41-year-old Guo Jingjing celebrated her husband's birthday, sharp-eyed netizens: After becoming a mother, living in a mansion can't escape this matter

Sisters, did you find out?

Since having a baby, such a small person can turn the family upside down, and there are traces of ta everywhere.

A few days ago, Guo Jingjing posted a family photo to celebrate her husband's birthday, and a detail in the picture was hotly discussed by netizens: Although I live in a mansion, this hygiene is too "real"!

The carpet was rolled up in a pile, and toys and clothes were scattered 👇 everywhere

Even if there is no baby figure in the photo, based on these "background information" alone, it is a family with a baby at a glance

。 Before netizen "Ms. Ye" posted two pictures of sofas in the circle of friends, I didn't expect it to be popular all of a sudden! Exploded a lot of parents who were driven crazy by the "bear child"...

Let's take a look at Ms. Ye's first circle of friends with the text: "I am said to have a baby at home, and the sofas are like this" ↓↓

Uh-huh, good, good, looks neat. The melon-eating masses who don't know the truth think that this is the daily life of the sofa, so many parents diss and say: "This is not scientific..."

"Such a neat sofa, how can it be that there are babies at home!"

"Why don't you have scratches on your sofa?"

After all, this is the right way to open the bear child's home! ↓↓

Ms. Ye responded with a wry smile: This is the result of her cleaning, which took more than 11 hours from 1 noon to 12 o'clock the next morning! ↓↓

There are "god operators" predictions,

"Tomorrow it will be back to its original form..."

Sure enough, the next day, Ms. Ye posted another circle of friends! Let's take a look at the results after the baby wakes up the next day. ↓↓

Someone got the truth: "This is normal!" ”

Ms. Yip said she had crashed:

"It's the situation at 10 o'clock, the state at 11 o'clock is getting more chaotic, and it's almost 12 o'clock... There are still broken egg rolls on the carpet..."

"Already collapsed, give up, don't take it!" "Wait for your dad to come back, let your dad take it!"

One stone stirs up a thousand waves... A bunch of crazy parents have joined the ranks of spitting!

Since having a baby, the family has completely said goodbye to the neat and orderly mode, but has entered the vicious cycle mode of destruction-reconstruction-destruction-reconstruction, and it takes a whole day just to pack up toys! ! !

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No wonder a while ago, the topic of "a picture without a baby, it proves that you have a baby" became popular on the Internet! As soon as the "old mothers" made a move, each one made people nod their heads 👇 wildly

After having a baby, our main focus is a "pearlescent treasure"!

Wa often shares her blingbling ring and bracelet with us, don't appreciate it? She was still angry!

@小红书: Fried Princess

@小红书: The eighth girl

There are also often free nail art! Don't say, this color scheme is quite "dopamine" 👇

@小红书: Octopus Road Lulu

Home is the "self-reserved place" for the baby to play art!

@Domi

Or this mother had the foresight to put a blank piece of paper on the wall early, and Ren Wa was not afraid 👇 to play any time

@小红书: Pear Spectrum

I have to say that stickers are really the most popular "works of art". One didn't pay attention, all plastered!

@小红书: Yu Daqi

Even the toilet is DIY with stickers (it can be seen that the child is busy when squatting in the pit)

@小红书: Queenie

After having a baby, the memory of the 128G mobile phone is obviously not enough.

One didn't pay attention and stored a baby's "honey selfie" 👇

@慧慧

It's not enough to take pictures of yourself, and sometimes you have to pull up a photo of your mother 👇

@夕夕

When you suddenly find a "artistic" photo full of "artistry" on your phone, gotta! I don't know when the phone password was cracked by the baby

@阿萍

But what's scarier than taking two photos is this!

As soon as I picked up the mobile phone, I found that the mobile phone had been directly deactivated for the baby (fortunately, this time it was only a minute).

@阿加

In addition to the photo album occupying a lot of memory, other apps are also the shadow of the baby.

WeChat: Before giving birth to a baby, it was all the news of friends and girlfriends, and after giving birth, various parent groups occupied a full screen 👇

@柳柳

Shopping APP: All kinds of small skirts and trinkets before giving birth, now open the shopping cart, are children's toys and snacks 👇

@咖喱

When the baby was young, the style of painting in the mobile phone might look like this:

When going to the toilet, a shadow will always appear outside the door and shout: Mom!!

