Time flies.
In the blink of an eye, it has been the first anniversary of the death of the old drunkard Yiyuan Bran.
Although the super drunkard who has always been very filial to the old man drinks almost every day, he has never forgotten his deceased father.
On this day, the super drunkard collected the car in advance and thought of going to the Jinquanling cemetery where his father was buried to go to his father's grave.
Soon after the death of the super drunkard's father, his mother Yan Guixiang remarried. In addition, his mother always stopped him from drinking, so he could be said to be a monk of Lu Zhishen to his mother - he didn't care about anything.
The super drunkard finished drinking with a few buddies, and it was almost dark.
So, he took two bottles of wine, a handful of incense, and four bundles of coins, and drove to the cemetery where his father was buried.
Halfway through, the sky began to cool down.
After a while, a middle-aged woman in a white dress and a black dress beckoned to take a taxi.
The super drunkard didn't expect that there would be business along the way, so he picked up the grass and beat the rabbit - a piggyback, and he immediately stopped.
The middle-aged woman sat in the co-pilot's seat and said to the super drunkard, "Master, go to Jinquanling." ”
After the super drunkard got off the car, the middle-aged woman said again: "Master, please hurry up, I must get there before dark, I can give you more money." ”
Hearing these few words, the super drunkard remembered a story he heard from a colleague last year:
It was a stormy summer, and when it was almost dark, a middle-aged woman got into a taxi, sat in the back seat, and said that she was going to Dongfeng Town (the first crematorium in Binjiang City). The driver, who had just finished drinking, wondered, "It's getting dark, what is she doing there?"
The middle-aged woman saw that the driver was hesitant, so she said to him: "Big brother, I must get there before dark, I will give you more money, you can send me over!"
"Okay. The driver agreed.
"But whatever you hear on the road, don't look back. The middle-aged woman made another request.
"I earn my money, and it depends on what people do. Hearing the middle-aged woman's amiable voice, the driver didn't think much about it, so he agreed to her again.
When the car drove about 1,000 meters, the driver heard a "click" sound on the back seat, and he felt a little scared, so he wanted to look back, but he thought about it again, he had promised people not to look back, so he dispelled this idea and continued to drive forward.
But everyone has this problem, and the more things they don't let them see, the more they want to see it. As he walked, the driver heard "Click... Click...", although the sound is very small, but it can be heard very clearly.
The driver finally couldn't take it anymore, so he looked back, and he saw that the middle-aged woman was playing with her head in her hands, and pulling the long hair from her head one by one.
The driver was so scared that he peed his pants. He stopped the car with a sudden brake, and when he looked back, there was nothing left in the back seat.
The driver was so frightened that he hurriedly drove back, and when he got home, he fell seriously ill.
"It's a middle-aged woman again, and you have to get there before dark, and you have to pay more!" thought of this, the super drunkard also got his pants wet, and the steering wheel in his hand was no longer obedient.
The heroic courage of the winery is the eternal creed of the super drunkard.
The super drunkard suddenly thought of the two bottles of wine he bought for his father's grave today.
So, he stopped the car, took out a bottle, bit the cap with his teeth, and drank half a bottle to the mouth.
The strange thing is that the middle-aged woman who was very anxious not only did not complain about him, but also glanced at him, and then said quietly: "Actually, I also loved to drink when I was alive. ”
"Before death?" the super drunkard heard these two words, and although he had the courage to drink, his heartbeat began to accelerate. He stole a glance at her, and felt that her face was like a blank sheet of paper, bloodless.
"They say that drinking hurts your body, but I just like to drink two sips. Sometimes I drink with my husband, sometimes I drink with my colleagues, sometimes I drink with relatives, anyway, I drank every three or five times before I died. The middle-aged woman said again.
The super drunkard was even more scared, he wanted to get out of the car and escape, but he didn't dare, for a while, He Xiangu wanted to go down to earth - the six gods had no master. Suddenly, he thought, "Ghosts don't eat fireworks in the world, so I'd better try her." ”
So, the super drunkard picked up the wine bottle, took two more sips, and then plucked up the courage and handed the wine bottle to the middle-aged woman: "Big sister, it turns out that you also love to drink so much, drink two sips, warm and warm!"
"No, I don't drink it, I can't drink it now, thank you!
The super drunkard listened, and although he started the car, his two hands were no longer obedient. He sneaked another glance at the middle-aged woman, and found that the black dress she was wearing was unexpectedly empty, and there were no legs at all.
He barely held the steering wheel with trembling hands, and the car began to circle the road.
