I've seen a lot of power banks, have you seen nuclear power banks? Have you seen a lot of charging a power bank for a day, and you can charge a mobile phone for 200,000 years?
This is Linglong No. 1 nuclear power bank! We proudly introduce:
Isn't it going to be Double 11 soon? The national team Taobao store of the central enterprise is also in a hurry to open, state-owned assets Xiaoxin (the official media of the State-owned Assets Supervision and Administration Commission) will be a new batch of "big country heavy weapons" on the shelves of Taobao, this batch of treasures on behalf of China's intelligent manufacturing as many as 16 models, all priced at 999999 yuan, of which the first is Linglong No. 1 nuclear power bank!
1. Origin of the name: Linglong No. 1 is designed and manufactured through modularity, so it is very convenient in transportation and installation, representing the future development trend of small reactors. However, the power will be smaller than that of large reactors, and the area and scale will be relatively small, with a diameter of only 30 meters. In this way, it is more flexible in the location of the user, which can be called a nuclear mobile power bank.
2. Functional capacity: Although the people are small, the capacity is large, with a power generation of 125,000 kilowatts and an annual power generation of 1 billion kilowatt hours, which can meet the living needs of 526,000 families and supply power to more than 1.6 million people according to the calculation of one household and three people. If you have installed it in your home, your city is basically enough! --They will thank you for your wise choice and generosity!
3. Market scene: In addition to generating electricity for your home, Linglong No. 1 nuclear power bank also has a broad market space, including industrial process steam, district heating, seawater desalination, etc., of which seawater desalination is of particular significance, give us an island in the South China Sea, according to 75 megawatts of electricity per day, it can produce 48,000 tons of distilled water every day, not to mention drinking, swimming is sprinkled with water!
Such a good thing, the technology is new, the functions are strong, and the application is wide... Double 11 preferential price, the discount is as high as 1/5000, are you sure how many units will come? With it, you're the prettiest boy in your city! With it, there's no need to worry about power outages anymore--- as long as you can live for 200,000 years!
Jokes, at present, this batch of big country heavy trucks, but the state-owned Xiaoxin wants to be sassy (let it snort, we like this kind of sasser), all of which are not for sale. It is marked with "only display can be added to buy, not shot".
Well, praise for the progress of our great motherland and praise for the research and development personnel of the great country. Friends, if you could really buy it, would you buy it? Any other improvements? Everyone is welcome to leave a message!