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"You are my gift and my calamity!"

author:Ah Zi loves movies

My trumpet was exposed. Netizens saw the chat history where I proposed to my boyfriend to break up while playing a big adventure. I wrote, "Break up. The broken eye replied, "It's all until you die." I said, "I mean it, you are my gift and calamity." "I retired to the rivers and lakes, and this retreat is a lifetime. Broken Eye playing an awkward game with me? I will too. I said, "I bury love, Daiyu burial flowers." "Broken Eye knows I'm going to break up. Netizens laughed at my elegant image and ruined it. I collapsed, and this is a new way of collapsing.

Yesterday, I was playing truth or dare with my girlfriend and was asked to break up with Broken Eye. I picked up my phone and wrote down the non-mainstream breakup copy. Song Zhi encouraged me to send it to him. I felt too embarrassed, but Song Zhi kept encouraging me, so I copied and pasted it. I said seriously, "You are my gift and my calamity." "I'm retiring. This retreat is a lifetime, and I can't stand this embarrassment. I felt like my toes were about to pull out a Bala Demon Castle. Duan Yan called me a video call, and I didn't dare to answer it because I was at the bar. Answering the phone, he will definitely scold me.

"You are my gift and my calamity!"

After a while, Duan Yan replied to me: "We're playing too awkwardly, right?" "I will too. I said, "Daiyu funeral flowers, I bury love." "I'm about to pay homage to my dead love. After reading this passage, I couldn't help but laugh. The desire to win or lose makes us start competing with whose quotes are trendier. I said, "If you're well, it's sunny." He said, "Looking at the broken sky, I might be about to collapse." "We started teasing each other.

I said, "You are my gift and my calamity." "He went crazy with me too. He said: "I have done many evil things in my life, and meeting you is considered to be leveled. I burst into tears. Song Zhiyan looked at us sympathetically, we are a strange pair.

I replied seriously, "Just finished the big adventure, don't mind." He replied in seconds: "Got it, breakup sister." I said, "Rose, he knows sarcasm." ”

After returning home, I reported the incident to Duan Yan and started taking screenshots of the chat history. From the time we started falling in love, I created a trumpet on Weibo to record our love routine. In the past three years, I have posted more than 100,000 Weibo posts and gained more than 100,000 followers. Every time I post on Weibo, there will be many likes and comments below.

This time I posted a chat log and a photo of the bar, accompanied by a text: "My man is so trendy!" "After clicking send, I turned off my phone and happily showered and went to bed.

"You are my gift and my calamity!"

Early the next morning, I was woken up by a phone call from my agent. She asked me anxiously: "Bai Wei, why don't you tell me if you have a trumpet?" I was stunned, how did she know? The agent roared: "Your account has been exposed, and your name has appeared on the hot search." "I was stunned, what's going on?

After hanging up the phone, I hurriedly clicked on Weibo and saw the names on the hot search list: "Bai Wei Trumpet", "Bai Wei broke up". My heart almost stopped beating. I clicked on the comments and saw some bad comments. I took a few deep breaths and then started replying to the comments of netizens. I told them I was playing a game and wasn't really going to break up.

I also explained why I record our love routine on Weibo. I hope you will understand my approach and not make any negative comments about our feelings. I believe that our relationship is sincere, and I will cherish this relationship and keep going. Bai Wei's boyfriend's chat history #Bai Wei's relationship with her boyfriend #Bai Wei's breakup with her boyfriend #Pound sign #Duan Yan was expelled for misconduct#Duan Yan's negative impact in the entertainment industry#Duan Yan was exposed to pay attention to Bai Wei alone#Duan Yan fans found Bai Wei's trumpet #Netizens picked up Bai Wei's love relationship with her boyfriend#Netizens commentedBai Wei's boyfriend's fan mentality is so good#Netizen commentsBai Wei broke up with her boyfriend#Bai Wei's relationship with her boyfriend ended, I pressed the answer button nervously, and shouted "Heart and liver baby Britney" in a gentle tone. Assertion sneered: "You are not my baby, I didn't even get a response on Weibo." "I was so obsessed with Weibo that I forgot to reply to his messages. He complained that I didn't care about him, and I quickly assured him that I would follow his news as soon as possible.

