Two days before the college entrance examination, a female classmate in my dormitory sneaked out to fall in love after lights out, and ended up hugging her boyfriend to sleep on the lawn of the track and field, and was not discovered until early in the morning. I happened to go to deliver the exam papers and witnessed the headmaster's rebuke to the political education director: "How do you manage regular discipline?" It's a shame! As the principal spoke, he handed the director a cigarette, and then said, "You say, why does my child take a fancy to your girl?" "
My brother once advised the children: "Go to school well, don't be like me, they are all so old and still dream of going to class." You have to study hard now, and when I'm my age, I won't worry about the exam of your dreams anymore!" ”
I once met a beautiful girl on a blind date, we dated a few times and it felt very compatible, she is exactly the type I like. One day, we went to see a movie together, she had been playing with her phone on the way, I secretly glanced at it and found that she was sending a WeChat message to her mother: "Mom, tomorrow I will take a boy home to meet you!" My mood was instantly ecstatic! But after the movie, she deliberately avoided my gaze and said: "There is something tomorrow, let's contact in two days!" ”
A colleague told me that she bought a pair of high-quality leather pants online. I asked her, "Is it warm to wear, especially warm?" She smiled bitterly and said: "A fart in the morning, and when I take off my pants at night, an onion smell comes to my face, which is so spicy that it makes me cry!" ”
One day, I went to a public toilet and found that Jun A was trying to have diarrhea, but he didn't come out for a long time. At this moment, another man, B-Jun, suddenly rushed in, and as soon as he squatted down, he began to crackle and pull very freely. After hearing this, Jun A said: "Brother, I really envy you, you pull so cheerfully!" B Jun replied: "What is there to envy, the pants have not been taken off..."
Yesterday afternoon, I had a big fight with my parents, and I cooked alone in silence during dinner, but after I was done, I was not in the mood to eat and went straight to sleep. When the parents came back from work, they saw that the food on the table had not moved at all, so they privately discussed: "Is this child because he quarreled with us in the afternoon, felt wronged, and wanted to poison us?" See that she didn't move a mouthful. With that, they decided to go out to eat.
My uncle opened a beef restaurant, and one morning, I went there to eat and helped out for a while. The uncle filled a bowl of soup, I grabbed a handful of beef and put it in, but the uncle hurriedly said: "Enough is enough, you put it like this will make me lose money." I didn't think much about it and fished back the beef I had caught in. Since then, my uncle has never asked me to help in the store again...
One day, I went to visit a friend and stopped my car in front of his house. However, the moment I got out of the car, a fat squirrel actually jumped off the roof of his car, fell to the ground, and then fled in a hurry, as if frightened by my sudden appearance. I could only watch it leave in amazement and couldn't help but imagine how it got on the roof.
Another time, my friends and I went on vacation to the beach and rented a small boat to go fishing. Soon after, a flock of seagulls suddenly appeared, they flew onto our boat, and began to scramble for our catch. We exclaimed, overwhelmed. In the end, we had to give up fishing and give up all our catch to these greedy seagulls, who flew away leaving chaos behind.
Life is full of countless interesting things that make us forget our busy lives and remind us that there are always unexpected things happening in the world that make people laugh or be surprised. These interesting events have also become beautiful moments in our memories, making life more colorful. Anytime and place, it's possible to come across these bizarre and interesting stories, which make life fun, and unpredictability is their charm.