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Sayings：
Here's the thing. A few days ago, a groggy afternoon, a strange hot search made me suddenly energetic:
#猴哥和八戒的感情#
I know that your pure eyes will not feel that there is anything wrong.
Journey to the West, brothers, pure buddies, right.
What I saw was that "little couple" was on the hot search! My unpopular CP has finally become the top stream!
To prove that I'm not talking nonsense, let's simply lay out some evidence.
The whole network has been laughing at them for years. The fan videos on station B are much older, and the names are extremely arrogant:
"Nerd is Your Lie"
"My own pig and pig own pet"
"Please, who do you think my old pig married on that day in Gao Laozhuang?" 》
Everyone in the comment area was dumbfounded:
"My speed is 108,000 miles, how long will it take me to meet you."
If you look closely, all the details of their relationship are in line with the template of a romantic emotional story.
The only time Brother Monkey made a mistake with the Golden Eye of the Fire Eye was because of the Bull Demon King's transformation into the appearance of the Eight Jies.
After all, "How can I look at the eight precepts with the golden eyes of fire?" ”
Goku is caught, and Bajie calls everyone who can be called in this life.
You watch some real couples in film and television dramas, how similar they are.
If you don't fight, you don't know each other, and you like to scratch your legs when you fight;
They also like to pull each other to touch their hearts without panic.
Shocked, do you also feel a little wrong?
In our CP session, there is a custom, when writing articles, we will type tags: #year#, #love#, #strong#, #double standard#...
Today, I will use 8 tags to prove to you how good we pig monkeys really are.
Other CPs have, we pigs and monkeys have them.
Knocking on everything will only make you happier.
#专属昵称#
Let this level 10 CP player show off his skills first.
What is the most important thing about CP? Particularity.
To paraphrase the lyrics: "We are each other, special people." ”
A pair of good CPs have to be different from others in terms of title.
Zhu Bajie shouted the sand monk, and there was only one sentence in the whole play: Junior Brother Sha.
Zhu Bajie shouts Sun Wukong, including but not limited to: Monkey Brother, Senior Brother, Brother, Good Brother, Bow Ma Wen...
Gee, you carefully taste this "good brother", the title is full of emotions, sometimes even a little like coquetry.
Sun Wukong called the sand monk, and there is only one sentence in the whole play: Junior Brother Sha.
Sun Wukong shouts the eight precepts, including but not limited to: nerd, rammed, junior brother, virtuous brother, eight precepts, canopy, family lovers...
According to my complete statistics frame by frame (yes, complete statistics), the title "nerd" alone is enough to shout 50 times, sometimes five or six times in an episode.
You think about it for yourself, will you call people nerds?
Do you know who else called who nerd? Lin Daiyu's name is Jia Baoyu.
You taste, you taste, the word "nerd" is like a big fool, at first it sounds like a disgust, but in fact with three points of helplessness, seven points of spoiling.
I simply posted a few words of the context in which "nerd" appeared, and it felt nothing just by looking at this sentence, but once I added his movements, something was immediately wrong.
"The nerd hasn't gone to see Master yet?" (Sudden approach)
"Nerd, the ginseng fruit is eaten, and I am still hungry." (Fu Forehead smiled bitterly)
"Nerd, when Lao Sun made trouble in the Heavenly Palace..."
"You nerd can hide anything from Lao Sun." (Confidently raise a finger)
Shouting and shouting, he walked the way.
#双标#
After my intentional trampling (?) I think you have also found that another point that can make cp good, that is:
Double standard.
Let's start with the eight precepts. It's already a stereotype to be lazy to eat.
But I have to justify the eight precepts, and that's all because I didn't meet Senior Brother.
When the master was arrested, his first reaction was to scatter the gang and take the initiative to divide the luggage, famous saying: You go back to your quicksand river, I go back to my Gao Laozhuang.
Brother Monkey was caught, and his first reaction was to save people, and he used the connections of the Heavenly Court to call down the twenty-eight stars to rescue Senior Brother in the style of "pulling turnips".
Thinking that the master was dead, he quickly put forward constructive suggestions on the "great cause of learning from the scriptures":
"Let's bury Master,
We had to go our separate ways. ”
Thinking that Brother Monkey was dead, he cried while complaining: "Damn Bow Ma Wen, why don't you hide and hide, this is good, it has become the dung of the monster." ”
Even cried all the way, crying so much that it was sad, and he sat on the ground.
It feels like I can already hear the OS in Master's heart:
Chilling. A real chill is not a big fuss.
And what about the Monkey King? It's more obvious. Usually subduing monsters, Sun Wukong uses violence, click and beat.
When it was his turn to accept Zhu Bajie, he turned into Miss Gao and staged the classic scene "Zhu Bajie Carrying His Daughter-in-law".
Even the master was confused:
"My apprentice always had a fight in the past,
Why is there no movement today? ”
Speaking of Gao Laozhuang, I feel that Sun Wukong said a lot of things in Gao Laozhuang that he would never say in his life.
What "you're so shameless~", "You can't move me~", "Lang Jun, why do you leave me alone and go wow~", all talk with a tilde.
