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Little Girl: Mom, the kindergarten teacher told us to go to the gym first......

I have to say, big brother, you are really stable...... Big brother, you shouldn't have been this one in your previous life, right?

Niu: What's wrong with him? Broken brain? Shall I go up and comfort him......

How straight can a straight man be, the hint is so obvious, I didn't understand it, I really hate iron and steel!

I'm sorry, I really didn't hold back, all the merit of this laugh is gone, hurry up and brush up some merit......

Little brother: It's all about spending money to buy excitement, why should I have more stimulation from others? I didn't spend a penny more? I don't want this kind of special treatment......

has said that whether you are a doctorate, master's degree or a bachelor's degree, you are nothing at all in front of A-shares......

Beauty: No, you know too much......

Looks like I'm not hard enough on myself......

On the same day, the city's flavored shrimp was taken off the shelves overnight, and no one dared to sell it, for merchants, they were not afraid that you would order takeout, but they were afraid that you would come over for dine-in......

As long as the push-ups are done well, no one can tell whether I did it intentionally or carelessly, or if I was intentional and careless......

Big brother, you also need a handy piece of armor to do this, such as the following young lady:

All netizens have seen it, don't take an oath outdoors when you get married in the future, otherwise it will be easy to have an accident......

Isn't this getting rich~ I didn't make any money after wandering outside for a year, and I earned a car of money on the way home......

It's better to stop the uncle, it's easy to have an accident, say everything, don't die......

Big brother, I've heard of covering my ears and stealing the bell, and I haven't heard of hiding my face and hitting the door, don't think that if you can't see you and can't see you, you really can't see you......

Girl, you don't even need to analyze this micro-expression, you can directly see what you are thinking......

A good move Ling Bo microstep, the young man is very skilled, dare to ask the young man where he is......

The boss is quite creative, but please think about it, we are in the north, who has never seen snow......?

The ingredients are fresh at first glance, and they will marinate themselves to absorb the flavor, so this dish must taste good......

Judging from the expression of the beauty, her love brain should have been completely cured, and it only takes one action to change from a good brother next door to a good aunt......

You don't think he was only 9 years old at the time, but this son will become a big man in the future......

No, have humans evolved to drink water like this now? Why didn't anyone notify me......

Brother, I'm embarrassed, I'm sorry, I'm late, I'll drive it directly, I'll punish myself with three glasses first......

The boss is worthy of being the boss, and the brain is active, but are you sure that you won't be beaten this way?

The owner of the fruit shop moved overnight, just because he was afraid that you would go back to him with a knife......

Come to everyone for the whole work, all in spirit......

Child: Shall I go?

Good guys, just for this kind of service attitude, no college student can refuse this shop, it doesn't matter if it's delicious or not, what you want is to enjoy this feeling of being able to be a waste......

This time I'm really sweaty......

This expert is not professional at first glance, this is of course called a round bracelet, is it possible that it can also be called a square bracelet?

It can be seen that the main focus of the medical students' sports meeting is to leave no live mouth and no bad reviews......

Patient: Let me die, let me die......

Big brother: Do you want to say that I am qualified to sit on this pregnant woman seat and sleep?

Passerby: Kid, you don't know anything about fashion......

Child: No, you don't understand my grandmother......

If I fight him, in less than three rounds, I can get him on his knees and beg me not to die......

Little Girl: Lao Deng, you wait for me, and when I jump in your ward in the future, I hope you can remember today's events......

Both mobile phones and cigarettes can be understood, are there any netizens who can explain what that toothpick is for?

Now it's not just time to ignore you, it's time to go straight to the knife......

Niu Er looked up at the sun, I should get off work, and the rest of the work will be left to tomorrow......

The dog who was forced to open his business, everything was written on his face......

The next day the gym owner: Which little person can love to move my gym equipment?

This kid is amazing, I want to get to know your teacher, is that okay?

Tricycles: As long as you go to work, where is there that you are not crazy?

Bus Driver: It's much easier now......