Text/Muqiao Jane
Edited by Mujo Janeko
Preface
When you think of our national treasure, giant pandas, do you think of them cutely and silly?
Especially when hanging on a tree and nesting together, it looks like a huge sesame dumpling, no wonder the national treasure likes to mention the nickname "dango", it is really not too cute.
However, have you ever seen a national treasure quarrel with someone?
Some time ago, some netizens posted a video of a giant panda and the keeper "angry confrontation", and after watching that picture, I almost laughed on the spot!
It turned out that a giant panda was taught a lesson by the keeper because it was too naughty, but he didn't expect it to be unconvinced, and stood up on the spot to "confront" the keeper.
Looking at its angry waist, it is simply a height of 1.3 meters and stands up to 1.8 meters. If he could talk, he would probably quarrel with the breeder.
However, our national treasure is not a vegetarian, and if you can't have the upper hand in your mouth, then you can get started.
Look, when the breeder continued to "chatter", the national treasure directly pushed him away with one paw, which was simply too domineering!
After the video was uploaded, netizens were laughed at by the cute and domineering appearance of this national treasure, and they began to play all kinds of stalks and make fun in the comment area again.
"It turns out that the panda can still stand up, and I've seen it for a long time. ”
"Not only will it stand up, but it will be angry with you. ”
Look at the posture and posture of the dumplings, isn't it really a human being inside?
Some netizens also paired "dumplings" and breeders with all kinds of funny dialogues:
Tuanzi: "What level of protected animal are you? Dare to stand and talk to me!"
饲养员：“我... 我... 我学名社畜。 ”
Panda: "A little social animal, dare to talk to me like this, do you still want a job?!"
Staff: "Let me ask you first, do you still want a bowl to eat?!"
Panda (snorting): "Look, if I lose this bowl, my mother will replace it for me, and a bunch of bowls are waiting to be fed to me." ”
Panda: "You figure it out, your job depends on me, now apologize to me, add 5 more wowotou, and I'll treat it as if it didn't happen." ”
Breeder: "Good, good. ”
Panda: "I want another pot of grandma, plus 3 small apples." ”
Breeder: "Have you ever heard of the emergency evacuation of outlaw fanatics?"
Tuanzi: "What's the matter? Do you dare to threaten this baby? Which of us eats who is not certain? Have you heard of my former famous iron beast?"
Breeder: "Isn't this a name, can it be called a threat?"
Panda: "What is your identity, you are here to yell at me! And you don't hear the glasses man say about emergency evasion, just your small body, when you meet my wild brothers and sisters, you don't have weapons and go directly to deliver food." If you have a weapon, it can't be identified as an emergency avoidance, then you're in for a big deal. ”
After watching these funny dialogues, some netizens sighed: It turns out that Kung Fu Panda exists, and the movie didn't lie to me.
This ball is really 90 pounds of weight, 80 pounds of backbone. Oh no, it's 190 pounds of weight, 180 pounds of backbone.
This ball is standing straighter than me, and when I stood up, I found that it suddenly lost weight!
This breeder is so ignorant that he sighed when he saw that he was angry with people and children.
Don't look at our tuanzi, who is only 1.3 meters tall when he stands up, he is definitely crushing the other party in terms of temperament and momentum.
Who made our identity expensive, it is a "national treasure level", it is so capricious!
"Haha, it's still crossed waist, does it have a waist?"
"You read it wrong, it's inserted into the armpit, commonly known as the armpit. ”
"You're both wrong, it's just putting your hand up. ”
Then another "honest man" spoke: I took a closer look, and the people in the group put their two palms on their shoulders, without a crossed waist, but because of their fatness, the fat on their waist looked like a crossed waist.
Oops, don't care if the dumplings are forked or not, let's name this cute and domineering little national treasure.
"It's called 'barbecued pork', oh no, it should be 'fork waist'"
Let's just call it "tsundere".
There are also female netizens who care about the "dress" of the group, saying that they wear a pair of boots, as well as its backless top, which is a very explosive existence in the bear world.
I have to say that netizens are simply all kinds of fun, if this is heard by other people's groups, they have to quarrel with everyone.
Some netizens saw that the giant panda was so fun that they even had the heart to sign up as a breeder.
But, family, our national treasure is cute, but it's not something that can be played casually!
No matter how much it drops, it is also a docile "large carnivorous bear", which is somewhat aggressive.
A few years ago, does anyone remember the incident of Gugu, a panda at the Beijing Zoo, attacking tourists?
Speaking of Gugu, it is also a well-known national treasure, and Mrs. America also took a photo with it back then.
Don't look at Gu Gu's usual naïve and cute attitude, he has a good temper, once someone touches its "bottom line", it will immediately "change its face".
In September 2006, a drunken man climbed over a railing and entered the giant panda zoo. Seeing that the panda Gugu was resting, he stepped forward to tease it, and the result was ......
When the panda Gu Gu saw that a stranger had broken into his territory, he immediately changed his previous docility and stepped forward to bite the man's calf.
At that time, the man squeaked in pain, and in a hurry, he bit Gu Gu back.
But the skin is rough and thick, even if he bites, so the result can be imagined, the man was bitten into the hospital, and Gu Gu just lost a handful of hair.
Later, after examination, the man was obviously a drunk after drinking too much, but out of humanitarianism, the zoo still paid for his medical expenses.
After this incident, the zoo added a high fence to the panda pavilion to prevent anyone from climbing into it again. Unexpectedly, another "warrior" entered the next year.
A boy who picked up rags jumped into the panda pavilion to deliberately find trouble, and shouted at the "danzi": Panda, I'm not afraid of you, I have practiced karate.
To say that this kid is really reckless, without investigating the identity of the "iron-eating beast", he stepped forward to provoke, is this not clear and sent to the door to be torn apart?
The result can be imagined, just as the boy opened his teeth and claws to provoke, Gu Gu pounced and bit his leg, and now the boy cried, and no longer dared to say that he had practiced karate.
Later, it was the other tourists who threw bottles to distract Gugu, and the boy was able to escape. Seeing that he was injured, the zoo also took care of the medical bills again.
In the following years, Gu Gu hurt people with the same background and similar situations, all because tourists trespassed on the territory of the giant pandas, which led to being attacked by pandas.
Alas, I have to say that when these accidents occur, I don't know if it is because of everyone's lack of awareness of pandas? Or is it because of the delicate appearance of the dumplings, which makes it easy to forget its nickname of "iron-eating beast"?
Although our national treasure looks very docile and good-tempered, it also has a nature and a wild nature. Rabbits bite when they're in a hurry, not to mention that they're big carnivores, everyone says, right?
Either way, these things are a warning to us. The panda is cute, we can tease, we can express our love for the group, but if you want to get close to it and tease it, forget it.
However, it has snowed in many places now, so let's build a panda snowman to play, it's still okay.
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