"My life is on the line!" The super drunkard is like Du Shi Niang throwing himself into the river - desperate, he just wanted to stop the car and accept this cruel reality, and suddenly remembered his father, the old drunkard Yiyuan Bran, told him a ghost story.
Once, after a drink at a friend's house, it was late at night. He was walking home alone when suddenly a man dressed in white appeared from the alley, walking and jumping forward like a frog. Yiyuan bran wanted to dodge, but the man in white came in front of him in an instant, blocking his way.
One Yuan Bran looked at it intently, and the man's face was pale, and his long tongue was sticking out.
So, Yiyuan bran talked about historical materialism to the man in white, and he only foamed at the mouth. As he spoke, the man in white finally took the initiative to leave him.
The super drunkard thought, if this female ghost in the car really wants to harm me, I will learn from my father, teach him historical materialism, teach him atheism, and make her believe that there are no ghosts in the world at all.
The super drunkard thought about it, and the car had arrived at the cemetery.
The middle-aged woman asked, "How much?"
The super drunkard looked at the taximeter: "45 yuan." ”
The middle-aged woman took out a $50 bill from her bag and threw it at the driver's seat.
"No need to look for it. The middle-aged woman opened the door and got out of the car as she spoke.
At this time, the eyes of the super drunkard were always fixed on the middle-aged woman who had been walking towards the cemetery, and found that her skirt not only had legs, but also a pair of beautiful long legs.
At this time, the super drunkard begins to suspect that he is a sprouted garlic - too hearty, all he scares himself.
When the middle-aged woman walked into the cemetery, the super drunkard took a closer look at the 50 yuan bill she had given, and this look scared him like an old sow sifting chaff - shaking endlessly.
It turned out that the middle-aged woman had given him a dead coin.
By this time, it was already dark. Super drunkards don't dare to go into the cemetery alone anyway.
So he decided to drive back the way he came.
On the way back, there was a strong wind, then heavy rain, and thunder and lightning from time to time.
The wind, rain, thunder and lightning at this time reminded the super drunkard of one thing:
One night not long ago, also on this road, and it was also a stormy, thunderous and lightning weather, he sent two passengers to a village near the cemetery, and on the way back, a female passenger with very long hair stopped the car, saying that she was going back to the city.
After the super drunkard waited for her to get in the car, he increased the throttle and drove full speed into the city.
When she entered the city, the super drunkard asked her where she was, but she shouted twice, but she didn't hear the female passenger answer.
The super drunk looked back and saw that the female passenger was gone.
This frightened the super drunkard, who vowed never to go down this path again, but he didn't expect to repeat the same mistake today.
In fact, due to the heavy wind and rain that day, before the female passenger could get on the bus, the door was closed by a gust of wind. The super drunkard wanted to get back to the city as soon as possible, and when he heard the door closing, he drove away as fast as he could. But the super drunkard who doesn't know the truth always thinks that he has met a ghost.
The more the super drunkard thinks about it, the more scared he becomes, and keeps speeding up.
At this time, the wind was still blowing, but the rain stopped.
Suddenly, a hundred and ten meters away from the road, a black and white shadow fluttered towards the super drunkard's taxi.
When the shadow was only about 20 meters away from the super drunkard's taxi, the super drunkard slowed down and took a closer look: Oh no, the female ghost who took the taxi caught up!
The female ghost was wearing a white blouse, a black skirt, black hair, a face the color of lime, and a pair of eyes that shone green under the dim street lamp.
The super drunkard didn't dare to stop, increased the throttle, and went full speed.
The female ghost chased after her again.
The super drunkard drove forward desperately, driving 2 kilometers in one go, before he got rid of the female ghost.
When he stopped the car, he was already scared into a cold sweat.
"I'm really alive today," thought the super drunkard, "I have no grudge against that woman in the past, and I have no enmity in the near future, why should she harm me?"
The super drunkard thinks that the white ghost is the one who paid him in his taxi, so he wants to leave the road and find a place to hide. But he thought about it again: I am a human, she is a ghost, if she wants to chase me, it is useless for me to hide to the ends of the earth.
So, the super drunk continued to drive.
It turned out that the fluttering female ghost in white he saw was a young lady with a paper tie pulled on a funeral car, and was blown down by a strong wind on the way, first into a field of crops, and then when the super drunkard's car drove over, it blew into the front and back of his car, floating around like a ghost.
The car was about 5 kilometers away and it started to rain again.
When the super drunkard drove through a village and drove into a dirt road, he suddenly heard a knock on the car window.
