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Ding Dong ~ Please check today's joy!
"Indulge in silky smoothness!"
One step at a time, rub on this smooth step~
Biden: "I feel offended......
"I've been waiting for the opportunity for a long time, brother go slowly!"
Pranks among friends:
Friend: "I really have to walk slowly in my head state now......"
It feels like it's not light, hahaha!
"Tug-of-war secret technique, crawling forward!"
There is quite a force of one person to resist the momentum of thousands of troops:
Are you still alive, classmate......
"The expression is in place, the game is in the C position!"
How do you feel that the teachers are more difficult than the students hahahaha!
"People are in Cao Ying, and their hearts are in Han!"
When there is a "mole" in your own team during the tug-of-war:
Child: "What blinded me?!"
"The sneak attack can't be successful, there are still a few floors!"
Panty man: "Brother, don't run, I have any color, you can pick whatever you want!"
Curious to ask, is it really not uncomfortable to wear so many underwear?
"It's too 'pants'!"
It's too hot, it's cool summer!
Dude, you can't wear pants that don't fit, don't you really feel embarrassed to walk on the street like this......
Passerby: "Big brother, you're wearing your wife's pants! You're going to vomit! No, really not!"
"Dorm shake the rock, shake it and have fun!"
How is it practiced to fight......
"Eighteen Arhats, who dares to offend!"
Bottom boy, is your waist okay?
I'm just waiting to see them roll over hahaha......
"Return of the Gods!"
At one point, I suspected it was upside down......
"Hand in hand, inward!"
One less person for this flower, thank you hahaha!
”喇叭姐妹花，少谁都得塌！“
There are people in the village who are performing arts:
Is this a trumpet or an acrobatic show......
"Give people roses, and there is fragrance in your hands!"
The most painful thing in the world is to go to the toilet but have no paper!
"No book is made without coincidence!"
Man in blue: "Oh no, it's ...... off"
"Perfect landing!"
When the skateboarder wants to show off his skills:
Guy, have you bought a wheelchair beforehand?
"Painless attack!"
How to interpret "it is better to harm others than to harm yourself"?
Enemy: "It's so painless! I really don't hurt at all!"
"Miscalculation, head stuck!
Che: "I'm going to stick a sticker with the owner, hehehe!"
"Win the game, lose the life!"
That one...... Is it really that fast......
"Dangerous transport phenomenon!"
Boy: "I TM...... Wait for me to come out and have you look good!"
"Dancing in the mud, stunning the old mother!"
When my mother came home from grocery shopping and found her three mud children in the mud, she was like:
Mother: "I gave birth to this black thing?"
"Salute first, then soldier!"
Mother: "The little cub still plays with two faces in front of your mother?!"
"Hat-to-play!"
The hat fell off, but not completely......
It's really a once-in-a-lifetime moment hahaha!
"Elated, the floor says yes!"
Photographer: "you, phew!"
Hee-hee, are you happy after reading it?
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