When everyone was a student, they envied the kind of scholar who had a particularly bright brain.
As soon as the math problems are done, I can memorize English words, I usually don't look at how to learn Xi, and I can go to Tsinghua University and Peking University casually for the college entrance examination.
Then all the way from undergraduate to master's and doctorate, whether it was the people around them or themselves, they thought that they were destined to not be able to endure the hardships of studying Xi in this life-
Until one day I became a parent, and then found out that my child was a scumbag.
Recently, "tutoring homework", the number one problem for Chinese parents, has reached new heights because of a post on social platforms.
A netizen was on the verge of collapse with three points of melancholy, three points of incomprehension and four points of frequency, saying that his family has a Nankai doctor, a Nankai master's degree and a Nankai medical undergraduate-
I can't understand the math problems in my child's first-grade homework book.
I thought it was a regular complaint, but I didn't expect a large number of complaining former school bullies and current scumbag parents to explode in the comment area.
This scumbag has lived so big, and for the first time, he is worried about the mental state of the scholar.
"The couple has 985 medical doctors, a 211 master's degree, and the result is that the child is the third from the bottom in the class, and he gets more angry when he looks at his homework in one day than he does in ten days."
Searching on the Internet for "Xueba's parents meet school's scumbag children", I have never seen this group of jealous geniuses show such a dense expression of helplessness.
@小满和他的博士老爸
In fact, a long time ago, Mr. Jin Yong had already used the setting in martial arts novels to refute the ancient rumor that "dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes".
Guo Jing, who learned to descend the dragon in a few days, and Huang Rong, who memorized the "Nine Yin True Scripture" by his brain, were able to give birth to a straw bag beauty like Guo Fu.
But a student who has been studying Xi smoothly since he was a child is difficult to accept, or can't imagine that his child is not like this.
It can only be said that the ancestral tomb also has to take a break once in a while, and it can't be smoked all the time.
Previously, Ding Yanqing, a doctoral supervisor at Peking University, used a video interview to blow the first clarion call for the suffering of the parents of school bully.
He read the Xinhua dictionary at the age of six, and has been known as a prodigy since he was a child, and his wife is also a graduate of Peking University.
Do you think that a child born in such a family, even if he can't catch up with the super high level of his parents, is at least a middle-class asset.
As a result, Professor Ding diligently tutored his daughter for a vacation, and finally found that her grades were "far from the penultimate place".
@半月谈
Although it may make Professor Ding unhappy, I even feel a little comforted when I see this video,
It turned out that in the matter of "watching children learn and Xi", Xueba finally stood on the same starting line as us ordinary people.
Perhaps humanity has inadvertently discovered an important secret to the stagnation of the evolution of species – in the long run, the genealogy of the gene sequence will always achieve mean reversion.
Therefore, the strong woman Zhang Lan will give birth to Wang Xiaofei, and the doctor of Peking University can also cultivate 300 points of scum, focusing on gene loss.
There has been a debate in the field of education about which is more important for human development, innate heredity or acquired education.
In the end, I found out that I didn't have to fight, and this matter may mainly depend on fate.
Otherwise, how do you explain that a pair of famous teachers and parents who graduated from Wuhan University and Fudan respectively brought out a bunch of Qingbei students in their careers, and even the worst students were admitted to 211.
In the end, my son's final exam score was 38, which was not as high as his own shoe size.
@圆圆闲不住
In fact, the "history of tutoring homework" is mainly divided into several stages.
The first stage is to learn to face reality.
On the short video platform, there is a couple of Russian scholars, my father can speak 5 Chinese, and my mother graduated first in St. Petersburg University.
When he first found out that his son had scored 28 points in the English test, he felt that the language center had been temporarily disturbed.
@维多利亚夫妇
"Who knows, family, I heard that my son went to the parent-teacher conference after taking the first exam in the class, and it turned out that he was the first from the bottom. ”
He was also invited by the teacher to read aloud the letter written by the child to himself.
I thought it was a made-up paragraph, until I saw two English words written on the crooked letterhead—
"Dear do"。
The scholarly father instantly switched to five Chinese languages in his mind and did not search for the source of fazer, and finally could only show an embarrassed but polite smile.
However, as a high-achieving student who is super receptive to new things, he quickly and smoothly entered the second stage of "crossing the catastrophe" - exerting subjective initiative.
After all, both husband and wife are language experts, and they don't even need to buy listening materials, and their parents read aloud directly to the answers.
However, just from the following test paper of listening to pronunciation and writing words, you can see that no matter how accurate your parents' pronunciation is, it is useless.
even cultivated a backbone for his son - on the way home, he kicked up a ball of English papers and shouted: "I want foreigners to die!"
As a pure foreigner descendant, this hatred of learning Xi can be said to be sharpening the knife to the ancestors.
Even the netizens who were originally happily watching the Xueba couldn't stand it anymore, and offered their comfort:
"Language has nothing to do with genetics, my husband has been speaking Chinese since the monkey generation, and my daughter still scored 20 points in the Chinese test. ”
To some extent, tutoring scumbag children's homework may be a bigger hurdle for parents of school bully.
When ordinary parents find that their children's grades are not good, they often resort to external forces: such as consulting teachers and asking college students for help.
However, high-achieving parents often not only have the need for chicken babies, but also want to maintain their dignity and authority in the field of knowledge.
Therefore, there is a great insistence on "in-person teaching".
Many Qingbei parents and master's and doctoral parents will have a sense of condescension when they pick up their children's primary school Xi book for the first time.
"The child said that I was different from what their teacher said, and I said that I was going to your school, and I was the leader of the math group, understand, what kind of onion is your teacher? “
However, it is forgotten that once a person has mastered a certain knowledge, it is difficult to think and understand others from the perspective of not having mastered this knowledge.