The super-drunkard, who was already frightened, was even more frightened, and thought to himself: How can anyone knock on the window of the car while the car is moving? Only a ghost who walks up and flutters can knock on the window while the car is moving! Oh no, the female ghost has caught up again!
As he was thinking, there was another knock on the window, louder than the previous one.
The super drunkard turned his head with a numb scalp and saw that it was a young man dressed in white.
The super drunkard thought, "I'm really going down to the coal kiln on crutches today - pouring coal step by step (unlucky)." The female ghost has just left, and the male ghost has reappeared, is my lifespan really up?"
The super drunkard looked down at the speedometer: 60 mph.
He thought again: "I heard the older generation say that not only will the unjustly killed ghost block the road at night, but if they encounter a wrongful ghost who has been killed in a car accident, they will also race with the car, and if they catch up with the car, they will intercept it and kill the people in the car... Did I meet this kind of unjust death in a car accident today?"
He also heard that when he encountered such a ghost who died unjustly, he must not speak, so he gasped and did not say a word.
After a while, the man in white appeared in front of the car window again.
The super drunkard shuddered and rolled down the window, but never dared to speak.
It was the man in white who spoke: "Can you give me a cigarette?"
The super drunkard threw a cigarette out with a trembling hand.
After a while, the man in white was about to borrow the fire again, and the super drunkard's hand trembled even more, but he still insisted on throwing the lighter out.
After a while, the man in white appeared in front of the car window again.
The super drunkard thought to himself, "Today is death, and I will die too." So he boldly asked, "May I ask you, you, what else is the matter with you?"
The man in white said, "Your car has been running empty in the mud puddle for dozens of minutes, do you need help pushing it?"
At this time, the super drunkard woke up a little, hurriedly got out of the car to light a cigarette for the man in white, and took out a 50 yuan bill to express his gratitude.
The man in white waved his hand again and again, indicating that he did not want to be paid.
So, the super drunkard got in the car again, stabilized the steering wheel, and increased the throttle.
The man in white used all his strength to finally push the cart out of the mud pit.
The super drunkard was very moved, got out of the car, held the hand of the man in white tightly, and did not let go for a long time.
At this time, another taxi stopped next to the super drunkard's car, and the middle-aged woman who had been in the super drunkard's car stepped out of the car.
"Master, you made me chase me so hard!" said the middle-aged woman, "I'm here to pay you back the car money and apologize to you." ”
Super drunkards are like getting into a water curtain hole - confused.
The middle-aged woman said, "Master, because of my carelessness, you were frightened, and I am really sorry for you today!"
The super drunkard seems to understand something.
The middle-aged woman continued: "Master, I did two things wrong today, one is that my words were not clear, what I said before I gave birth to my baby, not before that life. Specifically, before I got pregnant, at that time, I always liked to drink, and after I got pregnant, I was afraid that drinking alcohol would affect the health of my baby, so I stopped drinking. After giving birth to a baby, I was afraid that drinking alcohol would affect the quality of milk, so I simply avoided alcohol. The second is that I put the dead money and the real money burned for my mother into a bag, but I didn't expect the dark money to be printed so realistically, I actually took it as real money and paid the fare! When I got to my mother's grave to pick up the dead money, I found that one was missing, so I hurriedly took a taxi to chase you. ”
After saying that, she took out the 50 yuan bill, carefully checked it several times, confirmed that it was genuine, and handed it to the super drunkard.
The super drunkard took the real 50 yuan bill and said sincerely: "It's worth it to be frightened when you meet a good person!"
Besides, the man in white is a long-distance runner, he originally went to his aunt's house in that village to play for a few days, but he insisted on running and exercising every morning and evening, and he was determined to improve his performance. That night, he was running around the village in a white tracksuit, but before he could run around the village, it rained heavily. He was about to go back to his aunt's house when he saw a taxi stuck in a mud puddle, so he helped the super drunk push it out in the rain.
It turned out that the man in white was sent by the Song Taizong to send charcoal in the snow - the urgent need to save people.
After thanking the athlete boy again, the super drunkard took the middle-aged woman back to the city and sent her home for free.
——This is the twenty-seventh chapter of Mei Yuan Yuexue's novel "Super Drunkard": Super Drunkard Meets Ghost
The novel "Super Drunkard", with very distinctive language and extremely exaggerated techniques, tells the legendary drinking life of a super drunkard who was born for wine and died because of alcohol. Those drunken stories are indispensable spiritual medicine for your pursuit of longevity.
"Super Drunkard" is based on relevant articles, reports, jokes, and even his own experiences that he has seen, heard, and searched on the Internet.
(The picture is selected from the Internet)