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"Little sister, don't wear sunglasses the next time you take a selfie, your secret will be revealed," ha...

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I didn't believe it at first, but he really could fly!

"Little sister, don't wear sunglasses the next time you take a selfie, your secret will be revealed," ha...

Ask for another line

"Little sister, don't wear sunglasses the next time you take a selfie, your secret will be revealed," ha...

It's good to be young, just sleep

"Little sister, don't wear sunglasses the next time you take a selfie, your secret will be revealed," ha...

What the hell, I've been watching it for three hours, and I don't understand it

"Little sister, don't wear sunglasses the next time you take a selfie, your secret will be revealed," ha...

Stumbling towards you!

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It's too hard, can you do it?

"Little sister, don't wear sunglasses the next time you take a selfie, your secret will be revealed," ha...

Pack your bags, the football team will pick you up tomorrow

"Little sister, don't wear sunglasses the next time you take a selfie, your secret will be revealed," ha...

Eat pancakes with fruit

"Little sister, don't wear sunglasses the next time you take a selfie, your secret will be revealed," ha...

Which of the following trucks is moving?

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Uncle: Still as handsome as when I was younger

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Shame, shame

"Little sister, don't wear sunglasses the next time you take a selfie, your secret will be revealed," ha...

Why is it weird to play chess with friends?

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One is strong in technology, and the other is eight characters!

"Little sister, don't wear sunglasses the next time you take a selfie, your secret will be revealed," ha...

Turn on airplane mode!

"Little sister, don't wear sunglasses the next time you take a selfie, your secret will be revealed," ha...

It's already like this, and you still want to learn how to surf like everyone else.

"Little sister, don't wear sunglasses the next time you take a selfie, your secret will be revealed," ha...

master

"Little sister, don't wear sunglasses the next time you take a selfie, your secret will be revealed," ha...

What will you do

"Little sister, don't wear sunglasses the next time you take a selfie, your secret will be revealed," ha...

How do you answer?

"Little sister, don't wear sunglasses the next time you take a selfie, your secret will be revealed," ha...

What do I want to call a store in the middle?

"Little sister, don't wear sunglasses the next time you take a selfie, your secret will be revealed," ha...

"Little sister, don't wear sunglasses next time you take a selfie, your secret will be revealed" hahaha

"Little sister, don't wear sunglasses the next time you take a selfie, your secret will be revealed," ha...

Today I will share two funny stories to make everyone laugh

First story:

From childhood to adulthood, ducklings always proudly swim in the lake, considering themselves the most intelligent animals in the lake. One day, the duckling decides to explore on his own and embarks on a journey through the forest.

The duckling set off confidently, but soon got lost. It walks around and doesn't know which way to go. When he saw the rabbit, he hurriedly asked, "Excuse me, which way should I go back to the lake?" ”

The rabbit smiled and said, "Little one, you are the smartest animal in the lake, and you are lost?" Look around the tree trunks to see if there are any flies, and if you find flies, you've found the lake! ”

The duckling listened and said happily: "Okay, thank you!" So it started running around the trunk of the tree looking for flies. Sure enough, instead of spotting the fly, he fell into the mud.

The duckling continued to walk in frustration. When he saw the monkey, it ran for help. The duckling asked, "Excuse me, which way do I have to go back to the lake?" ”

The monkey thought wisely for a moment, and said happily to the duck, "Look at the snail over there, he keeps crawling to the lake, you can follow him back to the lake!" ”

The duckling happily ran towards the snail, but as time went on, he found that the snail was too slow for him to keep up. Eventually, the ducklings gave up on this "smart" approach. Finally, in the time of the duckling's despair, he saw the clever old fox. The duckling hurriedly called for help, pleading, "Excuse me, which way should I go to get back to the lake?" ”

The old fox smiled and said to the little duckling, "Little duckling, do you see the tall tree?" As soon as you walk towards that tree, you will find your way home. ”

The little duckling was relieved to hear this. It followed the old fox's instructions to find a tall tree and returned to the lake without incident.

This story teaches us that sometimes when seeking help in a difficult situation, it is necessary to listen to different opinions while maintaining your own judgment and choosing what works best for you.

Second story:

One day, several vegetable thieves suddenly appeared in the farmland of the village. They took advantage of the darkness to sneak into the farmland and prepare to take fresh vegetables with them.

The first vegetable thief sees a jar of fruit and greedily wants to take the whole jar. However, he found that the jar was too heavy. He pulled hard, and the jar slipped out of his hand and shattered. He could only be disappointed and leave empty-handed.

Another vegetable thief saw a field of eggplants. He was greedy and wanted to pick all the eggplants. So, he picked up the basket and began to pick the eggplant. However, he didn't expect the eggplant thorn to stab his finger. He screamed in pain and finally had to give up.

The third thief saw a piece of cabbage and wanted to steal it to cook. He carefully plucked a few cabbages and put them in his pocket. But when he turned around, he found that his pants were getting heavier and heavier. It turned out that his pockets were already stuffed with cabbage, and he could only staggered home step by step.

The four vegetable thieves saw a melon field. He thought the melons here must be delicious, so he decided to go back and try them. He saw a particularly large watermelon and was greedy and wanted to pick it up. However, the strength of the vegetable thief is not enough. Despite his best efforts, the watermelon could not move an inch. In the end, he could only leave with regrets.

The fifth vegetable thief saw fresh carrots. He thought it was easy to steal, so he quickly dug up the carrots and put them in the basket. But when he was about to leave, he found that the carrots in the basket kept moving. He is taken aback and discovers a mischievous rabbit hidden in the basket. In the end, he had to put the rabbit and carrot back together.

This story teaches us that acts of greed and stupidity ultimately lead to failure and punishment. Honesty, diligence, and honesty are the keys to success.

The girl on the other side was a little embarrassed. Please tell me how can I break it?

"Little sister, don't wear sunglasses the next time you take a selfie, your secret will be revealed," ha...

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