14 contestants and 12 bastards, this is also an action actor? Zhao Wenzhuo lost to Donnie Yen again this time
Do you believe in fate?
Do you believe that there is such a thing as an enemy of fate?
In history, Sun Bin and Pang Juan were classmates, but Sun Bin was framed by Pang Juan and tortured, and was subjected to inhuman treatment.
After fighting for half a life, he finally reaped the consequences, and Pang Juan killed himself.
In "Journey to the West", Zixia and Qingxia fought too fiercely in their previous lives, and the Buddha twisted them into a wick.
During the day, it is Zixia, and at night it is Qingxia, and the two share a body.
Even so, there is still a fight.
and focus on the Chinese entertainment industry, and then narrow the scope to the field of action.
There were only Zhao Wenzhuo and Donnie Yen.
In 2012, the two turned against each other because of their cooperation in "Special Identity".
Two powerful action superstars incarnated as big masters, one said that the other party's "drama bully" was arrogant and unreasonable, and the other said that the other party was "playing a big name" arrogant and lascivious, and the foam of mouth sounded the public opinion war.
This war even affected the entire Chinese-speaking entertainment industry, and everyone stood in line to fight happily.
Later, the truth of the matter was buried in history, and the secret rivalry between Zhao Wenzhuo and Donnie Yen continued.
If you act in a film, I will make a drama, and if you show affection, I will have a child.
Now that a full 11 years have passed, I thought that these two half-centenarians would not have any new sequels.
I didn't think about it, but recently I got on the bar again.
Here, Donnie Yen participated in the variety show "I Can 47" for the first time, focusing on a hardcore sport, inviting a group of athletes to compete on the same screen, heartily.
I thought it was an unpopular theme, but I didn't expect the popularity to soar and have a good reputation, and it turned out to be a small hit.
Over there, Zhao Wenzhuo's new variety show is on the back foot, and the theme is even more directly impacted:
In view of the hard power of "action performance", future action stars are selected.
are all action variety shows, and the two old rivals are on the bar again!
But the results are clear.
Compared with Donnie Yen's steady victory, Zhao Wenzhuo's new variety show overturned as soon as it was broadcast.
There is no other reason -
Under the banner of a sports actor, what he played was still the old trick of fried cold rice.
- "Who Comes"
"Who Comes" is the latest variety show launched on Mango Channel.
Let's look at the title of the show first-
"Action actor growth and practice reality show"
The introduction of the program is concise and to the point: "Gather 14 young people who love Chinese kung fu to study traditional martial arts, practice acting skills, hone action skills, start a kung fu duel, and select a new action student of the year." ”
Wow, the direction is very clear! It's hardcore! It's for the action actors!
Moreover, the program team also invited a number of inheritors of traditional martial arts from all over the country.
Yuejiaquan, Liuhe boxing, eagle claw flip, poke foot, Shaolin martial arts, Emei martial arts, there are six masters with hard power.
As soon as the six masters appeared, the tone was immediately raised to the height of a three-story building.
The three mentors of the program group are also very powerful.
The first is Zhang Weili, the female god of war of the UFC, the king of combat power.
The second is our action superstar, Mr. Zhao Wenzhuo.
The third is Ms. Hao Lei, who is responsible for the cultivation of acting skills.
Both civil and military, there is wood?!
Before the opening, the kung fu masters took a bite -
"Through movies and TV dramas, Chinese martial arts are spread. ”
And Zhao Wenzhuo also said——
To save the "generational crisis" of Chinese action actors!
This set of combo punches down.
I think the tone of the show should be obvious, right?
It must be to gather all your strength to find the next action star for China, absolutely hardcore!
Why can't this show put together Jiang Luxia, Xie Miao, Cao Jun, and Yuan Xiaochao, who are obviously playing very well, but the popularity is not enough?
If you can't do it, it's okay to invite Brother Gazi to show your hands.
And when my adrenaline was pumping and the anticipation was rushing through my head.