"You are my gift and my calamity!"

I hung up the phone and was about to click on Weibo, when Song Zhi's video call came again. I asked with some doubt, "What's wrong with you?" Aren't you traveling? "Song Zhi's background voice was a little noisy, and she told me she was at the bar. Zhou Huai asked me where I was, I thought about it and decided to go with him.

Zhou Huai made several calls, but I didn't answer. He asked me with some concern, "Are you all right?" I said calmly: "It's okay, I'm with Song Zhi." Zhou Huai told me: "Don't wear it." I felt a little uneasy, but nodded anyway.

"You are my gift and my calamity!"

Zhou Huai said that he was at my house, and I quickly replied: "Yes, he is in my house." Zhou Huai's tone was calm, but he said we were going to climb the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, and I was a little worried. For the freedom of my friends, I decided to try my best to overcome the difficulties.

"You are my gift and my calamity!"

I was somewhat embarrassed silent, not knowing how to answer. Zhou Huai was a little anxious: "Do you know cloud climbing? I felt a little uneasy, but nodded anyway. There was a sound of driving from Zhou Huan's side, and I knew where he was, so I hung up the phone.

I sent a message to Song Zhi, but she never replied. I sighed with some sympathy, and just as I wanted to rest for a while, the phone rang again. I picked up the phone with some impatience: "Baby, what's wrong with you?" ”

"You are my gift and my calamity!"

"Baby, what's wrong with you?" The other person's voice was a little uncertain, and I was also a little puzzled. I replied with some impatience: "Who are you?" ”

"I'm asserting, don't you remember?" His tone was a little dissatisfied, and I was a little sorry, but I still said in a calm tone: "Oh, I see." ”

"You are my gift and my calamity!"

I asked him, "Did you call something?" ”

He gritted his teeth and said: "Say yes to Weibo, I've been waiting for you for a long time." I was a little embarrassed, but I quickly comforted him: "I'm sorry, I was just a little busy." I'll go to Weibo right away. ”

He sneered: "When I used to accompany you to see the moon, you called me Britney, but now you call me Brother Cold." I replied with some weakness: "I'm sorry, I was just chatting with Song Zhi." ”

He said a little angrily: "Do you know how many calls I made? I said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I forgot to reply to your message." ”

He said a little unhappily: "Forget it, I don't think about you." I breathed a sigh of relief and hung up.

I opened Weibo and found that Duan Yan had posted five or six Weibo: "Duan Yancheng my girlfriend, Bai Wei, Duan Yancheng's future wife, Bai Cheng, Duan Yanwei likes you." "I was a little helpless, but I still liked it.

Bai Cheng sent three messages, but none of them replied. I was on a video call with Song Zhi, and after a while, he sent another message: "Broken eye, are you busy?" If you're not busy, let's go shopping together. ”

I hesitated, but decided to go out with him.

He sent a message: "Budweiser, what about you? If you say yes, you should post on Weibo. ”

I hesitated, but decided to tweet anyway.

He was a little anxious: "Breakup Day, what do you want to do?" I was a little helpless, but still sent a message: "Nothing, I'm reading the comments." ”

He sent a smile: "Budweiser is reading the comments, and there are a lot of people gloating under each one. ”

He said a little angrily: "Why don't you reply to my message? ”

I was a little embarrassed, but replied: "I was chatting with a friend and didn't notice my phone." ”

He said a little angrily: "You are such an idiot, you can't even chase your sister-in-law." ”

I was a little helpless, but I still smiled and said, "Brother Duan Yan, don't care about their bad comments. ”

He said a little angrily: "In the past, Duan Yan was a good person, and the current Duan Yan is the day when King Gigi is looking for a wife. ”

I was a little speechless, but I couldn't help but laugh. Bai Wei's breakup sister called me, and I edited Weibo and sent it while laughing.