What is more tragic than the child born to a Ph.D. couple, who scored 21 points in the final math test?
It is a doctorate couple tutoring after a vacation, and the child takes the exam 15 at the beginning of school.
More than ten years later, the gifted students finally realized the pain when I learned knowledge.
A pass of counseling is as fierce as a tiger, and a look at the score is 25.
They who have been invincible in the exam world will eventually have the same feeling-
I envy Bai Suzhen very much, because she hid in the tower when she gave birth to a child, and when she came out of the tower, the child had already won the champion.
Some people find that the knowledge they easily Xi in their student days has sneaked away in the trials and tribulations of time and work.
@有趣的Charlene
The husband and wife have two 985 masters, and they found that they did not know the English words learned by their son in the kindergarten class;
My father, who was a professor at Huake, was so angry that he broke his defense on the spot because of a certain problem in the first year of junior high school, "What is the use of me reading books for decades!"
The spell of "Hurt Zhongyong", which has been hovering over his head since he was a child, finally hit the heads of the top students in a strange manner.
@向前走
A mother who was one of the top 10 liberal arts in the city and is now engaged in writing work confidently revised her daughter's third-grade essay one day.
As a result, the whole class passed, and only my daughter's essay was beaten back twice by the teacher on the grounds of "off-topic".
Why twice?
Because after the first version was beaten back and rewritten, she couldn't help but help revise it again - and it was beaten back again.
Of course, there are also some parents who have embedded knowledge in the deepest part of the cerebral cortex and will not forget it.
However, this does not mean that they will be able to "survive the catastrophe" smoothly.
Just like a strong father who scored full marks in mathematics in the college entrance examination that year, he tutored his children from elementary school to high school in many years of chickens, flies and dogs, and finally came to a bloody conclusion:
In fact, the most difficult thing to teach is elementary school math because you can't use functions.
Perhaps everyone has experienced the painful experience of not being able to do Olympiad questions to ask their parents when they were young, and as a result, their parents had to give you equations.
It's just that the parents of the top students will not only teach you unary equations, but also calculus, space geometry, and functions...... An ordinary calculation problem, I can't wait to associate all the knowledge points.
It seems that the old-timers pass on their skills, thinking that they can make the child break through the second pulse of Ren Du in an instant.
As a result, it turned out to be a madman, and half an hour later, I saw silent tears with blinking eyes: Dad/Mom, I still don't understand.
@新民晚报
In the end, these parents who were once invincible in the academic field had to admit that the term "art industry has a specialty" made a lot of sense.
Just like the Russian couple who can speak 5 Chinese, after tutoring their children for half a semester, they came to a painful realization: "It's better to ask foreign teachers for children, we foreigners can't teach foreigners." ”
The last effort for parents to maintain their dignity is to try to hide their educational level in front of the class teacher.
"I didn't expect that one day the Tsinghua degree certificate would bring me a void. ”
@游游哥哥上小学啦!
It is an objective fact that although a lot of knowledge is eternal, the way in which it enters the human brain is different.
Letting a student who has graduated for more than ten years teach a freshly baked scumbag child is equivalent to letting a speed skater teach figure skating -
The results may not all be right, and most of the time they will not.
Parents often complain that their children's homework is like a brain teaser, and simple problems are complicated.
"There are 8 people at a table, how many people can sit at 3 tables?"
Adults know at a glance that the answer is 3X8=24, but in the standard answer given in the textbook, the shape of the table and the situation of putting it together should also be considered.
@锦哥和睿宝
However, some primary school teachers pointed out that this kind of question is not actually a test of arithmetic, but a test of the ability to relate abstract numerical formulas to concrete realities.
It is already an instinct that does not need to be argued for adults, but it takes repeated training for children to truly understand.
Or to use a more understandable analogy – like most of us, even if we memorize the formulas of quantum mechanics, we may still not be able to understand what the wave-particle duality of light looks like in the real world.
@一年级
The same goes for language composition. In the standard of adults, a good essay depends on the process of argumentation and the way of thinking.
However, in primary school, only the smoothness of the narrative and the ability to structure the essay are tested.
Previously, a master of arts reported that he wrote a small essay for his child, but the reason why the teacher gave a low score was that there was no echo at the end, and everyone complained about the rigidity of the grading criteria.
It wasn't until a primary school teacher explained that the point of this assignment was not to add a sublimation paragraph, but to help children understand the importance of sticking to the topic in writing.
From a certain point of view, there is indeed some kind of mean reversion between the top students and ordinary people.
Not only Qingbei's father may have a scumbag daughter, but ordinary parents can also give birth to a school bully child.
It's the geniuses who are used to seeing geniuses overtaking in IQ corners, and now they finally find that there are still corners in this world where stupid birds fly first and God rewards hard work-
Those who are most good at tutoring children's homework are not the best in the college entrance examination that year, but follow the children step by step to learn again.
A netizen and a few colleagues with babies formed a "homework think tank", and the result was a "set of formulas" that could be solved, but the teacher asked to draw line segments of the primary school application question stuck.
Several students from prestigious schools reached a consensus on the solution to the problem, but the result was completely wrong.
In the end, it was his cousin who had average Xi grades but just happened to be in junior high school.
- The new brain is still better than the old one.
But in the end, the students and top students of famous schools also wanted to open it.
If there is still something in the world that even you can't work hard for, then you can only accept it.
I just want to smile and say to those of the same kind who have not given up on cultivating the next generation:
"Tell me when you will one day train your children to become talents, so that I can also see that education is greater than talent. ”