the leader asked me to take him. This guy is very good at things, and I really don't have anything to teach him, so I take him to paddle with him.
This guy is from a province in the northwest, very strong, dark-skinned, and not handsome, but he is very talented in that area. When you get acquainted, you show off to us, and when you open your phone, you can see it, good guys, it's all social software. Now he's become our brother, and we're scrambling to ask him for skills, but you can't learn this thing.
The most sassy thing is that this guy still has a serious object.,He must check the post every night.,After checking the post at eleven or twelve o'clock.,WeChat steps are a pass.,Ran out to find a date.,Appeared in the unit on time at nine o'clock in the morning.,There's no trace of fatigue.,Physical fitness is really good.。
Some women are also having a playful mentality like her, and some women want to deal with other people, even if they know that they have a partner, they can't accept it......
Here are the updates –
What does it mean for someone to DM me to sell the account to him?
Finished calf comrades, today Party A asked for a stress test of the handover project, this thing feels more difficult than writing code, I asked our senior developer, he didn't get it, I'm a little panicked now, to send it.
Updated 2022.11.28 19:28
This stress test found two tools, a loadrunner and a jmeter, the loadrunner script spit out me, how to run unsuccessfully, or jmeter is a little simpler, but I still want to thank a former colleague who used to travel together, with his help, the stress test has been done, I really haven't written this report, what fps, what throughput, pinching numbness, Baidu a copy and then put a screenshot on it, handover, get off work!
20221201 updated at 14:03
A few days ago, the stress test, this morning held a review meeting, Party A's leaders are there, I am trembling, according to the test report a general reading, but I pretend to be calm, the surface is not alarmed, there is a person in the leadership who knows the goods, and knows all kinds of parameters, ask me, why is this throughput so small, everything else is tens of thousands, how is your throughput only more than three or four hundred, my development manager and I glanced at each other, he preemptively said, because this test environment and the production environment are different, and then what server memory, network environment and so on。
The leader nodded and said so be it, the current economic situation, it is estimated that there will not be many people using our system, and the throughput of three or four hundred is enough to meet the needs......
In fact, according to past experience, this system may not be used by anyone for a week!
Thanks to the dev manager for saving my dog's life.
20221207 updated at 23:55
There's nothing to write about, as always, paddling and fishing, just flipped through the WeChat work group, there are only 49 people, and I'm ranked 6th.
When I first joined the company in 18 years, the company was quite large, with more than 160 people, and the business was carried out impressively. At that time, the company's business spread all over various provinces, Shenzhen, Xiamen, Linyi, Beijing, Changchun, Taiyuan, Jinzhong, Shanghai, Wuhan, Tianjin, etc., and then there were fewer and fewer projects, only sporadic projects in the province, and the personnel naturally came down.
Many powerful colleagues have either been optimized or have taken the initiative to run away. Our company can be said to be a microcosm under the mask, as an Internet company, from the beginning of the wind and fire to the current dying and half-dead, I can also be regarded as a witness of China's Internet industry from the peak to the bottom (dog head to save life).
20221208 updated at 12:09
I sent an email today to tell me that I got a salary increase (laughing)
20221215 Updates
Recently, I was doing an iterative update of a loan project, and I used real identity information to apply for a loan in a test environment, and found an interesting phenomenon.
The excel sheet of our village's medical insurance payment was posted in the group, and I was well deficient in the lack of identity information, so I borrowed their information (not very good, but the test environment doesn't matter, the picture is convenient), the result: the older score card can't pass, the score is too low, the young don't meet the requirements, the post-80s are basically online loan blacklists, and even a post-90s is an Internet wanted criminal... Shocked me, is our village so awesome?
20221221 Updates
It's almost the New Year, I thought that there would be no projects to sit and wait for the New Year, but recently various old projects have been updated iteratively, counting, this year there are a total of 8 projects, and there are 5 that need to be iterated, in fact, they are all minor repairs and small changes. But I'm not happy anymore, it's not that small repairs and small changes can be fooled casually, for example, he said that the database needs to add a new field, then it may be necessary to go through the whole process again, which makes me very annoying, the recent project is fine, I'm afraid that a few months or more than half a year ago, I have long forgotten it, and now I want to iterate, isn't that going to kill me?
