"The biggest landlord" Heishi carefully took a video, and then netizens blew up! "Now I believe that capitalism is over"!

Christmas is approaching, and major asset management giants have announced their annual holiday promotional videos. Blackstone, the world's largest alternative asset manager and known as the "world's largest landlord", is one of them.

On Friday, Blackstone released an annual holiday promotional video on YouTube and X called "Blackstone's 2023 Holiday Video: The Age of Alternative Assets," which resembles Taylor Swift's tour.

I have to admit that the whole video is well-made and obviously a big production, but the problem is that the performance is too embarrassing and has been ridiculed by the whole network.

Before the music began, a staff member said in the video:

We're using ChatGPT to find out what rhymes with EBITDA.

It can be seen that Blackstone is already seriously funny.

And it's true that there are no English words that rhyme with EBITDA.

Music played, and Schwarzman, the 76-year-old founder of Blackstone, global chairman and CEO, and other executives stepped out of a Volkswagen bus in shiny dance costumes.

Then the executives began to writhe their bodies and sing and dance:

This is the era of alternative assets.

We buy assets and then make them better.

This is the era of alternative assets.

Oooh oh!

Create with Blackstone!

Steve and Pete, who founded this agency (our founders!)

In eight or five years, they only had 400,000 (oh yes!)

Their dreams swell fast (to the top!)

Now a trillion dollars under management (a lot!)

We look for market megatrends,

Investing in life sciences,

Far ahead in the field of artificial intelligence investment,

Always know what to buy,

Take a look at our brand and pay attention to discernment, laal!

(Not to be confused with BlackRock)

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Although this is Blackstone's annual tradition since 2018, this time, Blackstone is a little disregarding the life and death of netizens.

Some X platform users are almost poking themselves in the eye, not believing how the dignified Blackstone could make an embarrassing promotional video.

Super embarrassing, it's weird why no one says "hey, we can't post this video".

It's probably the worst I've ever seen, and the big production magnifies the awkwardness infinitely.

Wash your eyes.

After watching this video, I hope for a hard landing.

Soon, Blackstone closed the comments on the video.

After watching Blackstone's promotional video, some media implicitly said that they didn't completely hate this video, "the introduction part is quite good".

But when they watched the holiday video released by Appollo, another asset management giant, they now "believe that capitalism is over." ”

Why the media is so amazing, please see VCR.

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