When I saw the lineup of 14 players, I was stunned.
The first place -
Xie Yilin
I'll start with a big OMG.
First of all, the action has nothing to do with her, she is a comedian.
At that time, he relied on "one-second declension" to explode the whole network, and then was selected by Guo Jingming to participate in the famous movie series "Little Times", playing Tang Wanru in F4, the main focus is a funny.
This is almost all of her acting experience.
And didn't this sister just give birth?
You're here to lose weight, aren't you?
And then the next one -
Song Muzi
Another comedian!
I hurriedly went back and glanced at the synopsis of the show, and it was right to choose an action actor.
This is not an action actor, not even a professional film and television actor, and was a member of the "Three Dogs" team in last year's "Annual Comedy Conference".
He is a stage comedian.
Comedians!
In the next one –
Shen Mengchen
OK, OK, good, good.
A famous host of Hunan Satellite TV, but the biggest work is "Du Haitao's hot search partner".
If Song Muzi can still get involved with actors, then she has nothing to do with actors at all, let alone "action actors"!
In his opening remarks, he was ashamed to say:
"I'm a host, I have less experience as an actor, and I'm actually a novice in martial arts. ”
So why are you here?
Is it because of its own variety show, is the announcement fee cheaper?
NextNext——
Kong Xue'er
A standard female idol.
Ok, ok, what else can I say?
Singer, girl group member, idol trainee.
12 years of learning to sing and dance in South Korea, 16 years in China to form a group, and later entered the entertainment industry, with a set of standard entertainment industry cultivation experience, and the works performed are "You are the sweet I can't quit" and "Dashing Beauty Light Makeup"...
You just search it, and you don't squeak when you search it.
When this sister first appeared on camera, she was still cute in front of the camera, and the action scenes were only limited to showing on her face, is this to rely on selling cuteness to kill the enemy?
Next!
Oh no, it's a couple——
Xu Dongdong & Yin Ziwei couple
After the former played the gangster "sister-in-law" in "Residual Sin", he has been playing various "sisters-in-law" in various Internet universities, and the best work in recent years is the love with Yin Ziwei.
After the latter played the gangster minion in "New Police Story", he has been playing the minion in various movies, and the best work in recent years is the love with Xu Dongdong.
Abbreviation, "New Money Grabbing Couple".
Well, despite their age, these two can at least be associated with "action".
And the rest of the actors, Wang Xingyue, Ren Hao, Zhang Sifan, Sun Chenjun, Wan Peng....
Don't say you don't know each other, and I don't know either, it's all some "coffee to be exploded" who are running around each other in various romance film and television dramas.
And the only one who can get involved with the action is estimated to be Shan Jingyao, who has been exercising for 8 months in the "Fengshen Training Camp".
That's right, it's Su Quanxiao, who turned around at the beginning of "Fengshen".
Who would have imagined that a variety show known as a "sports actor reality show" -
Of the fourteen players, there are only two professional action actors, Yi Yang, the fourth-generation successor of Ip Man, and Liang Biying, Taijiquan.
Cattle!
Sure enough, it was produced by mango.
What you play is to surprise with one hand! can always return the focus to the little fresh meat idols.
14 players, 12 Muggles.
is obviously an action variety show, but in the personal display VCR, there are even people dancing in the women's group dance.
The bizarre selection of contestants alone laid the foundation for the failure of the show, and with the start of the feature film, the other two big problems of the show were directly thrown into the audience's mind.
Orchestration and editing.
In the test of their debut, Kong Xueer and Wan Peng, two girls, even wore leather skirts and camisole shirts, and they didn't even understand the tone of the show.
Obviously, they need to defeat the examiner to pass, but they can't do any big moves, so they dance and fool around.
Seeing them pass, the three mentors were speechless, Hao Lei lowered her head and sighed, Zhao Wenzhuo and Zhang Weili looked at each other.
What are you guys doing?!
finally survived the appearance of the players, and began formal training without saying a word.