I'm thinking, they don't read the test report anyway... Why don't I change the date and send it back?
It's very interesting, involving a few projects that the core of credit needs their cooperation, and as a result, they are gone, they are all sheep, and they all go home to rest... I can paddle for another week.
20230102 Updates
It's sunny, I rested at home for a week, and I started going to work tomorrow. I overestimated myself, thinking that the project would not be carried out without me (my friends praised me), but I didn't expect that no one was looking for me at all.
I had a high fever for two days, and I told the leader that I was yang, and I took a week off, plus a three-day holiday on New Year's Day, and I had a full eight days of rest, and these eight days were an email, and I didn't have a WeChat account, although I was a bastard, but I was a little panicked, okay?
20230110 Updates
It's not live, it's approaching the Spring Festival, and everyone is ready to take a holiday. In the afternoon, I went to apply for a loan, and told everyone about the process, and when I received that kind of intermediary loan in the future, comrades should not go.
Yesterday, I received a loan officer from a bank in Hangzhou, saying that I could give a loan with 4 points of interest, and I happened to have a loan of 8 points that I had not paid off, so I thought it would be so cheap to try it.
When I arrived at the scene today, there was a sign at the door that said "XX Financial Services" (see the comment area for the specific name), and I muttered, didn't I say the bank?
Then an account manager came, asked me to show him the social security provident fund salary flow, etc., very professional, and finally ran out and said to give me a matching loan, and came back fifteen minutes later, saying: Match to 300,000 yuan, but to give a service fee of 5,000 yuan. I was not happy, saying that the loan should still pay a service fee, and I didn't have a loan, and then said that I would say that I needed it later, and opened the door and left.
You must have received a similar call, let you pull the credit, on-site processing, although the phone is under the banner of the bank, but belongs to the pure intermediary, as far as I understand, they say that the interest rate of four points in their mouth is not reached, and finally will give you a chance of five points or six points, plus service fees, can reach 8 points, but they may cooperate with banks or lending institutions, the interest rate to the intermediary is four or five points, and the interest rate to you is seven or eight points, and the difference in the middle is conceivable by who took it.
Honestly use the bank app for consumer loans, and the interest rate is only seven or eight points, which is also trouble-free. Today I wasted two hours running to the scene to handle it, and the comrades took it as a warning.
20230201 update late
How is the New Year's Eve comrades? I, Hu Hansan, came back to update, and had a 15-day holiday for the New Year, I thought it was a beautiful holiday, but I didn't expect the family to arrange a blind date, and it became a blind date. This year is more tiring than going to work, spending money like running water, red envelopes, gifts, gold, tobacco and alcohol, has hollowed me out, and I have to run here and there with my girlfriend every day, I still like the days of going to work and fishing.
It's been two days since I went to work, everyone understands at the beginning of the year, it's nothing, I deal with a few problems every day for a few minutes, and then paddling and fishing as always, today my mother-in-law called and said that the bride price should be given, and I exploded directly on the spot, and all the savings on my body were emptied, and I had to take out some online loans...
Updated February 3, 2023
Thank you comrades for your continued attention, this article will be updated from time to time to the day when I am optimized or voluntarily resign... However, the probability of voluntary resignation is a little greater, the mask is released, the company project is up, it seems that I am going to go on a business trip again, but I am about to get married, I have a hook, and I don't go to give more money (a little more or you can consider it), there is a clothing factory in my hometown, my uncle opened it, and I have always wanted to let me go to manage the factory for him, and I opened 5000, I said it two years ago, I was not very interested at the time, and now I have to think about it, my father also said that he was going to get married, and it is inconvenient outside, or go back to the village to give me 300,000 yuan to open a small supermarket... I didn't expect my dad to have so much money on him, so I had to find a way to cheat me to repay the online loan.
