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If it were possible, would you believe that the 48-year-old aunt can go to the DNF every day to move bricks and fight the group, or will you believe that the younger brother is Qin Shi Huang?
If this 48-year-old old aunt who is addicted to DNF brick moving is your mother who has just retired, how will you deal with it?
As we all know, DNF is a "salty for all ages" game, in the game you can see the big brother who is worried about the second child all day, and you can also meet the big sister who loves to move bricks...
But if it's your mom who has taught you most of your life with a straight face, and suddenly one day becomes interested in DNF, will you choose to delete the number and unload the game immediately, or teach your mother to build a number from scratch?
Recently, when the younger brother was visiting Station B, he saw the anchor of such a "parent-child area", others are hand-in-hand teaching the girl kid to do handicrafts, he can pour well, and his mother is abducted to DNF to move bricks.
This UP lord's name is "The Daily Life of Muggle Xiaoao", Muggle is his puppy and Xiaoao is his wife.
To be reasonable, just by looking at this ID, you will think that this is a tool person who records the daily life of his wife and dog, but he has now become a black-hearted big boss who relies on "exploiting" his mother to increase his fans.
Of course, for the convenience of the title, the younger brother uses "Muggle" in the back to refer to this interesting UP master.
In fact, Muggle did not think at first that he himself could one day become the UP master of the DNF's "parent-child" area. The reason why he would take his mother to fight in the Arad Continent was entirely because his mother was too idle after retirement!
In addition to cooking three meals a day and walking her dog, Muggle mothers did not go to square dancing and other hobbies, and their little days were quite boring. And during those days, DNF was just doing something to pull new level activities, and Muggle tricked his mother into "filling people's heads" in the game.
In addition to the event rewards, Muggles still have their own little nine-nines. He thought that if he could teach his mother, he could let his mother help his DNF move bricks and gold coins to increase equipment, referred to as the "pit mother" action.
Isn't it equivalent to having fun for your own mother while saving a lot of training fees, isn't it beautiful.
But soon, Muggle was a little broken, and it turned out that his mother was suffering from a "terminal illness" with uncoordinated left and right hands.
To put it simply, we think it is easy to control the character with the left hand, and release the skill mode with the right hand, and the Muggle mother is stunned that she can't learn it. She either stands and puts her skills, or she can only move to avoid damage, and she can't perform smooth walking and slashing at all.
Although in theory, as long as you are patient enough, after dodging the boss skill, slowly walk in front of him to play a small set of skills, and repeat it many times, it is not impossible to beat the boss.
But this operation is too spicy for the eyes, just watching the mother play a copy for more than ten minutes, you can have thousands of ants crawling on your body, and you can't wait to grab the mouse to operate.
But after all, people are their own mothers, no matter how they operate, Muggles can only pinch their noses and recognize, and they can't break off the relationship between mother and son because they brush a DNF.
In addition to the uncoordinated left and right hands, Muggle mothers also have a series of bad habits such as playing books and getting lost, skills empty, pressing badly, and always nagging.
It can be said that the pit cargo teammate operations you encounter from time to time in the process of playing DNF are routine operations on Muggle mother's side.
Sometimes, the younger brother admired Muggles' ability to withstand pressure.
Because in the process of recording his mother's strengthening, in addition to secretly adding memes to condemn in the video, he did not verbally accuse his mother of misoperation, and this patience alone is worth learning from.
Of course, in the daily conversations between Muggles and mothers, it is more about the difference in the perception of games between the two generations.
For example, after cutting down the big tree on the map, Muggle mothers will be worried and afraid, the Forestry Bureau in the game is looking for trouble, after all, they are now promoting environmental protection, and it is quite inappropriate for her to cut down the tree for no reason.
Or maybe the Muggle mother is extremely sensitive to her son's "you're going to die" prompt, even if her game character is really dead, she must correct her son's taboo words, even in the process of playing the game, it is not allowed to say.
In fact, if you can watch more videos of Muggle mothers and Muggles, you can almost get a feel for the lightning point of the domestic censorship system.
Finally, the point that most DNF players are very envious of is that DNF has also become a key prop for Muggle's wife Xiao Ao to deal with the relationship between his mother-in-law and daughter-in-law;
The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law went to the arena to discuss technology when they had nothing to do, and many netizens expressed their envy of the real-name system:
—Is the daughter-in-law's slash really merciless? You can see that you usually don't get angry!
—I'm sore... Envy such a family!
- Family dispute PK field resolution.
Here, the little brother also wants to ask the majority of DNF players a question: who will you help with your wife and mother PK?
The younger brother has something to say: If you retire tomorrow, will you choose to square dance with your grandpa and aunt, or will you call a group of brothers and sisters to go to DNF to play in the group? For Muggle mothers, this is not a problem, but for the majority of players, how to teach their parents to play games seems to be a problem again!
A positive question: Do you play games with your parents?