At the beginning of the first episode of the pilot film and the feature film, the program team inserted several wonderful mixed cuts, which were intended to tell the audience that the paragraphs of the physical fitness assessment were very exciting.
Coupled with the fame of the three mentors, I'm looking forward to seeing them meet the contestants for the first time.
As a result, the contestant just entered the field one second on the camera, and the next second he directly cut into the lens of the mentor's assessment!
There is no mentor introduction, no contestant reaction, and the camera in the assessment is directly cut.
I didn't even react!
Zhang Weili simply asked the fighters to do a few sets of UFC training moves, and Zhao Wenzhuo was the "promotion ambassador of the fist salute" for the fixed event, and then cut a few simple takedowns and passed.
It's over !
The feature films of these two action mentors are no different from the wonderful trailers, and the three or two shots are gone!
This is not double speed, it is simply a progress bar.
I doubt that the program team burned the material.
The first feature film has a total of 95 minutes, and the physical training section between Zhang Weili and Zhao Wenzhuo starts at 7 minutes and 11 seconds and ends at 18 minutes and 33 seconds, with a total of only 11 minutes and 22 seconds!
No, didn't we talk about sports actor variety shows?
So few scenes?
That's it, and a player was stunned to practice vomiting.
Then, starting from 18 minutes, Hao Lei came on the stage and began the third acting training paragraph.
I looked at the progress bar again, and the class went from 18 minutes to 69 minutes, which is 51 minutes.
Laughed.
I smiled at my grandfather.
A variety show that claims to select action actors, with 11 minutes of physical fitness and 51 minutes of acting skills.
Isn't this still an acting variety show?
Then, the familiar plot began again.
The young actors worked hard to perform embarrassedly, Hao Lei was unforgiving, some cried and some laughed, Song Muzi didn't even know what the performance meant, and staged a sketch.
In their busy schedules, they didn't forget to insert a CP, and said that the two of them exercised until 3 o'clock in the morning, and the performance was suitable for sparks.
Hey, it's 2023, and Mango Station is still playing this old routine.
The most outrageous thing is that there is a scene, I don't know if it is the devil's editing of the show, or the contestant's ability is too stretched, the whole work is concave for a long time, paving the mood for a long time, and in the end, it is only 20 seconds and 12 words and lines.
11 words of lines!
The barrage has been messed up by the program team.
It's rotten, who can put it over you.
What's even more interesting is that the most eye-catching in this acting class turned out to be Yi Yang, the fourth-generation successor of Ip Man.
The rest of the works are all embarrassing on the screen except for Wan Peng, and as for Xie Yilin, Shen Mengchen and others, they simply did not show them directly.
The action is not good, and the acting is not good.
What are you all doing here?
What is the program team choosing?
What the hell am I looking at?
After an hour, Zhao Wenzhuo finally returned, saying that the first assessment was Jackie Chan's "Drunken Boxing", and after he performed a drunken boxing performance, the program team actually asked them to choreograph a drunken boxing performance by themselves.
Make up your own drunken fist.
I wondered if there was a director for this show?
Did you drink too much?
Why don't you let the contestants shoot variety shows by themselves?
The whole variety show performance gives people the feeling that it is rotten, and whoever likes to watch it will watch it.
Well, I won't watch it, whoever likes to watch it will watch it.
Fortunately, after the first issue of "Who Comes" was launched, both word-of-mouth and results fell to the bottom.
As of press time, the Internet popularity ranked 18th, and it was silent.
And word of mouth is vigorous.
The bad reviews in the comment area covered the sky, I thought I could fight in the ring with "I Can 47", but I didn't expect it to blow up before I even played.
So it seems that there is no turning over.
It's a pity that throughout the whole film, whether it is Zhang Weili's uprightness, Hao Lei's conscientiousness, or Zhao Wenzhuo's gentleness, the three mentors are very likable.
It's a pity that the mentor lineup.
can only say Zhao Wenzhuo, let's pick the show in the future!
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