I've been a little busy lately, and I can't make any money when I'm busy, so I'm busy.
20230206 update late
Nothing happens,
Thank you again for your attention, likes and likes.
20230215 update in the afternoon
In the comment area, many enthusiastic friends persuaded me not to take out online loans, in fact, it is not the kind of online loans of small loan companies that everyone thinks, they are all regular bank consumer loans, marriage fees, borrow a little money first, and it will be paid off in a year or two, thank you for your concern.
At the beginning of the text, I said an interesting thing, when I went to Guangdong on a business trip two years ago, the company arranged for me to go to a bank as a test supervisor, the project leader of the bank had a morning meeting every morning, I was a late one, I wore headphones and bowed my head to play with my mobile phone during the morning meeting, I didn't know that the meeting was held, that scene was a bunch of people stood up, I sat there alone and lowered my head to tinker with things, and no one called me, and later told me that because of the lack of timely communication, I didn't know me...
In addition to Party B's test, the bank itself has its own test. The fun is coming, the test task is down, I test it first, and then submit it to the bank after confirming it, the bank's test team has seven or eight people, and we only have one test on our side, so somehow, I don't need it at all, after the code development is completed, I will directly let the bank's people test, I slowly become a dispensable person, which is equivalent to Party B (that is, my company) occupies a test place, and the bank gives an extra fee. After more than half a year, there was nothing to do, and the leader knew that there was no need to test, but because there was one more person and one more money, it was too late for the company to be happy with this kind of good thing, so how could I leave?
20230223 Updates
I really don't dare to write it.,I found that a lot of colleagues brushed up on this article.,I don't dare to update.,But I can't help but update.,Because you like to read it.,I'm very happy.,Take a compromise method.,Disrupt the order of events.,A flashback description...
Anyway, the last time the head of the company suddenly came back from abroad and called all the employees for a meeting, I haven't seen him come to the company for three or five years.
Gather the members of each project team, ask me a lot of development questions one by one, I said I am a tester, you can ask me business questions, I don't understand the code level. Then he asked me about the business, fortunately the business is relatively simple, I resolved it one by one, he suddenly pulled a person, said that their business will be carried out immediately, after the meeting you add a contact information, there is a problem you communicate.
It's impossible to add contact information.,Disperse the meeting and slip away.,If you need it, you can add me yourself.,When the time comes, the soldiers will block the water and cover the earth.。
20230313 Updates
I just came back from Xiamen, Fujian, and if I have any friends in Xiamen, I will go to Xiamen Rural Commercial Bank, the bank opposite Gulangyu Island.
It's an online loan project again, but this time it's not an interface test, it's a WeChat applet, a page test, I'm familiar with it, register and log in to repay the loan, from 9 o'clock in the morning to 5 o'clock in the afternoon, take a two-hour break at noon, live like home, very close to this bank, you can punch in bed, basically play a card at 9 o'clock, and go to work at 10 o'clock.
There's no need to write a test case here.,If you think it's OK.,Just say it in the group.,It's been half a month.,I'm going home.,Call me again if there's something.,I'm happy to go.,Don't take too long.。
20230331 update in the afternoon
Today, the year-end bonus of 10,000 yuan was issued, our company is more strange, the year-end bonus will be issued after the year, the amount is not large, and the monthly salary is used as the base, up and down.
It's not as good as the big factories that can't move tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands, and we don't have that strength, so we are content and happy.
Recently, the banking business has stabilized, and it is enough to sit and wait for the bank's business to greet you every day. I've filled in all the parameters, which interface the business says, I'll click on which interface, sometimes I don't have to work for a day, look at Douyin, brush Zhihu.
Recently, Zhihu has been productive, and comrades have time to take a look at the picture and have fun.
Boiled frogs in warm water.
