My husband and I once agreed that whoever arrived home first would walk the dog.
But my normal off time always arrives home about 5 minutes earlier than him.
Over time, I felt like I was at a loss.
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And then there was a time ... When I got home, I hid in the stairwell behind the elevator, squatting in the shadows...
Until I saw my husband come out of the elevator, go home, and lead the dog back to the elevator to wait for the elevator. I waited for him to get in the elevator before going home...
After that, I tried it again and again, and used this method every day to avoid walking the dog...
Several times I was almost discovered by dogs.
The dog probably smelled me and had to rush to the stairwell, but fortunately my husband was pulling the dog behind...
Then in the summer, there were many mosquitoes in the stairwell, and I thought of a new way, which was to hide my shoes in a plastic bag when I went home. And then got into the closet barefoot ... When my husband comes home and takes the dog out, I will come out of the closet...
I've been lazy like this for three years... My husband hasn't found out yet... Sometimes I laugh when I think that I am a master of touching fish... It feels like taking advantage of it...
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So many people actually saw it...
The dog is my husband's haha, and there are several cats at home, all stray animals. My husband is a friend of animals. He loves to pick up small animals and go home, and has previously picked up a budgie, a snail picked up in the grass, and a hamster that was thrown in the garbage room. The parrot was later given to a friend who liked to raise birds (the parrot had such a bad temper that it bit my scalp every day), and the snail and hamster died. The snail suddenly began to skip eating one day, and then died, and the hamster lived to death.
I also like small animals, that is, I am lazy ~ (but I am willing to do the kind that does not have to go out, such as shoveling cat litter)
I was almost caught several times, and once I was about to hide in the closet when I found my husband coming out of the bathroom in the bedroom and telling me that he had left work this morning and that the dog had been walked. He also asked me what the plastic bag was in my hand (my shoes), and I had to brag that the shoes were dirty and needed to be washed.
In fact, I took the initiative to say that I don't want to walk my dog, and my husband should also tolerate me, but this feeling of sneaking and taking advantage is really cool...
I had other things to hide from him before, but then I was found out by bad luck!
My husband didn't allow me to snack and said it was unhealthy.
But I love eating puffed foods.
Once bought a lot behind his back. Box immediately buy potato chips I don't know if you have found it, some flavors must be bought in three packs. And you know... I was crazy when I sent it over... How could there be so much ...
Then I had a cabinet at home for me to put woolen balls (knitting sweaters when it was cold), and the yarn balls were half empty at that time, so it made a lot of space, so I packed all the potato chips in. But there are too many. The cabinet door will be pushed out a little.
I moved the kennel to a position and let the dog sleep there blocking the door, and ordered it to be fixed. (The dog is very obedient, tell it to fix, it will really be fixed over there)
But I was discovered the same day.
My husband said that it was strange for the dog to lie there, so he spread the dog apart, and then he just touched the cabinet door with his fingers, and the potato chips inside were all turned out...
Then I was forced by my husband to take a picture of a suspect identifying the crime scene...
That's pretty much it, tell me to squat and recognize the potato chips I bought with my fingers...
He also sent this photo to my parents...
Q: My husband asked for the photo hahaha
I painted away the ugliness of my sin
It's a shame hahahahahaha
Send some cat and dog films~
Humble Cat 1
Humble Cat 2
There are other cats, but they are more introverted, only active in secret, and difficult to capture.
The pampered boss in the family, selfish, jealous, squeamish and contrived. But it's good to train and only listen to mom and dad. The parents here are Schrödinger's parents, because when our parents appear, the owner is automatically replaced by the elders. When grandma appears, the owner becomes grandma.
Returned to the West
Returned to the West
It's so fierce that it's already given away. Can't speak. When you are full, bite people, bite cats, bite dogs. Unscrupulous bandits. Only when I just picked it up, I got it on the plate, and then I couldn't hold it anymore.