Small official (comment: a small word, has been praised and deprecated, this irony is interesting, the reader will smile in his heart)
Tai Shi Mou Weng, forget his surname, (comment: Pu Zi randomly made up one) in the daytime, there is a small halo book, from the tang. Horses are as big as frogs, and people are as thin as fingers. (Comment: Pu Songling is fun, suddenly playing villains, with the Western British a person with what name wrote a travelogue of four countries, which has a villain country) small honor guard with dozens of teams. An official crown soap yarn, embroidered, shoulder to shoulder, one after another went out. (Comment: I don't know what image Liu Bang, Xiang Yu is in the eyes, Qin Shi Huang) The public heart is different, and the suspicion of sleeping eyes is blackmail. (Comment: Interesting, psychological description) Suddenly saw a small person return to the house, carrying a felt bag as big as a fist, and even built under the bed. (Comment: Interesting, out of nothing) White words: "The owner of the house has an unashamed manner, and he pays tribute to Taishi." (Comment: Interesting) Words have been said, opposites, that is, not chened. Shao Jian laughed to himself: "Scratching the micro things, thinking of taishi is useless, it is better to give the villain." (Comment: If you don't laugh when you read this, read other books.) These people were ridiculed by Liaozhai and portrayed into the gods) too Shi Zhenzhi. Gladly take it with you. After that is no longer seen. (Comment: The divine dragon sees the beginning but does not see the end) Unfortunately, he is too hungry in history, and he has not been questioned. (Comment: Leave room)
This article is a text out of nothing, it is Puzi bored to make up a story, of course, there is irony, there is a moral. Later, Puzi also made up a giant country, which is also interesting.
Hu Sijie
Shangsheng Taishan people, living alone in Qingzhai. (Comment: Tarzan also appeared in The Chat) will be on autumn night, the Milky Way Gao Geng. (Comment: Wing Dong Po word is the best) The bright moon is in the sky, wandering in the shade of flowers, quite reverie. (Comment: Nothing more than thinking about that aspect) Suddenly a woman came over the wall and smiled: "How deep does Xiu Cai think?" "Born to see, Rong Hua is like a fairy." (Comment: Sure enough, it is a face-watching person) Surprise rushed in, extremely poor. (Comment: This guy, crazy student) said to himself Hu Shi, the third sister. (Comment: Fox also) asked him to be the first, but laughed. (Comment: Puzi is lazy and unwilling to say) He will not ask questions again, but the phase period will always be good. (Comment: Men's requirements are not low) Since then, there has been no vain night. (Comment: Puzi's dream, the dream of men in the world) One night and the life of the knee lamp curtain, born of love, look forward to it. (Comment: Sure enough, it is the person who looks at the face) The woman laughed: "What is a concubine?" "I regard Qing as a red leaf and a peach, although I don't even look tired of it at night." (Comment: Man's mouth) The third sister said: "Concubines are ugly, so Meng Qing hopes so, if you see the fourth sister of my family, I don't know how to reverse it." "Life and benefit are pouring, hate does not see the color, long toss and please." (Comment: Sure enough, it is a disciple of Long Wangshu)
The fourth sister came with the fourth sister. (Comment: Puzi knows the psychology of men, the psychology of listeners, and satisfies everyone) Nian Fang and Zhen, lotus powder dew hanging, apricot blossom smoke, Yanran smile, charming. (Comment: Like a lotus flower, like an apricot blossom) born ecstasy, lead to sitting. (Comment: Saliva flowed out) The third sister laughed with sheng, and the fourth sister only led the embroidery belt and bowed her head. (Comment: The more you don't speak, the more moving, at this time silence is better than sound) Before the third sister said goodbye, the sister wanted to follow the line, and the life was not released, Gu Sanjie said: "Qingqing is annoyed with the unanimous voice." (Comment: Bad guy, like Wu Someone) The third sister smiled and said, "Crazy Lang is in a hurry!" The younger sister stays less. The fourth sister was speechless, and the sister went away. The two of them were ready to rejoice, so they drew their arms to replace the pillow and poured out their lives, and there was no hiding. (Comment: Puzi is really entertaining herself, writing articles to make herself satisfied) The fourth sister said that she was a fox, and she was attached to its beauty, which was not strange. (Comment: The men are bold, and they are fascinated) The fourth sister said: "Sister is vicious, karma kills three people, and there are no one who is confused." The concubines were spoiled, could not bear to see the demise, and died early. (Comment: Scary, Puzi rings the alarm bell) Fear, ask for a place. The fourth sister said: "Although a concubine is a fox, she can get the immortal Fa-rectification, and when the book sticks to the bedchamber door, it can be eliminated." (Comment: Between women, the hands are also hated, and where there is any friendship, it is all profit. Jun can see Xu Ke's Green Snake) Sui Shuzhi. Knowing that the third sister came, he saw the rune but retreated, saying: The son of a has a negative heart, loves the bridegroom, and does not remember the lead man. The two of them have a long share, and Yu does not have a vendetta, but why bother? (Comment: Still considered the beauty of adulthood) is to go. For a few days, the fourth sister was suitable for him, about overnight. (Comment: I don't know, how Puzi made it up)