20230412 update this afternoon
After waiting for a long time, I took advantage of the noon break to run out to do maintenance on the car, thinking that two hours was more than enough, and sold me a sludge cleaning, which was done until two o'clock in the afternoon. Murphy's Law knows, I prayed in my heart that I was okay not to look for me, I was afraid of something, I arrived at the company at half past two, and my colleague told me that the manager came up to me for a meeting ten minutes ago, in a conference room.
I hurried to the conference room, where a room full of big guys were in a meeting, and so was our technical manager.
No one paid attention to me, they talked about theirs, and I found a remote corner to sit and play on my phone.
The meeting of the large unit is to read the ppt, let us participate, and there is nothing to do, it is completely some business that has been determined to review again.
I'm sitting in the conference room right now, playing Zhihu.
20230427 Updates
May Day is going to be a holiday, the last day of work tomorrow, thinking that I can go back to the province early tomorrow afternoon to traffic jams, but today assigned me a task, not much work, can be done soon, but people have to be there, because the person in charge of the bank may want to ask you at any time, or may not ask you for a day, or don't gamble, it's better to be honest.
Last week, a colleague left, this week came a newcomer, the company recruited people very fast, the previous seller's market, recruiting people to ten days and half a month, now it is seamless. Newcomers have to bring, the documents are sent to the past to learn Xi ten days and half a month, and now it belongs to the project gap period (it seems that the gap period is more than half a year), when there is work to be assigned to him is still unknown.
I wish you all a happy May Day.
20230506 update in the afternoon
I am in Taizhou and am on a business trip today. Our company began to learn from Ubisoft's nesting doll operation, and a system was done well, and it was sold again and again.
In the past, I basically dealt with banks, and no matter how bad it was, I was talking about cooperation with large enterprises, and the fees were all at the level of millions.
Today in Taizhou and a health management company (the main business fitness) to talk about business, pull me up to them to do a system display, it is too simple.
The company wants to make a membership system, which involves registration, recharge, and consumption.
This thing doesn't need to be redone at all, just extract a certain part of the bank's function and modify it slightly.
Also, the driver in Taizhou is too beautiful to drive the high beam in broad daylight...
20230528 update late
Yesterday, Saturday, I went to Ningbo with my wife to attend the wedding of her college classmate and drove her car. In the evening, her leader called her and said that the leaders of Lishui County were going to inspect the construction site, and the contractor (my wife did the construction) personnel needed to be on site, and she happened to be the closest to Lishui, so she had to go.
I can't get up at six o'clock this morning, drive to Lishui, Hangzhou to Ningbo, and then Ningbo to Lishui, all of them are driving, a little emotional, and I quarreled with my wife, haha.
After arriving at the construction site, the county leaders did not come, and the local personnel (I don't know what the relationship is to engage in construction, and it is the contractor and Party A and Party B, anyway, these people are fat and big-eared, wearing a white hat to take a few photos at the construction site, and the hardest thing is the construction worker), stuffed an envelope for my wife, and then gave me an envelope as well, hahaha, they don't recognize the personnel.
Back to the hotel and open it, 500 per person, my wife said it was an appearance fee, are there any comrades engaged in construction, this line is so good, hahaha.
20230629 Updates
A lot of friends urged me to update the follow-up, I'm really sorry, the work is mediocre and uneventful, every day is two o'clock and one line, go to work and eat and sleep.
Tell me the story of a colleague.
The colleague who took him to fish with him mentioned earlier quit his job last year, found a new job, and directly offered him a monthly salary of 10,006, which made me greedy. The work involves monitoring software, the details are not clear, and the work is not heavy but overtime. This guy is very good, he has been working for a year and dislikes working too much overtime and doesn't want to do it, so he gets off work directly at the point, and he doesn't mention leaving, waiting for the company to lay him off, and finally lays him off, and he successfully got more than 30,000 yuan in compensation.
A few days ago, I changed my job, Hikvision's, and drove 10,008, but I heard that the overtime was very serious, so I saw if he could bear it.
Therefore, if you want money, you have to sacrifice time and energy, and if you want to be idle, you have to sacrifice money.