The eight precepts give a positive response:
"Madam, you are so good-looking!" "You can move your back!" "Lady, go!"
After accepting, Brother Monkey also touched his hands, touched his face, and pulled his ears.
He didn't do these things with the sand monks.
#前世今生#
Another good proof is that they have past and present lives, and old causes.
In Gao Laozhuang, it seems to be an encounter, but it is actually a reunion.
They had met five hundred years ago.
At that time, they were not even called Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, and as soon as Brother Monkey was born, it shook the heavenly court, and the gears of fate began to turn.
Officially met, one was the marshal of the canopy who was in charge of the Tianhe Water Mansion, and the other was the small and tasteless Bow Ma Wen.
The first sentence starts:
Bajie: Who are you? Dare to dare to make noise here!
Brother Monkey: Where are you from Mao Shen? Dare to take care of me?
They fought without saying a word, directly subdued each other, and laughed into a ball.
Five hundred years later, the first words they met were:
Bajie: Madam, can you let me in today? Yes?
Brother Monkey: Then you come in~
At that time, one of them was suppressed by the Buddha, the other was reprimanded by the Jade Emperor, and they got the same task card: Baotang Monk Xitian to obtain scriptures. The titles of meeting again are "Niangzi" and "Langjun".
Seeing this, Ben CP kept circulating two lyrics in his head, one was: "I must have said I love you hundreds of years ago." ”
Another is: "We came across in such a circle." ”
Echoing the saying, "All encounters are reunions after a long absence."
#他在笑他在闹#
How can you tell if an intimate relationship is healthy?
One of the characteristics must be: the two are always laughing. We pigs and monkeys fit this perfectly.
The two ate together and laughed;
The two saw the beautiful scenery together and laughed;
The two fought the monster together and laughed;
Then the shot everything, the master at this moment:
Master: I'm fine, I'm fine, you guys go ahead.
As long as the two of them stay together, they haven't been quiet for a minute, and they suddenly become childish elementary school chickens.
The two fought in circles around the tree:
Fight in circles around the stones:
Fighting in circles around the dining table:
Fight in circles around the master:
Always young, always fighting, moving hands and feet.
You know, in space, it is 108,000 li, that is, 54,000 kilometers, and the circumference of the equator is about 40,000 kilometers, which really circles the earth.
In terms of time, the four masters and apprentices walked for a total of almost 14 years, that is, 5110 days, 122640 hours, 7356400 minutes, 441504000 seconds...
It's really hard to die without the other party.
#爱他就逗他#
The more I look back, the more I feel that Brother Monkey's daily to do list is:
Fight monsters, do good deeds, and tease Bajie.
sit on a stool and grab it around, although later they sat together;
Bajie washed his face, had to throw a stone, splashed people.
Give the fruit to the sand monk well, and give the eight precepts to tease;
The hall is a great saint, and if it is smeared black, it is scary to make a grimace;
Sometimes you suffer if you tease yourself.
According to my observations, when Brother Monkey laughs the most on the way to get the scriptures, it is basically when Bajie is ugly.
And no matter how critical the situation is, you must also amuse Bajie.
Pretending to be a monster, he returned to the first one and proposed to eat Bajie first.
The master is about to be eaten, and there is still the money of the mind cosplay impermanence to defraud Bajie.
But don't look at Brother Monkey teasing, don't spoil it too much. And it's all in the details.
Seeing that Bajie was about to fall down, he quickly helped him;
If you are poisoned and fed the antidote, you will first pat Bajie, who is humming in pain, and say "it's okay, it's okay";
After taking the medicine, touch your stomach smoothly, and then beat your shoulders.
As long as Bajie is coquettish, Brother Monkey agrees to everything.
For example, at the beginning, Sun Wukong decided to steal ginseng fruit, because Zhu Bajie wanted to eat it, pushed and shoved, and called 6 "senior brothers".
So Brother Monkey: Okay, you wait.
If Bajie was scolded, his protection of the calf would be more obvious.
One time that impressed me deeply was that Bajie bumped into the former leader of the Jade Emperor, who tried to turn over old accounts and threatened to "add one degree to the crime".
Brother Monkey jumped out at once and compared with the Jade Emperor:
"I said, don't make old accounts! What are you doing! ”
What is it like to be spoiled by the Monkey King?
It is estimated that only ZBJ.com can answer this question.
#爱他就怼他#
But Bajie is not a well-behaved person.
He is not as good as Brother Monkey when he moves his hands, but when he moves his mouth, he is definitely a master of scare, the kind that has no dead angles in 360 degrees.
Brother Monkey is ugly: "He looks uglier than me." ”
Brother Monkey's eyes were poor: "What do you see with your two eyes!" ”
Brother Monkey is nosy: "Look at your pride, when you hear about catching monsters, it's like seeing your grandfather." ”
Brother Monkey was emotionally unstable: "It must have lost face in the sky." ”
The other party made a mistake in his work: "You were on guard, but the master was still arrested." ”
Monkey King's daily mental state: bored to death!
