The 2024 Spring Festival Gala program "flows out": the director is sweating and has cried and fainted!

Some time ago, as soon as the 2024 holiday schedule was announced, it directly detonated the hot search.

The good news is: there will be an 8-day Spring Festival holiday in 2024.

The bad news: Chinese New Year's Eve is not a holiday?

As soon as this news came out, it was like a thunderclap on the ground, and for a while, related complaining jokes were also flying all over the sky.

Some netizens began to be stalked: Chinese New Year's Eve does not have a holiday, I told my mother, my mother asked me, "Is there you at this year's Spring Festival Gala?"

There are also netizens who directly provide materials for the Spring Festival Gala, and every year there will be a Chinese New Year's Eve to stick to work and make dumplings in a sketch:

The Spring Festival Gala program is scheduled: Comrades, let's make dumplings in the office together this year!

And that's not all?

Witty netizens have used their imagination and began to predict the Spring Festival Gala program, betting on the topic!

The opening remarks of the host Spring Festival Gala: Audience friends, are you off work?

In the Chinese New Year's Eve, the female comrades of the company wanted to go home, and the male comrades came out to persuade, and then smashed dumplings together in the company.

In addition, there is also the application of the formula of "making dumplings": family conflict + emotional resonance + sudden turn + conflict resolution + dumplings!

2024 is the Year of the Dragon, and the Spring Festival Gala may not appear "dinosaurs carrying wolves"

If an old artist pretends to be young, I will really smash the computer.

I can already think of the Spring Festival Gala sketch that has a dog that causes conflicts among neighbors, rice millet, I know, what kind of rice is this Hakimi?

Question: I don't have k, chicken beep you, my surname is Shi, I dig and dig in the small garden, conspicuous bag, pure love warrior

The last sentence should be, what is the I person? What is the E person? We are a blind date and an IE family.

Wait, with the outflow of netizens' Spring Festival Gala predictions, the director of the Spring Festival Gala may be sweating and crying!

After all, netizens' predictions are not "groundless".

In the past, the Spring Festival Gala made stalks, and now the Spring Festival Gala rubs stalks, and it is still hard.

The audience is inevitably a little disappointed, so in recent years, the Spring Festival Gala has seen the performers laughing awkwardly on stage, but we have a serious and silent expression.

didn't wait for the broadcast to end, and the entry "Spring Festival Gala Tucao" would explode.

One after another unsightly programs were "scolded" on the hot search in turn, and netizens were so speechless that they just wanted to give 5-star bad reviews.

Let's not talk about it, let's talk about the "three worst shows" in 2023:

Yu Zhen and Sun Qian starred in the "quarrel type" sketch "First Sight Photo Studio" must be ranked first, there is a specialization in the art industry, star actors are on the stage, and the output of a noisy and shouting meal makes the audience annoyed.

And Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue's language programs, cross talk "My Changes", silenced people who don't understand cross talk and those who understand cross talk.

Who would have thought that the final laugh of the whole cross talk performance would be "Zhang Ruoyun eats chicken" and "Sun Yue is like a double-door refrigerator"?

He Guangzhi and Xu Zhisheng and other four-person "round table talk show" "Give Me a Minute", the dry stalk became like chewing wax.

Even Xu Zhisheng, who was laughed at because of a pinch of bangs, was embarrassed and couldn't save the show from failure.

All in all, the public's evaluation of the Spring Festival Gala is "not as funny as a year".

Many programs are separated from the grassroots people, find some traffic stars and well-known actors, circle them behind closed doors, and completely do not understand what the audience wants to watch on Chinese New Year's Eve.

And language programs are always rubbing some hot stalks, which is annoying.

Think about it before, "Palace jade liquor, one hundred and eighty glasses", "Haiyan, you can have a snack", "Big cotton jacket and two cotton pants, the inside is sheepskin, and the outside is wrapped in cloth" "The pig hit the tree, the tree hit the pig"

"Ah, Bai Yun, Heitu apologizes to you, come to your door, please open your eyes and see how pitiful I am, how can you and I repeat yesterday's story today, can I still board your broken ship with this old ticket?"

"Why is he numb? You chop also numb, your head is big and your neck is thick, you are either a big man or a man."

...... It's not that my text can pronounce speech, but the previous Spring Festival Gala program was too good, and the older generation were making stalks on the Spring Festival Gala, but now it is popular to "rub stalks".

So don't blame netizens for their "poisonous mouths", and some even strongly asked the director of the Spring Festival Gala to cross out the programs predicted by everyone in the small book.

Xiao Nan really hopes that the director of the Spring Festival Gala can take a look at these, the voice of the public:

Try not to rub the stalk, don't make jokes.

Don't let the star act in the sketch, and hand the sketch to the serious sketch actor, otherwise it's like acting, and it's not funny at all.

Also, don't be an old educator, everyone has been busy for a year, Chinese New Year's Eve wants to watch the Spring Festival Gala, the most hope is to be able to watch the show and laugh for a while, relax and relax.

Just like Mr. Zhao Benshan once said, "In fact, the biggest theme of the Spring Festival Gala sketch is happiness, your work can't educate people, 365 days have been in the process of this education, is it useful for you to educate him on this night?"

The biggest theme of the Spring Festival Gala is - happiness!

When it comes to the Spring Festival Gala, which Spring Festival Gala predecessor do you miss the most? What other hot stalks and social concerns do you predict will be combined with the Spring Festival Gala program? Let's talk about it.

Text: Nanyue Entertainment (The picture comes from the Internet, invaded and deleted.) ）