Once my husband's sister told me that when she gave birth for the first time, after the baby came out, she called her mother (my mother-in-law) to give birth, and her mother said, oh. His sister asked, aren't you coming to see me? Her mother said, I can't be idle while cutting rice, tomorrow. His sister said that I would be discharged from the hospital tomorrow. Then her mother went to the hospital to take a look and went back to cutting rice.
I was so shocked that my eyes were about to fall.
My mother-in-law secretly took away my IV bag, which was also a gift from my husband when I was pregnant. I thought my bag was stuffed into some wardrobe, so I didn't look for it again. Later, when we both went back to our hometown and saw my mother-in-law carrying my speedy25, we were both stunned...
Mainly because I couldn't find the bag at that time, I called my mother-in-law to ask if she put it away for me, and she said she didn't see it.
In the first year of my father-in-law's cancer, my husband didn't tell his old couple, my father-in-law didn't know, just thought that I had done a gastrointestinal operation, and then, this year, my mother-in-law was quite moist, and my father-in-law's fever could not stop her from drinking wine at the party with her old classmates, and they always quarreled this year.
This is the premise.
I discussed with my husband and had to tell my mother-in-law that if she hadn't been too inattentive to her father-in-law.
So, during my father-in-law's second year of hospitalization, my husband told him bitterly, "Dad has cancer." ”
My mother-in-law sat at the dining table and didn't speak for two or three minutes, and as soon as she spoke, I almost couldn't hold back my pleasure when I passed by her.
She was particularly affectionate, similar to the rhythm and tone of poetry recitation~, saying: "Ah! What a happy and happy year we have had this past year! (Note that the speech rate is slowed down here)
After 9 o'clock in the evening, the mother-in-law sterilized her panties in the microwave!
My husband and I went downstairs for a walk, forgot to bring something, went upstairs to get it, and when I came in the door, I saw my mother-in-law in the kitchen, sneakily. The gentleman went over and asked the mother-in-law what she was doing? The microwave oven that the mother-in-law blocked with her physical effort. The gentleman asked the mother-in-law, what is inside? The mother-in-law said: nothing! The gentleman said: Nothing is what? So what are you doing in the microwave?
Because my mother-in-law especially likes to buy health care products, my husband is afraid that she will eat indiscriminately, so I asked my mother-in-law to turn on the microwave. The mother-in-law grinds and turns on the microwave. The gentleman took out the thing and saw that it turned out to be a pair of washed wet underwear!
Truly unforgettable! One day not long after I was weaned, my mother-in-law picked up her clothes to tempt my daughter to "come to grandma's place to breastfeed", when I looked at the white flower's big and round chest and my brain was blank, and the daughter in my arms was babbling while wanting to pounce, and quickly hugged away, and my daughter's eyes were still staring at her grandmother's chest. Later, I told my husband about this, and he was also confused...