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Anyway, my little sister and her husband had a quarrel recently, and in a fit of anger, I went back to my parents' house in a hurry. Before leaving, I unceremoniously threw down cruel words to my husband: "If you kneel and beg me, I won't come back!" "Hey, my little sister is domineering!
In the evening, just when I was excited, my husband sent me a picture with the text: "I bought a duck head, a duck neck, a flower nail, and a crayfish, it's too spicy to eat." At that time, I didn't say a word, I immediately picked up the phone and said to my mother: "Look at me when I'm not at home, how ruined he is, I have to go back and clean him up!" ”
Oops, this husband, what an unconscious guy! Does he think he can please me by buying some good food? This strategy is too low-level, isn't it? I decided to teach him a lesson and show him that I wasn't something to be messed with!
So, I pretended to be calm and called my husband with a smile: "Honey, you want me to go back like that?" The husband replied with a little grievance: "Wife, I really want to apologize and surprise you, but I didn't expect you to really not eat this set!" I deliberately sighed: "Oh, husband, what do you know?" How can you guess a woman's mind? ”
My mother listened to it happily, and she hurriedly came over to help: "Boy, are you too unromantic?" How can you touch the heart of our little sister? You've got to learn from other people, like—" My mom continued mysteriously, "For example, if you're going to be like Iron Man, when you call her, there's got to be a huge robot behind her!" I couldn't help but laugh: "Mom, you're thinking too far!" ”
My mom looked at me seriously: "Also, those cars in "Transformers" turn into robots, you have to drive the car in front of her, and then they automatically turn into handsome robots, do you say shocking?" I almost laughed when I heard it, this analogy is so hilarious!
I thought to myself, my husband is just unreliable, how can he compare with these amazing characters? I suddenly had an idea, I was going to teach him a lesson!
A few days later, I suddenly returned home, my husband was startled, he looked at me with a smile on his face: "Wife, you are back!" I know it's wrong, and I promise I'll never you off again! The corners of my mouth hooked up an evil smile: "Hmph, do you think buying something delicious will solve the problem?" Then you couldn't be more wrong! ”
For the next few days, I used cold violence on my husband. Every day when I eat, I only care about enjoying the food for myself, and I don't even look at him, so that he can feel the power of my "ignorance". When I cooked, I secretly put some chili peppers in the dishes I cooked for him, so that he could feel the flame burning on the tip of his tongue. When I was doing the laundry, I deliberately dyed his underwear pink to make him feel that "men can be cute".
Unconsciously, my cold violence against my husband gradually evolved into a dramatic effect. He began to take the initiative to apologize, trying to save my heart, and gave me a rose every day, as if he was performing the Monkey King Huaguoshan in "Journey to the West". He also learned to cook in the kitchen, wanting to show his strength, just like "Little Farewell" in the TV series.
Finally one day, I received a special gift, it was a delicate box, I opened it and saw that there was a pair of inflatable dolls inside, which read: "Wife, I have been begging you on my knees for a long time, and you are finally back!" I couldn't help but laugh out loud as I looked at this hilarious gift.
I turned my head to look at my husband, bit my lip, and finally said, "Oh, husband, it seems that you still have some potential!" ”
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