I also want money, I just chatted with the direct leader about this buddy, and the hint is that I will also add some points, I am "hard-working, resentful, conscientious", there is no credit and hard work, and there is fatigue without hard work, right?
20230703 Updates
Give a little touch of the fish shock
20230704 Updates
I talked to Brother Northwest for a while, the work is extremely boring, I write a daily newspaper every day, a weekly report every week, I am embarrassed to get off work before nine o'clock, even if I don't have a job, I have to leave after nine o'clock, because no one else has left.
If I go to the estimate, I will go crazy, what daily, weekly, monthly, can't the work be done, if I don't work for a day, I can still make up, if I don't work a week and a month, my daily work is to think about how to make up something to write a daily newspaper, isn't this pure and redundant?
I used to envy his 18,000, but now I don't envy him.
The last time the Taizhou management system project was developed, it is estimated that I will go there for a small errand these days, and try to stay for a few more days, after all, in the province, one more day of subsidy is one more day to earn one.
Steam Summer Promotion,Although I'm in debt,But I still bought a few 3A masterpieces.,I haven't played more than half of the ten games in Curry.,I've spent money on games.,I can't waste time playing games anymore.。
20230707 Updates
My wife's car was rubbed in the morning, and I blamed it first, saying that I would only rub it if I was affected, and the traffic police sentenced me to five or five points.
Let me reason with him tomorrow (mostly joking). I said I won't go: last time the neighbor quarreled with you to sleep, I went to theorize and then called the police, you blame me for making a fuss, this time I go to theorize and you will blame me again, I go to the pure superfluous?
Then she said: She doesn't care about me at all.
It's hard to get a woman.
20230719 Updates
My favorite job is to fry cold rice, frying back and forth for one item, adding one of this today, and deleting one of that tomorrow. The construction period is reported as five days, two days of development, two days of testing, and one day of acceptance. In fact, it was done in half a day. I don't think it's possible for the people in the bank not to know about this thing, it's just such a thing, but the two sides just know it.
There is only one loser, the partner, the real Party A.
Party A's personnel to dock is particularly interesting, how to achieve this function, teach him by hand, feed him in his mouth, what to write in each field and each parameter and what not to write, all tell him, and then he a little, hey, "transaction success"!
Gotcha, the five-day period has arrived, call it a day!
Late update 20230726
There is a big brother who gives me appreciation, thank you big brother.
Yesterday I came to a new job, but I didn't panic, my R&D colleagues first rectified, they understood, and then me, I didn't understand when I asked them directly, without the slightest pressure.
At half past three today, when the project manager was in a meeting, I sneaked away, and I bet on him to have a two-hour meeting. I drove my Passat and took my wife to Hangzhou Cuiyuan to eat a yellow beef.
My wife's salary is worse than mine, but it is much more stable than me, and this week I came to the provincial capital to study and Xi, engage in construction, and look like a civil servant, and get some continuing education every three or five times.
Yellow beef, the thief is delicious, not expensive, 300 yuan. The daughter-in-law pays!
20230805 updated Friday night
Happy Friday, everybody.
Feel the feeling of the assembly line, get off work late today, why, supplement the document. There are more things online this week.,It's not much.,It's miscellaneous.,For example, a certain function plus one minus one.,This kind of usually just make a sloppy eye and say that it's okay to change it.,As a result, on the last day, tell me to make up the document.。
The document is easy to get.,But what's changed??,I forgot.,I can only find it in the chat history.,Find one, go to the postman gadget to take a screenshot.,A month's workload.,Two hours to get it.,Of which, it's 1 and a half hours to flip through the chat history.,Half an hour to write a document.。
Just now, when I was editing Zhihu, the movie I collected in the browser was discovered by my wife on the computer...
Let's take care of the family matters first.
20230814 Updates
There is a new accountant in the company, and I can't tell the difference between the accountant and the cashier, anyway, I'm looking for her for reimbursement.
