As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of opponents like gods, you are afraid of teammates like pigs! Dong Yuhui and Yu Minhong were selling peaches in Pinggu, and Teacher Yu's performance made netizens deeply suspicious: This old man is here to completely release himself! Net trouble for Teacher Dong!
At that time, the two were chatting idly, and the peach tree forest behind them was fruitful! Suddenly! Teacher Yu frowned, it turned out! A netizen's question broke his heart!
I saw that Teacher Yu crossed his arms on his knees, looked at the comment area, and said:
"Someone asked, who is the old man next to Yuhui?"
Unexpectedly! Immediately afterwards, he pretended to be displeased, and replied to himself in a very cheerful tone:
"I don't know Pulldown!"
After speaking, Teacher Yu looked at Dong Yuhui and laughed! However, Teacher Dong was surprised by Teacher Yu's stubborn answer! Teacher Dong let out a magical laugh, leaned forward and backward with laughter, and said excitedly:
"You now... How so... Rebel! Teacher Yu now... I don't know what to say! I don't know pulling down! ”
Obviously, Dong Yuhui has been amused by Teacher Yu's rebellious behavior and is a little incoherent! I even feel that some words are running out!
But Teacher Dong never expected that the scene that happened next made him even more impressed by Teacher Yu! Every answer came to a sharp turn, which caught Teacher Dong off guard!
I saw that when the netizens who entered the live broadcast room learned that the peaches had been sold out a long time ago, they questioned in the comment area:
"What about Peach?"
The scene at this time, as netizens commented, "If there is no wife in the wife cake, forget it, there are no peaches in the peach selling session!" ”
Unexpectedly! Teacher Dong saw the complaints of netizens in the comment area, he first laughed a few times, and then pretended to be serious, but asked the netizens:
"What time is it! Other parents are going to pick up their children from school, and you only now remember to send him to school! ”
Ha ha! I have to say that Mr. Dong's blurted out metaphor is too graphic! Immediately made netizens who did not grab peaches have a feeling of self-blame!
Teacher Yu on the side stirred the noodles in the bowl unhurriedly while adding:
"Everyone else is about to receive peaches!"
Teacher Dong immediately answered and said, "Everyone else is about to eat in their mouths, you just want to buy peaches now!" These two people simply cooperate seamlessly, allowing netizens to extinguish the fire of resentment in their hearts in a relaxed and humorous atmosphere!
Suddenly! Some netizens began to hit the idea of the peach forest behind Teacher Dong and Teacher Yu, and said in the comment area:
"Isn't there one in the tree behind you?"
Teacher Dong immediately sent out an invitation, saying, "Then you should come quickly!" You're here to pick it for you! ”
After that, Teacher Dong couldn't help but turn his head to look at the fruitful peach tree forest! It is estimated that I thought silently in my heart, netizens came to pick peaches, it must be enough!
Teacher Yu took a bite of noodles and said with conviction:
"When you come to the scene, I will definitely pick a pound for you and let you take it!"
Seeing that Teacher Yu spoke, Teacher Dong immediately began to skillfully borrow flowers to offer Buddha, and said with a smile:
"Here you go! All picked, Teacher Yu pays! ”
And voila! Sure enough, in comparison, Teacher Dong seems to be more generous and generous! And let Teacher Yu resist everything!
At this time, Teacher Dong, in the eyes of Teacher Yu, seems to be the little piglet in the legendary "teammates who are afraid of encountering pigs"!
Unexpectedly! Teacher Yu doesn't care if Wei protects his generous face! Directly said to Teacher Dong firmly:
"I don't pay for it! I grew up stealing peaches from a peach orchard! When did I buy it! ”
As soon as these words came out, it made Teacher Dong laugh! Unexpectedly, Teacher Yu spoke so directly!
Unexpectedly, when it came to stealing peaches, Teacher Dong had a new idea! I saw that Teacher Dong smiled at Teacher Yu and said:
"Otherwise, you take everyone and steal together!" And then when someone else comes to grab it, you take everyone to run first, okay? ”
Teacher Dong really showed "borrowing flowers to offer Buddha" to the fullest, and asked Teacher Yu to pay, he was unwilling! Let Teacher Yu contribute, it is estimated that he will be willing!
But I never expected that Teacher Yu's answer was unexpected again!
I saw that when Teacher Dong's words just fell, Teacher Yu, who was eating noodles, habitually said "um"! But then, he found that he had fallen into the pit dug by Teacher Dong, so he immediately straightened up and corrected Teacher Dong in an emphatic tone:
"I'll run first! How can everyone run first! ”
After hearing this, Teacher Dong laughed and asked:
"Then you still let others steal peaches with you!"
Teacher Yu explained with a smile that when he was a child, he often took his children to steal peaches and watermelons, but he was always the first to escape!
Watching the two sell peaches, I didn't expect peaches to shine in seconds! Watching the two chatting casually, I didn't expect to talk about crosstalk! I have to admire the tacit understanding and humor of the two, making selling goods so joyful and interesting!
Sure enough, the good-looking skin bag is the same, and the interesting soul is one in a million, but what is valuable is that they are both interesting souls, and when they meet together, they burst out a spark of inspiration! Awesome!
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