But I have to say that if someone else called Bow Ma Win, he would have been anxious.
And don't look at Bajie, who is usually afraid every day, he is definitely the number one fan brother of senior brother outside.
If she says a word, the girl will look at her senior brother with a cheek;
A fight is a cheerleader that the senior brother will always hold the stage;
Brother Monkey is angry and destroys monsters. One mouth is "You still don't know how powerful my monkey brother is!" ”
Not only did he praise himself, but he also did not allow Brother Monkey to miss any praise, for fear that he would not hear it, but also relayed it.
Emperor: Elder Sun is really a living immortal!
Bajie: Praise you!
He will even bump into the master for Brother Monkey.
When I saw Brother Monkey arguing with Master, I would touch my arms and coax people.
Bajie will never let Brother Monkey's words fall to the ground.
Especially when shouting at the monster, he was teasing and praised, similar to Guo Degang and Yu Qian.
Brother Monkey: What a crime!
Eight Precepts: What a sin!
Brother Monkey: Your bottles are broken, what tricks!
Bajie: What other tricks!
But don't care how powerful the senior brother is, those who should be instructed must be instructed.
Shiro said it well:
"Pamper and pamper, this pet is love."
#患难见真情#
All of the above can only be regarded as small troubles.
Every time they are in crisis, they can always see the truth in adversity, and they all move me.
It is not uncommon for Zhu Bajie to trust Sun Wukong, after all, the combat power is there, and anyone feels that "my beloved is a hero".
Rarely, Bajie is also the first pick of Sun Wukong's trust.
On the surface, he scolded Bajie every day, but his eyes were injured when he fought with the scorpion spirit, and both junior brothers came to care, and he only shouted Bajie.
Locked up in the golden bowl, the two junior brothers were outside the golden bowl, and he only shouted the eight jie.
Blinded by the wind and sand of the yellow wind monster, the first one to shout was also Bajie.
Bajie is quite worthy of this trust.
His reliable highlight moments basically happened when Sun Wukong was injured.
Brother Monkey was burned by the Red Child's Samadhi True Fire, the Dragon King and the Sand Monk were so anxious that they couldn't figure it out, and Bajie did a set of CPR and woke up.
When Brother Monkey is injured and can't move, Bajie will also take the initiative to ask for help.
The most touching thing is, of course, this scene that is regarded as a love point by many people:
The two who lost the battle ran to each other while shouting each other's names.
As soon as the barrage was opened, everyone was crying for the "two-way rush".
In those two episodes, I felt that Bajie grew up all of a sudden.
will take the initiative to lead the horse to the senior brother with broken eyes;
On the way to find someone to heal his injuries, he led the horse with one hand and the senior brother with the other;
The senior brother heals the eyes, and he holds the lamp beside him;
When he woke up, he found that his senior brother's eyes were better, and he was happier than his senior brother.
This is true not only externally, but also internally.
The master wanted to drive Brother Monkey away, and Bajie immediately panicked.
Not only was he the first to keep him, but he also quickly ran to intercede with Master.
As a result, the master did not respond, and he ignored the master with a shake of his hand.
Later, Brother Monkey returned to the team, and Bajie cried happily.
The sand monk next to him asked the second senior brother with a straight face what he was crying, and Bajie waved his hand:
"People are happy!"
He was crying on screen, and I was crying offscreen.
#HE#
Later, I found out that they had to stick together all the way.
If there are monsters, fight monsters together, and when there are no monsters, they will unanimously face inside and joke.
Fight with monsters together:
Laugh loudly at opponents together:
Let's go to the monster for revenge:
Get up in the middle of the night and do bad things behind Master's back:
There are really no monsters to fight, and we have to gossip about the master together:
In the episode of the daughter country, the two of them sang and reconciled every day:
Goku: This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
Bajie: Good luck Master!
They are all about to leave, and they have to add: "Senior brother, you see that this queen is quite affectionate." ”
So sticky that even Master and Sand Monk felt that something was wrong:
This road was noisy, but it also came to an end.
The last time they were in the same frame in the play was to hold the true scripture with their master and brother, wear a robe, and return to the Great Tang.
The end scene flashed back to those famous scenes: deserts, rivers, waterfalls, and I realized that they had really had a long journey.
Survived the calamity together, took the true scriptures, cultivated the right fruits, and ushered in a happy ending.
In fact, over the years, many people have interpreted some dark things from "Journey to the West", such as backstage, such as power, such as conspiracy.
I said this today, in fact, I want to be simple, that is, to show you a very valuable friendship.
Whether it's love or friendship, people often admire relationships that can't be achieved, unfulfilled wishes, but what is really admirable are those who are close to acceptance, those who are familiar with shortcomings but can still continue.
In fact, when a person goes against your preferences but makes you make repeated exceptions, your previous relationship really has magic.
For us mortals, the best wishes are nothing more than this:
I wish everyone like Bajie to find their monkey brother as soon as possible.
I wish everyone like Goku to find their nerd soon.
Written by: Wang Xueqin
(Excerpted from WeChat public account Xin Shixiang)