Good guy, the little girl who just graduated is not easy to get along with. Take the invoice to her for reimbursement and give me a face, just because I didn't arrange the invoice to her according to the date, then I am better at talking, and I will do whatever she asks.
A Xiaoshan demolition household next door was not used to her, and directly scolded her and cried, saying: The company invited you to let you be in charge of this business, you give me a black face, I owe you?
I don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade.
20230815 Updates
The project manager is really a good person, in the morning in the WeChat group crazy Didi, saying that the handover document is missing a few pieces of content, I am happy and panicked. The good news is that these people really don't look at the documentation carefully, because everything in it is an ancient product, copy and paste, and change the date, and I don't get the little content because it involves code changes.
Our manager doesn't look for me, and he adds that I can't sit here and play with my mobile phone.
Go downstairs and buy a drink for him.
20230823 Updates
In the morning, the bank's broken computer was not connected to the Internet, so happy, playing with the mobile phone openly, and now at 3 o'clock in the afternoon, I am still playing with the mobile phone.
Things at work have come to an end again, and in the foreseeable next month, there is no work at all, so I won't write about the fish for the time being, because there is nothing to write about, just playing with my mobile phone.
Tell a blind date story, I like to tell the content of blind dates too much.
In July and August of 21, my powerful father found me another girl. At that time, I was twenty-seven or eighteen, and the blind date was numb, like a marionette, you said that we would meet, and if you said that we would come to the door, I was still struggling before, so I had to ask a girl to meet first. I haven't seen anyone this time, so I went to the woman's house directly with the introducer.
It's so beautiful. The skin is like jade, slim and slim. Let's take a look at the chat history.
Blind date is a science, growing up in a blind date, before a girl said I was silent, then I took the initiative this time, how to sass. When I got home after the meeting, I asked her to watch a movie.
The movie theater grabbed her hand, and she didn't refuse, that is, there was a play.
After five or six seven or eight days of getting along, I held my arms and hugged my waist, and I was going back to work.
She asked me: How much do you earn a month?
I replied: Eight or nine thousand.
She said: I was eight or nine thousand two or three years ago, and now I have 15,000 a month.
I said: Awesome.
Then Balabala said his ex-boyfriend, I found that eight out of ten girls on blind dates will have early boyfriends, anyway, as a man, I don't like women's early boyfriends very much.
I asked her, that is not to think about the future, right, she said yes, the first time we met, you held my hand, I think you are too frivolous......
I thought to myself: You're holding my hand pretty tightly...
The small county town, it's really small, I don't see it when I look up, one day after the blind date with this girl, I suddenly found that she and I have another blind date from a village......
20230903 update late
I went to Shandong, I went to Shandong when I was 19 years old, and I was full of good feelings for Shandong people. At that time, it was in Linyi, to make a small website for a local state-owned enterprise, as soon as the plane landed, the company's reception staff pulled to the restaurant to invite us to drink, we were young and mostly young, not many of us would drink, and finally there was no way, those who would drink would make a box, and they would not drink another box.
In Linyi for more than half a year, the company gave us a meal card, but the strength of the brush, no money to give us charge, three meals a day to eat, Shandong's steamed buns are really fragrant, I eat two at a meal, two months of weight more than 10 pounds.
This small website was completed in more than a month, and then the so-called maintenance and personnel training were carried out in the later stage. In short, one word is cool, 9 to 5, two hours of rest at noon, Party A treats people sincerely, eats and drinks well, has no pressure, eats multigrain steamed buns, eats pancakes, looks better and healthier.
20230922 morning update
At the end of the trip to Linyi, fly to Hangzhou in the afternoon.
3 weeks felt too short, and I hope it will be a little longer. This Jinjiang Inn hotel in Lanshan District is too top, more than 20 square meters, big and spacious, 179 a night, three weeks.
The place where I go to work is 3 kilometers away from here, I take a taxi to work in the morning, take a taxi back and forth at noon during the lunch break, take a taxi back to the hotel at five o'clock in the afternoon, four tickets a day, I take a thick stack of tickets to the financial little sister for reimbursement, she must be going to give me a face again haha.