@小红书: Possessiveness

It takes 2 hours to do hygiene, and it only takes 2 minutes to mess with the baby

@木木: Everything has to be thrown on the floor, even candy must be placed on the floor one by one

The heart was dripping blood, and the marmot screamed 100 times

@肉肉

@木子

Wait until the baby is not so harmful to the object, the time has come to really blame the heart!

Every time she saw the baby's homework, the old mother's blood pressure would rise once

Note: This is Wa's math homework, not transcription homework!

@木木

I have to say that when I was studying, I was not so serious about my manual homework

Count the moments of the collapse of parent tutoring assignments:

1, 800 plus 700 equals 900, this father was directly angry to lie in the middle of the road and cry, after being discovered by the traffic police, Dad cried and said, "I just want you to detain me." I'd rather be detained than tutor homework...

2. When a father in Hunan was tutoring his daughter to write homework, his daughter never opened up, and the father was so emotional that he actually dropped his jaw. What is even more sad is that after going to the hospital to reset and returning, my father began to feel sorry for the medical expenses again, and then kept complaining.

3. When the mother tutored the homework, she said angry words to the child "You don't study well, you can only pick up garbage in the future", but I didn't expect that after a while, the child disappeared, the mother couldn't find it everywhere, and under the monitoring of the police, I found that the child really ran outside the community to pick up garbage.

When the child came back, he said: I want to experience picking up garbage, and it is really hard.

This child is quite thoughtful, but it would be better to talk to his parents the next time he went to experience life.

4. When a father in Shanghai was tutoring his child to write homework, he lost control of his emotions, lit his child's homework book, and almost burned the neighbor's house. Dad said that he put the lit book on the balcony at that time, thinking that it was finished and threw it downstairs, but he did not expect that the wind was too strong to rekindle.

Even if the book burns out, it is not good to throw objects in the air...

5. A father in Shenzhen was so angry that he had a heart attack because he tutored his child's homework and was sent to the hospital for rescue. In other words, every year, there will be a few parents who are angry to the point of myocardial infarction and cerebral infarction.

This father said that when he was tutoring his homework, he suddenly felt a pain in his chest and couldn't kick up, and then felt that he was calling his wife to relay, but he didn't expect to still talk to the cow playing the piano and the chicken and duck. Dad, who was originally going to rest, was so angry that he "rubbed" and stood up, and then, he fainted...

6. When a mother in Wuhan was tutoring her son's homework, she slapped her son in anger, but she didn't expect to knock out one of her son's shaky front teeth, and the child just sucked his teeth in when he cried. Unexpectedly, this baby tooth was sucked into the child's trachea.

Fortunately, after treatment, the child has recovered and been discharged from the hospital.

7. A father in Zhengzhou suddenly had severe pain in his head without warning, and after going to the hospital, the examination found that it was a brain aneurysm. It turned out that when the father was tutoring the child to write homework, he had always been "talking with the chicken and the duck", and he was about to slap it over, but he still put down his raised hand.

I want to say that this is not without warning, how much anger must be accumulated in front of it to be angry to the cerebral hemorrhage.

After reading these social news, let's take a look at the personal complaints from netizens:

Accompanied homework for five years and made two heart stents. Hey, it's still important to stay alive

I have to talk to my father that I can't slap the table again in the future, otherwise I will have to spend medical expenses

To protect the table, hands, and the child's face, tie your hands to help with homework

It takes 3 minutes to write the name, which is good, and the child also knows that if the writing is not good, it is better to erase it than to sit on the chair with itchy head, itchy hands, itchy back, and urgent urine.

·“ I thank you, big brother", hahaha

Xiao Yue Yue has not escaped the clutches of "tutoring homework", 7 plus 9, it may really be a little difficult, right?

Parents must be thinking: What sins did I make in my last life, and I want to help my children write homework in this life?

In fact, as long as the child's learning habits are well developed and every knowledge point is learned thoroughly, I will be satisfied.

As for the open questions and thinking questions in the exam papers, the child can't think of the right way to do it, so I will accept my fate, thinking that maybe one day I will open the trick, and my thinking ability will suddenly improve?

In the end, it doesn't matter if you don't get the hang of it, most children are not ordinary children, and accepting your child is an ordinary person, in fact, it is not so difficult.

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