Bai Wei broke her eyes and called me "my heart and liver baby Britney", and after posting on Weibo, some netizens commented that "sister is still Britney", and some people said that "Brother Eye was live broadcasting when he called you".

Duan Yan upstairs said that he was going to come to me with a knife, and I was startled. I called Duan Yan to inquire about the situation, and his tone revealed satisfaction, and I was very happy.

The man was very coaxing, and I called him "baby" a few times in my heart.

In the afternoon, the agent told me that there was a "Breakup Clock" program that invited me to be a guest, but I was horrified because I didn't break up and didn't know why I was invited. However, if the price is right, I would still like to go.

I looked at the agent with a serious face, and the agent patted me on the shoulder and said, "Who let you be a guest?" You should go and be an observer. "It dawned on me.

The next day, I was packed into a variety show called "After We Broke Up." The theme of the show is to find the reason for the breakup. The guests are all openly former couples, there are two observers, and besides me, there is a singer couple.

The live broadcast began, and before the camera turned on, Suqi quietly said to me: "Zhao Kai is not a good thing. "I was surprised, but also curious. He is my ex-boyfriend and broke up with me after hooking up with Feng Chuchu. Recently, he was with another female star.

Feng Chuchu is not easy to mess with, and I admire Su Qi. After he broke up with me, Feng Chuchu came to me and wanted to deal with Zhao Kai. I was surprised and asked her why she was telling me this.

Su Qi hesitated, and then said, "Duan Yan is not a good person either, I want to remind you." I nodded, believing that Duan Yan was not such a person.

Sookie looked into my eyes, as if looking at a love brain, he was anxious, but he hated iron not steel.

I used to believe in Zhao Kai, but now I'm starting to be vigilant, and I believe that he cheated on him, probably because some woman cheated on him.

When Pei Zhiheng and I chatted, he often sent some Ultraman memes. He cheated, and I even wonder if it was because he watched too many Ultraman cartoons.

In fact, my chat with Pei Zhiheng is all about cartoons and believing in light. Every time I see this, I exclaim: "Childlike heart for you".

He cheated, and I even suspected that some woman had cheated on him. Why did you take this variety show? I watched him sit next to me, Duan Yan constantly stroking my hand, I was a little worried, afraid that after recording this variety show, you would break up with me because of emotions.

The camera had already opened, and as soon as Duan Yan entered the door, the barrage began to brush. Everyone was discussing the arrival of Duan Yan, and some people even began to ridicule him for fear that Bai Wei would break up with him. Duan Yan looked a little nervous, while his wife was an observer and had nothing to do with their breakup. I really wanted to see them play out a breakup scene live. At the beginning of the variety show, the atmosphere between the three pairs of guests was a little awkward. This variety show lasted for two days and one night, and the guests all carried their luggage. Jiang Shuting had little strength and had some difficulty dragging the suitcase, while Shen Chengyan stood on the side until Jiang Shuting couldn't hold on, and he moved her luggage upstairs with a violent look. Xiao Shuting thanked him, but he didn't care, only because he saw Jiang Shuting's appearance, he chose to help. I couldn't help but sigh that his mouth was really hard, and he couldn't say such a thing without killing fish in RT-Mart for ten years. Broken Eye also echoed that he just felt sorry for his wife, but he was unwilling to express it directly, but instead said in a sarcastic tone that he would not be like Shen Chengyan. The people on the barrage were laughing, and Shen Chengyan was really satirized. Everyone is saying that Shen Chengyan's emotional intelligence is not high, and they compare him with Duan Yan.

Broken eyes are not that you are sick, coax your wife to say it bluntly, don't take me as a counterexample.

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