Linyi fried chicken is really delicious, the hotel's cigarettes are taken casually, and they are opened to the accommodation invoice for reimbursement by the company.
Many friends in the comment area asked me to tell the story of the blind date again, so let's have another one.
Three years ago, it was close to the National Day, or in Linyi, the family introduced the girl, 97 years of finance and economics, just graduated in Shanghai as a finance, the photo looks really good, and it is the type of little sister next door I like. didn't say anything, flew home and prepared for a blind date.
If I didn't meet, I would give me a dismissal, and let people convey: If I dare to go to her house alone, I will continue to develop again, and if I don't dare, forget it, saying that she doesn't like Ma Baonan. This is uncomfortable to listen to, giving people a feeling of being very strong and difficult to get along with, but I was blinded by beauty, thinking that I have been on countless blind dates, and I have never seen any scenes, so I bought Hei Liqun and Wuliangye and drove to her house, to meet this little girl.
As a result, her family opened a supermarket, and the cigarettes and alcohol were confiscated, so I took her to the mall to walk around and get along alone.
She is about 158 tall, not thin or fat, white and clean, and soft-spoken, which makes me feel like a spring breeze and fall in love instantly.
Now that I have proven my guts, I have naturally been given the opportunity to continue to develop. When she went to work after the National Day, she said that she was going to move in Shanghai, and the rented place was too far away from the company. Didn't say anything, drove Hangzhou to Shanghai, helped her complete the move, after the last bag of luggage was carried to her room, it was almost dark, we were both tired enough, she sat on the edge of the bed panting lightly, I sat on the stool and played with my mobile phone.
She asked me if I was tired and if I wanted to lie down and rest, I was surprised "ah", she didn't wait for me to say yes and lay down on her own, playing with her phone with her back to me, and then I...
The above is purely imaginary, after moving home, she invited me to dinner, after helping her clean up the room, there was a period of free time, the two of them sat separately, relatively silent, and finally I left, she sent me downstairs, I pretended to leave in style.
Until the eve of New Year's Day, I asked her several times how she felt about me, she didn't answer positively, she twisted and pinched, she was cold to her for a few days, and then took the initiative to come to me, the day before New Year's Day, I deleted her, although I liked it very much, but let go when it was time to let go, and the next one was more fragrant, wasn't it?
20231020 Updates
Long time no see, I'm still here. The last month is very free.,There's a small job this week.,The workload is not big.,Test a small interface.,I used to use postman to fill in the parameters directly without brains.,And then move your fingers to directly initiate a request.,This week the test environment can't be used for some reasons.,You can only write a test class through the eclipse tool to test the interface.,And then because of the change of desk.,I used to let my buddies next to me operate directly on my computer.,This time the left and right are people I don't know.,I'm embarrassed.,It also seems that I'm too good at anything.,I had to Baidu it.,Write a test class yourself. 。
The porter of the code, unconsciously looking for Baidu, finally finished, the local service starts, the parameters are filled, the right click run, the program runs, the transaction is successful, and it is over.
20231124 Updates
Recently, the project team was understaffed, so I found an outsourcing company and sent a young man over. The young man worked very quickly, and we were all very satisfied, just because the bank was going to expand its business scale and increase its manpower, so the people above wanted to dig up this young man, but they wanted to save money and didn't want to pay the dispatch company a buyout fee, so they asked the young man to resign and promised to give him an offer.
As a result, the young man successfully resigned, and the bank repented, saying that there was no need to add people, which was very embarrassing.
Wait for the result.
20231213 updated late
I forgot to report the situation to the comrades, the company still has a responsibility, even if the bank doesn't want people, there is no reason to send the young man away, and arrange a project to the headquarters.
It's almost the New Year, and the current state is to go to work and wait for the end of work, wait for the weekend after work, and wait for the New Year on the weekend, which is very long and boring. Then there is bad news, wages have not risen this year, what to do, comrades, the happiness of touching fish has dropped significantly.