It is a day-old idol going out to look out, there is a mistletoe forest under the mountain, and a young woman is born in the wilderness, which is also quite charming. (Comment: This man is a lustful person, seeing the young woman, and moving his mind) Recently, he said: "Why does Xiucai have to fall in love with the Hu family sisters every day?" Canals cannot be given away for a penny. (Comment: Puzi himself will laugh) that is, to teach the birth consistently, that is, "First hold the return to the good brew, I will bring a small dish to rejoice with the king." (Comment: If a man is led by a rope) he is pregnant with money, and he is as he was taught. (Comment: Men are stupid) Young women to fruit, put a few burnt chicken, salty shoulders one each, that is, draw a knife and cut into a stomach. The drunkenness is teasing and the cheerfulness is unusual. (Comment: Puzi was whimsical, and he drooled) and then extinguished the candle and went to bed, and the fox was very emotional. (Comment: Is this woman a man or a ghost? Is it a fox? Since the beginning of the ming, Fang sat at the head of the bed, grabbed the foot and shrugged it, and overheard the voice of the person. Listen, has entered the curtain, then Sister Hu also. At first glance, the woman fled in panic and was left in bed. (Comment: Weak heart) The second daughter said, "Sao fox! How dare you sleep with someone! (Comment: It turned out to be a fox) chased after it, moving and returning. The fourth sister complained: "If you don't grow up, you can't get close to the fox!" (Comment: This scolding, the reader does not know how to think) so sad to go. The third sister was relieved from the side, and the fourth sister was slightly relieved, so that they were as good as ever. (Comment: Foxes have personalities)
One day, a Shaanxi man rode a donkey to build a door, saying: "I am looking for demons, and the bandits are in the morning and night, but they have been obtained from now." (Comment: Again) The biological father is different from his words, and the source of the news is different. (Comment: The old man still has wisdom) Said: "The little man is full of smoke and waves, travels in all directions, stays for more than ten months, often leaves Sangzi for eight or nine years, and is killed by the demon cup." He who mourned and swore to seek it and destroy it. Traveling thousands of miles, without a trace, now in the King's house. Do not cut, when there is a successor to my brother and the deceased. (Comment: Confess clearly, hatred is deep) When born and daughter secret, parents are slightly aware of it, hear the words of the guests are afraid, and extend into the practice of the order. (Comment: Sure enough, it moved quickly) out of two bottles. On the ground, the spell was long, and there were four clusters of black mist, which were thrown into bottles. (Comment: This man's spell is high, good, four is not many) Ke Xi Yue: "The whole family has arrived." "So the mouth of the bottle was wrapped in a pig's neck, and the seal was very solid. (Comment: Pig this thing is used.) Thinking of that year, we used this as a ball) father is also happy, insisting on staying for dinner. (Comment: Good, in addition to the fox has merit, when eating chicken legs, drinking spirits)
Feeling pitying, he eavesdropped near the bottle, and heard the fourth sister say in the bottle: "Sit idly and can't save, why should you be negative?" (Comment: How does the fox know) The business is moved. The seal is sealed in a hurry, and the knot is unsolvable. (Comment: Readers also know bad things, but Puzi deliberately wants to be incomprehensible, tortuous, interesting) The fourth sister also said: "Besur! But put down the flag on the altar, empty it with a needle, and give it out. (Comment: It is so) born as it is. Sure enough, a trace of white qi came out of the hole and flew away. (Comment: Missed, unfortunately) Guest out, see the flag hanging on the ground, big surprise: "Hidden! This must be done by the prince. Shaking the bottle and listening, he said, "Fortunately, one of them died." This thing does not die, but it can be forgiven. "Don't go with the bottle." (Comment: Miao, the later text will be interesting, Xiu Cai let go of the fox, and General Guan let go of Cao Cao, all of which make people infinitely regretful, which is to capture the psychology of the listener. There will be something wonderful about the rest of the article. Later, he was born in the wild governor's maid, and Haruka saw the fourth sister sitting under a tree. (Comment: The encounter is a song) born close, holding hands to comfort. (Comment: Born color heart heart no) and said: "Don't be the last ten easy Spring and Autumn, now the Great Dan has become." But Si Jun's thoughts were not forgotten, so he asked again and again. (Comment: This fox does not take revenge? Desire and borrowing. (Comment: It is also considered to be sentient and righteous) Female: Concubines are not what they used to be, and they should not be dusty, and then they should see their ears again. (Comment: The love affair is over? I don't know where it is. For more than twenty years, he was born to live alone, and saw the fourth sister from the outside, and he was happy and happy. (Comment: A few decades, sigh) Female: "I am now listed in the Immortal Book, and I should not live in the world again." But feeling the affection of the king, the special report is withdrawn. You can punish the aftermath early, and don't be sad. Concubines should be ghosts and immortals, and there is no suffering. (Commentary: The Fox Immortal of Affection and Righteousness) is to leave. To the day of the fruit of the death. (Comment: The life expectancy is still not high, and it is not written that this person was later admitted? Shang Sheng is a good friend of his friend Li Wenyu, and he tastes it with his own eyes. (Comment: Add a sentence to show that this thing is true, in fact, it is a story, and the listener thinks it is true, and he is deceived. ）
Puzi hopes that more women are sentient, beautiful, lovely, gentle to men, and meet men's needs.
Throughout the article, the man seems to be playing with soy sauce. In the world of Chatting, Li, women have a high status and appear more.
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Cozy (modern poem)
Sit under the eaves
Rice in front of you
Rolling hills
Golden sunshine
Snatched by seedlings for a lifetime
Concentrate into rice
Like an empty head
Receive exposure to the sun
I'll take the whole skin
Soak in the shadows
Only one bare foot was cocked
Go for a taste of the autumn sun